That's a nice argument you have, but unfortunately, I had sexual intercourse with your mother, therefore rendering any point you make null.
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Apple announces an EV program
Oh boy I can't wait until 2024 when I can wake up to my Apple Homepod Siri alarm and check my Apple Watch for notifications and take a shower in my Apple Big Douche then put my makeup on before work in my Apple Mirror then take my Apple Car to my job at Apple Phone Plant #584 so I can work on my Mac Pro workstation designing the latest Apple Product the iShit smart toilet that syncs with your iAsshole to sense when you have a massive log brewing in my large intestine and sends me a notification to my apple colonoscopy bag. Russian hackers will know what I had for dinner.
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My dad works at twitch dude
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My dad works at twitch dude, he's a sr Vice President, and he oversees players accounts. If you don't unban me, I'll make sure he gets both you and majinphil permabanned. But if you unban me, I'll make sure you fit in the algorithms to always be in people's recommended feed. Your choice.
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If the human body is 75% water...
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If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? 
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Anyone here frawum arizona?
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Anyone here frawum arizona ? 
Ay recently done caught my ferst alligataw gosh darn it. that there thing done had ovuurr 3 meters in lenght gawd damn rascal kkona
Ay recently done caught my ferst alligataw gosh darn it. that there thing done had ovuurr 3 meters in lenght gawd damn rascal kkona
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