good news, my sisters pregnant! i'm going to be a .... uncle, you thought i was going to say Dad but i stopped banging my sister years ago
I used to be a real ad
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LOOKS LIKE I ROLLED AN AD DIE
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YuGiOh Ad Marathon
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE MODS
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γΌββ»β³οΈ»βΞΎ(β¬ΰ² ηΰ² )ΞΎβοΈ»β»β³βδΈ "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE MODS!"
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Forsen
What could possibly be that washed up?
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Hey QT, my family just got back from Hawaii. We noticed this obese life form washed up on shore. We walked over to see what could possibly be that washed up. My brother poked it with a stick and it twitched and said "wow that actually fuckin killed me" wonder what it could be?
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i have not been gifted a single sub
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Hey streamer, i just wanted to express my disappointment in your community with this message. I have been a active viewer for the past couple of years and despite my constant effort i have not been gifted a single sub by your community. You should really be ashamed.
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I'm just a poor pasta maker
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I'm just a poor pasta maker struggling to make a living in this world. I may not be as fast as those big pasta factories with their fancy machines, but I am committed to providing you a quality pasta experience. I use only the freshest and dankest artisanal memes, and I can assure you that when you RIP in spaghetti, you'll never forgetti.
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