[Copypasta] You can't stop what's coming leafboy

You can't stop what's coming leafboy. I walk all over leaves every autumn, you think this year will be any different? Your flag is a fucking leaf. You chose the one part of the tree that dies every year. Not only that, but it's one of hundreds of leaves, thousands if it's a big tree. All dead come winter. Every winter. A vicious cycle. Totally insignificant. As soon as the tree has had it's way with you you are cast to the Earth to be trod by all other living things. Ants? They not only stomp about you, they will steal your corpse and use it for their people. Birds steal your lifeless shell with impunity. Leaves not only die once, but every year. A brave man dies only once, but leaves die a thousand deaths, or at least 20 or 30 if the tree lives that long. Perhaps more. Every year, leafs crunch beneath my boot. This year shall be no different. So it shall be written. So it shall be done. The day of the rake is at hand because every day is the day of the rake and has always been.
January 2021
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I bet with Betway CSGO

twitchquotes: I've been there since the beginning. Every map, every frag, every moment. I run but I never hide. With knowledge comes power, and power is to be wielded wisely. Which is why, as the expert, I bet with Betway. If you know CS:GO, then you know the best way to bet on e-sports, is with Betway. For the love of the game.
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October 2019

CSGO

Jumping Mario

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November 2014

France always loses wars to England?

Youโ€™re right, France does always lose wars to England. Except: The Norman invasion 1066. The Anglo-French War 1213-1214. Anglo-French War 1294-1303. War of Saint-Sardos 1324. Hundred Yearsโ€™ War 1337-1453. War of the league of Cambrai 1512-1514. Italian War of 1542-46. The Rough Wooing 1543-1550. Italian War of 1551-59. English expedition to France 1562-1563. The Anglo-French War 1627-1629. Second Anglo-Dutch War 1665-1667. The Nine Yearsโ€™ War 1688-1697. The American Revolutionary War. War of the French Revolution 1793-1802. Anglo-Spanish War 1796-1808. War of the First Coalition. War of the Second Coalition. War of the Third Coalition. War of the Fourth Coalition. And the War of the Fifth Coalition. But aside from all those England always beats France.
May 2021

Here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding

twitchquotes: ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ) krippFist Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ go *** yourself Kappa
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November 2014
Kripp

My husband is the moderator for a few different subreddits, and he genuinely thinks itโ€™s a job

my husband refuses to look for a job even though I think it would be good for him (And we could use the additional income), but he just says heโ€™s, โ€œgot too much on his plate alreadyโ€. That being monitoring these stupid subreddits. And Everytime I bring it up he claims what heโ€™s doing is unpaid labor similar to that of a homemaker. But he doesnโ€™t clean or cook or do any of that the way he used to. He just monitors his stupid subreddits. I donโ€™t know what to do. Sometimes I want to leave him because I believe I may not be able to reach him.
November 2021

Reddit

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