[Copypasta] mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition

I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale. It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other. But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum. All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse. We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.
December 2020
What happened to this ad? :(
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Disgrace to all Morosans

twitchquotes: ๏ผฏ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ผญ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŒ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŒ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ‡๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ผญ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ“๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ผŽ ๏ผฐ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ผญ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰
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Kripp

Kill cummand face, huntard hardest deck in the game

twitchquotes: ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ™๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‡๏ฝˆ๏ฝ”๏ผŽ ๏ผ‡๏ฝ„๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ— ๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ผŸ๏ผ‡๏ผŽ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ” ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ” ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝŽ๏ผ‡๏ฝ” ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ผŽ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ผŽ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ผŽ
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April 2014
Reynad

Anime is art

Anime isn't just a bunch of cheap American ripoffs of cartoons, it's art. Next time you American sheeple are watching your simpsons or south park or whatever mindless American cartoons that have plots, storylines and comedy, I'll be Admiring the wonderful and superior art of Chinese cartoons.
December 2020

Weebs

Yoshi with Mario's body

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–“โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–„ โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell โ€œamogusโ€ 69 times

If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell โ€œamogusโ€ 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage
May 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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