That's a nice argument you have, but unfortunately, I had sexual intercourse with your mother, therefore rendering any point you make null.
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I think i need a special vaccine
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๐ณ what's this? my heart is beating so fast ๐ I feel dizzy ๐คช what is this tension in my lower body? 
I am sweating so much ๐ฅต I think i need a special vaccine ๐ because I have [insert streamer name]virus ๐ค๐ค๐ค
I am sweating so much ๐ฅต I think i need a special vaccine ๐ because I have [insert streamer name]virus ๐ค๐ค๐ค
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My name is Reynad!
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TidesOfTime
I think Zarya smells like dandelions
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I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze. Her colored hair gives of the scent of strawberries in bloom, and her pink gun leaves a smell of bubblegum when shot. Her body smells of sweat, and a strong womanhood. I would love to stuff my head right into her armpit and smother myself. To smell her tomboyish energy. I would die for this.
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I own a musket for base defense (Palworld)
I own a musket for base defense, since that's what the developers intended. Four Syndicate dunderheads breach my front gate. "What the Ignis?" As I grab my cold resistant metal armor and musket. Blow a pal sphere sized hole through the first thug, he's dead on the spot. Draw my make-shift pistol on the second thug, miss him entirely because it's crafted from spare parts and nails the neighbor's Rayhound. I have to resort to my Lamball and the mounted rocket fortification at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho lads" the shrapnel shreds two thugs in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off the neighbors alarm bells. Ready my metal spear and charge at the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the PIDF to arrive since thirty-seven stab wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the developers intended.
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Reynad makes me want to rub one out
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At first I thought reynad looked like a vampire hobo. Like, literally a really damn ugly guy. But the more i watch his stream, the more im attracted to him. Something about that hair... the clothes too big for his scrawny body.. Makes me want to rub one out.. hehe anyway thanks for stream reynad
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Reynad