[Copypasta] I think i need a special vaccine

twitchquotes: 😳 what's this? my heart is beating so fast πŸ’“ I feel dizzy πŸ€ͺ what is this tension in my lower body? πŸ€” I am sweating so much πŸ₯΅ I think i need a special vaccine πŸ† because I have [insert streamer name]virus πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’
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twitchquotes: So you're going by "Sodapoppin" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic
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