[Copypasta] If Apple opens super green tomorrow

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I hate people saying bears are fuk or bulls are fuk. Stop saying that. It's very rude. Just say bears are fuk

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January 2021

Solar energy stocks at night time

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January 2021

Apple announces an EV program

Oh boy I can't wait until 2024 when I can wake up to my Apple Homepod Siri alarm and check my Apple Watch for notifications and take a shower in my Apple Big Douche then put my makeup on before work in my Apple Mirror then take my Apple Car to my job at Apple Phone Plant #584 so I can work on my Mac Pro workstation designing the latest Apple Product the iShit smart toilet that syncs with your iAsshole to sense when you have a massive log brewing in my large intestine and sends me a notification to my apple colonoscopy bag. Russian hackers will know what I had for dinner.

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where were u wen Melon Captol die (GameStop short squeeze)

apolgy for bad english where were u wen Melon Captol die i was at Gamestock buying Ps5 when phone ring "Melon is kil" “yes”

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[Copypasta] If Apple opens super green tomorrow

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bears are fuk

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I’m a simple guy

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Solar energy stocks at night time

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Apple announces an EV program

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where were u wen Melon Captol die (GameStop short squeeze)

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