[Copypasta] mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition

I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale. It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other. But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum. All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse. We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.
December 2020
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There is a bunch of Twitch overlords

twitchquotes: There is a bunch of Twitch overlords who grow batches of streamers from genetically modified eggs. When these eggs hatch and grow, they are given their first computer and start streaming a Dora the Explorer game. As they grow up, the most popular streamers advance and are given more complex games to stream, from CoD to Hearthstone. Each streamer lives in a small cubicle, and there are hundreds upon hundreds of cubicles on the grounds of the Twitch Headquarters. deIlluminati
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March 2016
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September 2016

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twitchquotes: ʷʰᡉᢰ ˒ᡖᡃᡐ, ᡐʸ ᡗᡉˣᡗ α΅ƒα΅˜α΅—α΅’α΅α΅ƒα΅—αΆ¦αΆœα΅ƒαΆ«αΆ«ΚΈ ᡍᡒ α΅—α΅’ ᡗʰᡉ ˒ᡐᡃ᢫᢫ᡉ˒ᡗ ˒ᢦᢻᡉ⋅ αΆ¦ αΆœα΅ƒαΆ° ᡐᡃˣᢦᡐᢦᢻᡉ ˒ᡖᡃᡐ ᡖᡉʳ ᡖᢦˣᡉ᢫ α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ αΆ¦αΆ°αΆœΚ³α΅‰α΅ƒΛ’α΅‰ ᡗʰᡉ α΅ˆαΆ¦αΆ αΆ αΆ¦αΆœα΅˜αΆ«α΅—ΚΈ α΅—α΅’ Κ³α΅‰α΅ƒα΅ˆ Λ’α΅ƒαΆ¦α΅ˆ ˒ᡖᡃᡐ αΆœα΅ƒα΅˜Λ’αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ αΆ Κ³α΅˜Λ’α΅—Κ³α΅ƒα΅—αΆ¦α΅’αΆ° α΅’αΆ  ᡗʰᡉ ᡛᢦᡉʷᡉʳ⋅ ᡃ᢫᢫ α΅‡α΅‰αΆœα΅’α΅αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ α΅α΅ƒΛ£αΆ¦α΅α΅˜α΅ α΅‰αΆ αΆ αΆ¦αΆœαΆ¦α΅‰αΆ°αΆœΚΈ
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November 2014

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Reddit Wholesome award

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Viewbot #420

twitchquotes: (Viewbot #420) MrDestructoid Hello Mr. Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana, I am here to "view" your channel as was previously discussed.
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