Step 1: Go to his office
Step 2: distract him
Step 3: Put a fish on his desk
Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk"
Step 5: Break his kneecaps
I used to be a real ad
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Ukrainian President asks Kripp for help
twitchquotes:
Κα΄ΚΚα΄, α΄ΚΙͺα΄α΄α΄ΚΚΙͺΙ΄α΄, α΄ΚΙͺs Ιͺs α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄Ιͺα΄Ι΄ α΄Κα΄sΙͺα΄
α΄Ι΄α΄ α΄Κα΄α΄sα΄Ι΄α΄
Κ α΄α΄Κα΄ΚΚΙ΄α΄α΄ ΙͺΙ΄α΄. α΄α΄Κ α΄α΄α΄α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄ Κα΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄α΄α΄Κα΄ssα΄α΄
ΚΚ Κα΄ssΙͺα΄ α΄Ι΄α΄
α΄α΄Κ α΄Ιͺα΄Ιͺα΄’α΄Ι΄s Ι΄α΄α΄α΄
α΄Κα΄Ι΄Ι’α΄ α΄α΄Ιͺα΄α΄. α΄Κα΄α΄sα΄ sα΄Ι΄α΄
α΄α΄. α΄Κα΄α΄sα΄ Ι΄α΄ α΄Κ α΄α΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄α΄.
twitch chat
Kripp
Atheists β¦ what if you die and you find out it is all real?
Iβm not trying to be an asshole. Think about this before answering.
Atheists β¦ what if you die and you find out it is all real? God, the Bible, Jesus, death on a cross, resurrection β¦ all of it. What then?
I hate April Fool's Day
Iβm fucking shaking and crying right now yβall, and people arenβt taking me seriously. This is a DUMB FUCKING HOLIDAY, where people say shit that ISNβT FUCKING REAL for NO REASON. Iβve cut off 8 family members already for falling for this shriveled up, half-assed ANNUAL CORPORATE FIG LEAF like the NPC SHEEP THEY ARE. Maybe if they listened to REAL COMEDY like Bill Maher or political satire that validates what I already believe in, theyβd be WORTHY OF INTERACTING WITH. BUT NO, I have to scroll through my timeline, seething, wailing and gnashing my teeth as Iβm BOMBARDED BY LOW EFFORT CORNY CAPITALIST PROPOGANDA. THIS IS A SERIOUS DAY. Iβm allowed to be this pressed about ha-ha corny joke day because ITβS SERIOUS FOR ME AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE. My great uncle was tragically flattened while trying to rob a coca-cola vending machine on this date, and PEOPLE ARE STILL MAKING CORNU FUKUNG JOKES. Iβve had enough