[Copypasta] Type :) if you have crippling depression

twitchquotes: type :) if you have Crippling Depression :)
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September 2018
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My brother wonโ€™t stop saying โ€œITS MORBING TIME!โ€

Someone for the fucking life of me help my brother (22) wonโ€™t stop saying โ€œITS MORBING TIME!โ€ he found these words on fb or something and said its stuck in his mind and everytime he wakes up, shits, sleeps, pisses, EVERYTHING he says โ€œits morbing time!โ€ Iโ€™m losing my sanity, fuck you morbius. That was very un-morb
June 2022

Morbius

Thats why this place is so special.

Listen 5 years ago I wanted to get into investing. I came to this sub to get some advice. One guy helped me with a stock I could invest in. It was dipping for a few days and I kept asking what I should do and he said hold. Kept quoting Warren buffet On the third day I panicked and told him I had to sell. He sent me a video and told me to watch it before I sold. It was a guy getting railed by jpow. I lost 400 dollars that day but it taught me some lessons. Now look at me. Been investing for over 3 years now. I was even on this gme thing. Yeah I could of made 8x the profits instead of 4 but I consider that my own fault. But through this great sub and everything I have learned, I reinvested my profits and as of today I am down 5 grand. Thats why this place is so special.
February 2021

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May 2022

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80 billion dollars in twitch stocks

twitchquotes: 4 people broke into my house and held me hostage last night. Somehow they've heard I hold 80 billion dollars in twitch stocks and wanted me to withdraw it to a specific bank account. I had to explain for 2 hours how it's all fake money and that I've spent almost a week trading fake stocks just to gain nothing. They ended up calling me a fucking loser and left..
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March 2019

In japan we we say ไน‡ไน‚ใ„’ๅฐบๅ‚ ใ„’ๅ„ไธจๅŒšๅŒš

twitchquotes: In japan we don't say 'I love you' we say ไน‡ไน‚ใ„’ๅฐบๅ‚ ใ„’ๅ„ไธจๅŒšๅŒš which doesn't mean anything it just spells out 'Extra Thicc' in japanese symbols.
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July 2017
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