[Copypasta] Type :) if you have crippling depression

twitchquotes: type :) if you have Crippling Depression :)
twitch chat
September 2018
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This new spam is FABULOUS

twitchquotes: ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮āۜÛĐ۞ÛĐāŪœâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Ž KappaPride DAMN THIS NEW SPAM IS FABULOUS KappaPride ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮āۜÛĐ۞ÛĐāŪœâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Ž
twitch chat
September 2015

Classic

Response to someone correcting spelling

whats that? holy shit. holy fucking shit. you fucking genius. did you actually just correct someone's spelling? you fucking madlad. i can't believe i just witnessed one of the greatest achievements in human history right now. i think im gonna cry, im so excited. to be honest, i would suck your dick to reward you for your HUGE contribution to the human race if the line wasnt so long. you know what? fuck it. ill let you fuck my wife. ill pay you to fuck her. only for the slim chance that one of her kids will have a small part of your magnificent iq. ill mortgage my fucking house just so you could have 15 minutes with her, while hoping that your MASSIVE cock won't rip her in half. after that, we should start a religion for you. fuck jesus, the only thing this dick did is resurrect himself. you are entitled to the praise he's getting. we should make you immortal. losing you would mean stopping the human evolution and we would all revert to monkeys, not that we are more than monkeys in your majestic presence. I suggest we go to the UN and tell them to hand over all their authority to you, im sure you can unite all the people of the world just with a single swing of your cock, making the entire population wet in the process. just before that one more thing: can you shut the fuck up? nobody cares about that fucking typo you single chromosomed retarded gnome. I bet you think you are so fucking smart and witty after pointing something that didnt bother anyone. God, you are fucking pretentious, i bet you actually believed all of the text above. Did you think i would let you fuck my wife? She is only 12 you sick paedophile. Im calling the police so you could be tortured for eternity while your remains will be forcibly fed to everybody from your family or anyone even remotely related to you while they are forced to anally fuck a penguin. no, seriously do you think i'm joking? i'll come to your house and fuck your ass with a cactus. not that you would feel it after all the things you already had up there. you're a fucking twat that doesnt contribute to society and you deserve to die slowly.
October 2021

what's the Aura appeal?

twitchquotes: what's the Aura appeal? I have nothing against him personally, but I went to his stream twice and both times 12 year olds were spamming copy pastas and overlong donation messages
twitch chat
July 2020
Aurateur

Your copypasta is not good enough

twitchquotes: If you are posting the same copypasta more than once every few minutes, it means that your copypasta is not good enough to be self sustaining, and therefore is subpar. Either step you game up, or just gtfo and let real chat experts do their work.
twitch chat
September 2015
Reynad

Emoji move emoji review

twitchquotes: A 👌 whole ðŸ’Ķ town 🏊 of ðŸ’Ķ beings, 👀 confined to ðŸ’Ķ feeling 😜 one ðŸ˜Ī emotion their 🍆 entire 👏 life. ðŸ‘Ī That 😐 could 🔒 honestly 👏 be 🐝 the 👏 focus of ðŸ’Ķ an ðŸ‘đ entire 👏 movie, ðŸŽĨ but 🍑 in 👏 the 👏 emoji 😂 movie ðŸŽĨ that's ðŸ˜Ķ just 👏 the 👏 world 🌎 they ðŸ‘Ĩ live 🙅 in, 👏 and 👏 yet 😇 these 👈 beings 👀 don't ðŸšŦ question ðŸ˜Đ it ðŸ’Ŋ and 👏 carry 🔛 on 🔛 their 🍆 lives ðŸ“ī as 🍑 normal... 😐 the 👏 emoji 😂 movie ðŸŽĨ takes 😉 a 👌 far 🌌 more 🍗 subtle 🙈 approach 😜 meaning critics probably ðŸ˜ŧ didn't ðŸšŦ notice the 👏 strong 💊 existential themes present ðŸ’ē in 👏 the 👏 film upon ðŸ‘Ķ first 👆 viewing.
twitch chat
July 2017

Emoji Pasta

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