good news, my sisters pregnant! i'm going to be a .... uncle, you thought i was going to say Dad but i stopped banging my sister years ago
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Hold Ctrl and type Wash Your Hands
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Twitch gives 100 bits for coronavirus awareness
Hold Ctrl and type Wash Your Hands ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Twitch gives 100 bits for coronavirus awareness
Hold Ctrl and type Wash Your Hands ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
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Coronavirus
COVID
Kripp's lettuce points
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The year is 2035. Kripp's lettuce points have quickly developed into one of the most valuable crypto currencies in the world. Elsewhere, Tanner sits alone in his dark, dingy apartment, watching Kripp's stream, desperately trying to gamble for some lettuce points. He types "!bet 2 all" in chat, and anxiously awaits the results. Upon seeing Kripp go 0-3, Tanner puts a gun to his head and lets out one final "never lucky" before pulling the trigger.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Tanner from High School
Trick2g, my son keeps saying lata and the gates
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Hello, is this "@Trick2g "? My son just got back from elementary school and keeps saying "lata" this and "the gates" that. He even told me how he wants to be a professional gate opener to all the asian hunnies. Please no Kapparino pastarino
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Trick2g
Gonna go against the grain here and say YTA
Gonna go against the grain here and say YTA. Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you? I simply canβt fucking believe that you would make such an idiotic decision. Youβre a disgusting little crawly lobotomite and you deserve to perish in a dark deep abyss where you belong. Iβve gone ahead and removed one reddit upvote from your account by βdownvotingβ this comment. I hope you rethink your actions in the future. Fuck you.
Am I The Asshole?
This is Mordeβs mom
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Hi David, this is Mordeβs mom. I noticed you havenβt been picking my son for your team in gym class. Morde has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnβt make it easy on him when you reroll and say, βWeβre never taking Morde.β I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Morde has phantom synergy, knight synergy, and he can hit 2 units! Why donβt you try being a bit more inclusive?
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