[Copypasta] NO POMEGRANATES

Teacher: NO POMEGRANATES!!! NO NO NO NO NO POMEGRANATES!!! NO!!! I DONT WANT THEM ANYWHERE NEAR HERE, AM I CLEAR!!! Say the role again, NO POMEGRANATES!!!, say it. Sarcastic Kids: No pomegranates...
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Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead. This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didnโ€™t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as thereโ€™s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that youโ€™ll never know if you donโ€™t go, nor you will shine if you donโ€™t glow. For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, youโ€™re an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.
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