[Copypasta] If Apple opens super green tomorrow

If Apple opens super green tomorrow, I will buy a green Apple and cut a 1/4in hole in it and fuck it with my peen.
December 2020

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Which one of you got reddit to send me this

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Hopefully the FBI can find Jack Ma

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Don't use the "F word" on the trade floor

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Jack Ma goes missing

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