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[Copypasta]Jeff Bezos vs Elon Musk
Jeff Bezos
-Bald
-Exwife took half his networth
-Second richest person
Elon Musk
-Grew back full head of hair
-Has girlfriend, allegedly had a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne
-Richest person
TSLA > AMZN
Jeff Bezos
-Bald
-Exwife took half his networth
-Second richest person
Elon Musk
-Grew back full head of hair
-Has girlfriend, allegedly had a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne
-Richest person
TSLA > AMZN
twitchquotes:Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here. I understand you are willing to sell yourself out like a cheap Romanian hooker to any two-bit game development outfit as long as they dangle some shekels in front of your beady little eyes? Great! Because I have this brilliant game in beta testing right now called "Watching Paint Dry" and I am willing to pay you $5.00 USD to play it for 24 hours straight. Let me know what you think, you glorious sellout!
Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here. I understand you are willing to sell yourself out like a cheap Romanian hooker to any two-bit game development outfit as long as they dangle some shekels in front of your beady little eyes? Great! Because I have this brilliant game in beta testing right now called "Watching Paint Dry" and I am willing to pay you $5.00 USD to play it for 24 hours straight. Let me know what you think, you glorious sellout!
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roleplay with you as your online gf
twitchquotes:I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donβt know me at all and i know itβs kinda weird. I just thought maybe itβd be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youβre straight. Iβm a boy thatβs why I was saying roleplay.. this isnβt a troll. again, I know itβs really random and weird. Iβm sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donβt know me at all and i know itβs kinda weird. I just thought maybe itβd be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youβre straight. Iβm a boy thatβs why I was saying roleplay.. this isnβt a troll. again, I know itβs really random and weird. Iβm sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here