[Copypasta] The real power of compounding

Remember, if you lose 10% a day over several days you’re actually losing less money as time passes. This is what people mean when they talk about the power of compounding
December 2020

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I just fired out why they call them Brokers

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Daily stock prayer

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It's called empathy

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The Battle of Gamestop rages on.

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bears are fuk

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