[Copypasta] I think i need a special vaccine

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ˜ณ what's this? my heart is beating so fast ๐Ÿ’“ I feel dizzy ๐Ÿคช what is this tension in my lower body? ๐Ÿค” I am sweating so much ๐Ÿฅต I think i need a special vaccine ๐Ÿ† because I have [insert streamer name]virus ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’
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April 2021
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How about you respect people's wishes and not copy paste?

twitchquotes: Really? Is saying "Don't copy paste this" some secret phrase for "actually copy paste this". How about you respect people's wishes and not copy paste if they ask you not to. Please don't copy paste this.
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October 2014
imaqtpie

48 year man from Somalia, sorry for bad England

twitchquotes: ๏ปฟ๏ผจ๏ผฅ๏ผฌ๏ผฌ๏ผฏ ๏ผก๏ผญ ๏ผ”๏ผ˜ ๏ผน๏ผฅ๏ผก๏ผฒ ๏ผญ๏ผก๏ผฎ ๏ผฆ๏ผฒ๏ผฏ๏ผญ ๏ผณ๏ผฏ๏ผญ๏ผก๏ผฌ๏ผฉ๏ผก๏ผŽ ๏ผณ๏ผฏ๏ผฒ๏ผฒ๏ผน ๏ผฆ๏ผฏ๏ผฒ ๏ผข๏ผก๏ผค ๏ผฅ๏ผฎ๏ผง๏ผฌ๏ผก๏ผฎ๏ผค๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ ๏ผณ๏ผฅ๏ผฌ๏ผฌ๏ผฅ๏ผค ๏ผญ๏ผน ๏ผท๏ผฉ๏ผฆ๏ผฅ ๏ผฆ๏ผฏ๏ผฒ ๏ผฉ๏ผฎ๏ผด๏ผฅ๏ผฒ๏ผฎ๏ผฅ๏ผด ๏ผฃ๏ผฏ๏ผฎ๏ผฎ๏ผฅ๏ผฃ๏ผด๏ผฉ๏ผฏ๏ผฎ ๏ผฆ๏ผฏ๏ผฒ ๏ผฐ๏ผฌ๏ผก๏ผน ๏ผ‚๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ผ‚ ๏ผก๏ผฎ๏ผค ๏ผฉ ๏ผท๏ผก๏ผฎ๏ผด ๏ผด๏ผฏ ๏ผข๏ผฅ๏ผฃ๏ผฏ๏ผญ๏ผฅ ๏ผด๏ผจ๏ผฅ ๏ผง๏ผฏ๏ผฏ๏ผค๏ผฅ๏ผณ๏ผด ๏ผฐ๏ผฌ๏ผก๏ผน๏ผฅ๏ผฒ ๏ผฌ๏ผฉ๏ผซ๏ผฅ ๏ผน๏ผฏ๏ผต ๏ผฉ ๏ผฐ๏ผฌ๏ผก๏ผน ๏ผท๏ผฉ๏ผด๏ผจ ๏ผ”๏ผ๏ผ ๏ผฐ๏ผฉ๏ผฎ๏ผง ๏ผฏ๏ผฎ ๏ผข๏ผฒ๏ผก๏ผบ๏ผฉ๏ผฌ ๏ผณ๏ผฅ๏ผฒ๏ผถ๏ผฅ๏ผฒ ๏ผก๏ผฎ๏ผค ๏ผฉ ๏ผก๏ผญ ๏ผฒ๏ผก๏ผฎ๏ผซ ๏ผ’๏ผ“ ๏ผก๏ผฌ๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผก๏ผค๏ผน ๏ผฐ๏ผฌ๏ผณ ๏ผฎ๏ผฏ ๏ผฃ๏ผฏ๏ผฐ๏ผน ๏ผฐ๏ผก๏ผณ๏ผด๏ผฅ ๏ผญ๏ผน ๏ผณ๏ผด๏ผฏ๏ผฒ๏ผน
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March 2014
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"Boomer" is the n-word of ageism

twitchquotes: "Boomer" is the n-word of ageism. Being hip and flip does not make bigotry ok, nor is a derisive epithet acceptable because it is new.
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November 2019

Amazed Face

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€
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August 2018

bears are always fucked

Last week I went to go outside for a smoke and this other guy was there smoking as well. We got to talking and the talk of options trading came up. I accidentally slipped that I had bought a SPY put to hedge my portfolio. He immediately gets excited takes off his pants and bends over. Didn't realize he was a ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป this whole time. Ofcourse I obliged cause bers r always fukkd
April 2021

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