He says it every morning. He calls me nigga, he calls the other kids nigga, he calls himself nigga. All the time. Nigga this, nigga that, nigga PLEASE. Bitch nigga. Nigga have you lost your mind? Nigga check that ho. Nigga, you bullshittin. Break yourself, nigga. He says it so much I don't even notice it anymore. Last week in lunch Riley says to a classmate, "Can a nigga borrow a French fry?" My first thought wasn't "Oh my God he said the word, t-the n-word!" It was "How is a nigga gonna borrow a fry?, nigga, is you gonna give it back?"
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My son is learning Twitch speak
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Kripp I need advice. My son watches a lot of you, and he doesnât speak English but is learning from chat. He's starting using terms like "pog","jabaited", and "kappa,â but its gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. At dinner my daughter was talking about how she got accepted to college, and my son said "pog you, easy clap". I told him to talk normally to his family, and he replied "Weird champ, normies omegaLOL." I blacklisted twitch and now my son is hysterical, what to do.
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Kripp
Kripp's wife Hafu and future son Dennis Morosan
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hello kripp, I am from the future. I am best friends with your son, Dennis Morosan. Your wife, Hafu, sent me to tell you Well Met and to message her how much you value penguins and OJ
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Kripp
could you please take post down (Twitter)
Excuse me, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.
All Star by Ben Shapiro
Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.
This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didnât make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as thereâs so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that youâll never know if you donât go, nor you will shine if you donât glow.
For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, youâre an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.
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Allu is a tactical genius
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Allu is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic âgoing B, but then benching AleksiBâ. He also has a second little known tactic of âgoing A, but then going home without any winsâ. What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure.
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