good news, my sisters pregnant! i'm going to be a .... uncle, you thought i was going to say Dad but i stopped banging my sister years ago
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I sexually Identify as tyler1
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I sexually identify as tyler1. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running it down mid and typing "hehe xd" to boosted animals. People say to me that a beta becoming an alpha god is impossible and that Iâm fucking retarded, but I donât care, Iâm an alpha. Iâm having an engineer install a McChicken dispenser and an Oreo McFlury maker in my room. From now on I want you guys to call me âtyler1â and respect my right to catch axes and flame needlessly. If you canât accept me youâre an dravenphobe and need to check your alpha privilege. hehe xd.
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Tyler1
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Do you know who I am? I am a 4.0 STEM Major
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Do you know who the fuck you're talking to right now? I'm a 4.0 STEM major with a full ride to a top ten university. I'm in the 97th percentile of IQ intelligence (the test wouldn't go any higher). I literally tip the scales with my intelligence. I am the furthest thing from a "twitch chat idiot".
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Why are Chess Players so Racist?
Every time I here a chess player talk about race, they always say stuff like âIâm so glad that I am white this gameâ or âHe was black, so he didnât stand much of a chance that gameâ. Seriously, what is up with this blatant racism guys??? Itâs getting so bad I am even hearing this sort of shit from some Indian players as well. Your color doesnât mean anything, you are still the same person!!!!!!
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Obi Wan Shapiro
Okay, so letâs say hypothetically, these werenât the droids youâre looking for. You see, the droids youâre looking for have the Death Star plans, correct? However, as those droid are close minded liberals, and these droids are free thinking informed conservatives, these would not be the droids youâre looking for. Now, if you were to assume that these droids are the droids youâre looking for because they are a protocol droid and an astromech, then that would actually make you the real racists, as you would assume that all astromech droids have the death star plans. So if this were true, these arenât the droid youâre looking for.