[Copypasta] I think i need a special vaccine

twitchquotes: 馃槼 what's this? my heart is beating so fast 馃挀 I feel dizzy 馃お what is this tension in my lower body? 馃 I am sweating so much 馃サ I think i need a special vaccine 馃崋 because I have [insert streamer name]virus 馃馃馃
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April 2021
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bro i鈥檓 more japan than you

twitchquotes: bro are you disrespecting my japanese culture bro i鈥檓 more japan than all of you because i watch anime and you don鈥檛, i bet you don鈥檛 even know what Naruto is you degenerate. So before you message me acting like you know my culture maybe check yourself first
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June 2019

Weebs

Forsen enters his bedroom and notices something unusual

twitchquotes: Forsen enters his bedroom and notices something unusual. In his bed lays a 6/3 Reynad in stealth. Forsen has no answer for this play. He passes his turn and prepares himself for the donger of destiny.Kappa Kappa
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December 2014
Forsen

69 nice

twitchquotes: Oh you think you鈥檙e funny eh? Yeah you鈥檙e so funny commenting nice on a number that represents reproduction. Yeah so funny. Wouldn鈥檛 it be nice if somebody came at your doorstep at 4:20 am with a bat that has 69 written on it? Yeah that will be as funny as your joke.
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October 2020

Lower case is for the lower class

twitchquotes: 鈺班技嗖犑柼矤嗉斤緣 LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS 鈺班技嗖犑柼矤嗉斤緣
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November 2014
Kripp

Kripp BMs an opponent in Hearthstone

twitchquotes: Hey guys, I want to tell you about a terrible experience I had. I'm a 12 year old boy, I'm quite a nice guy but I've had a rough time lately. My dad left us a few years ago and my mom beats me. I'm very shy and I am bullied at school. Anyways, I played Hearthstone to take my mind of all this stuff. I played Kripp and he said I was a "Mind-blowingly bad hunter", "This guy is a garbage human being", and he said that I'm "a super shit person". He hated me so much and this makes me very sad. :(
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July 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

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