That's a nice argument you have, but unfortunately, I had sexual intercourse with your mother, therefore rendering any point you make null.
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Last night I had a dream
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Last night I had a dream that whenever I typed something in Forsen's channel, everyone copied and pasted it, and then Forsen got really mad at me for starting spam. After that he banned me and I felt really bad for it, so my only option to apologize to him was to suck his sweadish meatballs. Sorry Forskin!
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Forsen
Kripp ignores chat draft
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As a young boy, Kripp lived with his family in a chateau in Romania. Kripp had a younger sister who was born frail and prone to illness. The family always took special care to make sure she was never too cold or hot. One day Kripp's parents were late and told Kripp to put his sister to bed. Kripp accidentally left the window of the chateau open, his sister contracted pneumonia and died. At the funeral, his father sobbed and said "My son, why did you ignore the chat draft?"
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Kripp
Hearthstone
I just smashed my TV because of the SPY
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my house because of the SPY. My wife just took our crying kids and said theyโre all spending the week at a hotel. This sub has ruined my life and my party. I canโt handle this anymore. Goodbye Powell. I am no longer a fan.
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Roses are red. Violets are blue.
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๐ก๐ธ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ผ ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ ๐ป๐ฎ๐ญ. ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ผ ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ ๐ซ๐ต๐พ๐ฎ. ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ผ๐ฎ๐ท ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ช ๐ฏ*๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฝ ๐๐ฑ๐ธ ๐ฌ๐ช๐ท ๐ผ๐พ๐ฌ๐ด ๐ถ๐ ๐ญ*๐ฌ๐ด
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Forsen
Minecraft good. Fortnite bad.
Steps up to mic, straightens tie, clears throat, taps mic.
"This thing on?"
Murmurs of assent.
Clears throat again.
"Minecraft good."
The crowd excitedly begins to talk amongst themselves, many holding bated breath.
"Fortnite..."
A hush falls over the crowd, rapt attention held.
"Bad."
Suddenly, the crowd goes wild, screaming their praise, demanding awards, running over each other to hug a loved one. Whistles of elation are heard and many are seen sobbing. World peace is enacted in acknowledgement to this monumental speech that knit the world together.