good news, my sisters pregnant! i'm going to be a .... uncle, you thought i was going to say Dad but i stopped banging my sister years ago
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I will tyrannosaurusrek you
twitchquotes:(ΜΏβΜΏβΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ)Μ If you let me win now, i will not rek you, i will not bm you. but if you don't, i will slow roll you, i will tyrannosaurusrek you (ΜΏβΜΏβΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ)Μ
(ΜΏβΜΏβΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ)Μ If you let me win now, i will not rek you, i will not bm you. but if you don't, i will slow roll you, i will tyrannosaurusrek you (ΜΏβΜΏβΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ)Μ
twitchquotes:My dad drank milk his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of calcium deficiency. My mom told me "Dont drink milk; dont put your family through this" At 24, I have never touched a glass of milk. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching Kripp play Hearthstone gave me calcium deficiency anyway.
My dad drank milk his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of calcium deficiency. My mom told me "Dont drink milk; dont put your family through this" At 24, I have never touched a glass of milk. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching Kripp play Hearthstone gave me calcium deficiency anyway.