[Copypasta] Chungus has no beginning. Chungus has no end

Chungus has no beginning. Chungus has no end. Chungus is infinite. Millions of years after our civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, Chungus will endure. Chungus is eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. We are but rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. We touch Chungus' mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Our lives are measured in years and decades. We wither and die. Chungus is eternal. Before it, we are nothing. Chungus imposes order on the chaos of organic life. We exist because Chungus allows it, and we will end because Chungus demands it. Chungus transcends our very understanding. We cannot grasp the nature of Chungus' existence.
March 2021
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My brother won’t stop saying β€œITS MORBING TIME!”

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Morbius

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Do they really feel like they are cool?

twitchquotes: I really wonder, when people spam the same thing as all the other people in the chat, do they really feel like they are cool? seems pretty damn stupid to me
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I hate Twitch Chat

Incorrect Dongerhood, Sir

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ ΰ² Ω„ΝŸΰ²°ΰ³ƒΰΌΌ ΰ² Ω„ΝŸΰ²°ΰ³ƒΰΌΌ ΰ² Ω„ΝŸΰ²°ΰ³ƒΰΌΌ ΰ² Ω„ΝŸΰ²°ΰ³ƒ ΰΌ½ΰ² Ω„ΝŸΰ²°ΰ³ƒ ΰΌ½ΰ² Ω„ΝŸΰ²°ΰ³ƒ ΰΌ½ YOU ARRIVED IN THE INCORRECT DONGERHOOD, SIRΰΌΌ ΰ² Ω„ΝŸΰ²°ΰ³ƒΰΌΌ ΰ² Ω„ΝŸΰ²°ΰ³ƒΰΌΌ ΰ² Ω„ΝŸΰ²°ΰ³ƒΰΌΌ ΰ² Ω„ΝŸΰ²°ΰ³ƒ ΰΌ½ΰ² Ω„ΝŸΰ²°ΰ³ƒ ΰΌ½ΰ² Ω„ΝŸΰ²°ΰ³ƒ ΰΌ½
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