[Copypasta] good news, my sisters pregnant!

good news, my sisters pregnant! i'm going to be a .... uncle, you thought i was going to say Dad but i stopped banging my sister years ago
March 2021
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Blizzard responds to blitzchung ban

twitchquotes: The ๐Ÿ’ฐ specific ๐Ÿ’ฐ views ๐Ÿ’ฐ expressed ๐Ÿ’ฐ by ๐Ÿ’ฐ blitzchung ๐Ÿ’ฐ were ๐Ÿ’ฐ NOT ๐Ÿ’ฐ a ๐Ÿ’ฐ factor ๐Ÿ’ฐ in ๐Ÿ’ฐ the ๐Ÿ’ฐ decision๐Ÿ’ฐ we๐Ÿ’ฐ made.๐Ÿ’ฐ I ๐Ÿ’ฐ want ๐Ÿ’ฐ to ๐Ÿ’ฐ be ๐Ÿ’ฐ clear: ๐Ÿ’ฐ our ๐Ÿ’ฐ relationships ๐Ÿ’ฐ in China ๐Ÿ’ฐ had ๐Ÿ’ฐ no๐Ÿ’ฐ influence ๐Ÿ’ฐ on ๐Ÿ’ฐ our ๐Ÿ’ฐ decision.๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Diablo 2 is a top down shooter from the 1800s

twitchquotes: Hi Octavian, I've been watching your stream for some days now and I really enjoy it! Actually no, I hate it. You think you're always right when you play that cardgame and now you're playing some topdown shooter from the 1800's, dude grow up. Kid ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
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Kripp

Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros

twitchquotes: Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.
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Kolento

horses are grass engines

twitchquotes: the dopest thing about horses is that they're basically grass engines like, grass goes in, fast comes out most things that produce fast (like cheetahs and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil an yet here horses are, producing the Fast with only the gras
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Kripp, this is Aquaman, King of the Seas

twitchquotes: Kripp, this is Aquaman, King of the Seas, and I need your help. The salinity of our oceans has reached an all-time low, and only you, with your incredible salt output, can restore them to their proper levels. The fate of countless species of fish and other marine life rests in your scrawny vegan hands. Lend me your aid and I will reveal the ancient Atlantean cure for male-pattern baldness! Aquaman out!
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Kripp
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