[Copypasta] How to prank your school principle

Step 1: Go to his office Step 2: distract him Step 3: Put a fish on his desk Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk" Step 5: Break his kneecaps
June 2021
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Kirby with gun

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October 2018

Kripp. It's Morpheus from future talking to you

twitchquotes: Hello ฤธrฮนpp, ฮนั‚โ€™ั• ะผorpะฝeฯ…ั• า“roะผ า“ฯ…ั‚ฯ…re ั‚alฤธฮนng ั‚o yoฯ…. ฮน ะฝave 2 cะฝoฮนceั• า“or yoฯ…, ะฒlฯ…e pฮนll or red pฮนll. ะฒlฯ…e pฮนll ะฒrฮนngั• yoฯ… lฮนา“e, woะผen, cะฝฮนleั‚ั‚e, dog, caั‚, cะฝฮนld, caั•ฯ…alฮนั‚y and no vฮนewerั•. red pฮนll ะฒrฮนngั• yoฯ… nolฮนา“e, oj, no dฮนั•ั‚racั‚ฮนonั• า“roะผ oฯ…ั‚ั•ฮนde world, pro ั•ั‚aั‚ฯ…ั• and vฮนewerั•. cะฝooั•e wฮนั•ely ะผฮนั•ั‚er ฤธrฮนpperั•on.
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April 2014
Kripp

AITA for ending my marriage over Animal Crossing??

I (65m) and my wife 24(f) have been together for 8 years, married for 4. All my friends are jealous that i was able to score such a hot young woman but itโ€™s starting to cause some problems in our relationship believe it or not. When the pandemic hit, I was very nervous since Iโ€™m not in great health. We decided to buy the Nintendo Switch and play this game called Animal Crossing. I guess itโ€™s popular with the kids? Anywho, we start building this town and everything was fine at first. Then, my wife decides that she wants to remodel the town. No problem. But she starts cutting down all the trees, destroying the cliffs, removing the river, etc... I told her this is out of line. We should respect nature not destroy it. Her answer? It was ugly and she didnโ€™t like to walk the long way around. She also takes all of my hard earned money from fishing and gambles it all away on turnip stocks. Last week she spent 400k on turnips and sold them for 260k. Do you know how many red snappers I need to catch to make that back up? Iโ€™m trying to retire soon and itโ€™s making me think she doesnโ€™t know how to manage money. What really drove me to the breaking point, my best friend Boon is on the island and we really get along. He likes to lift weights, so do I. I log into the game one day and build him a gift. When I try to find him, heโ€™s nowhere to be found... I ask, where is boon? She doesnโ€™t answer. Where is Boon ?? She says โ€œI kicked him off the island, he was annoyingโ€. Reddit, she kicked my best friend off the island without even talking to me. The next day I filed for divorce and kicked her out. Iโ€™m keeping the switch and rebuilding our town. Hopefully Boon comes back. AITA or did I doge a bullet with my sociopathic (ex)wife? Edit: Thank you all for the support and messages over the last 24hrs. Itโ€™s been a wild day but the good news is that after a few hours of island hopping I was able to find Boon and convince him to come back to my island. Seems like things are heading in the right direction.
August 2021

AITA

LS aka "Lost Sailor" is a navigator turned caster who hails from Antartica

twitchquotes: LS aka "Lost Sailor" is a navigator turned caster who hails from Antartica, having been lost at sea due to his lack of geographical knowledge as well as his lack of map awareness and ending up in the region known for their excellent ARAM skills and elderly pro players. He is specifically known for his knowledge about "freezing" and one-tricking Volibear in level 25 draft pick. He states: "I had to shove the wave and ended up in NA. If we hadn't anchored I wouldn't be hardstuck in the fucking atlantic sea" and "No, my pathing wasn't bad, if the captain had listened to me we could've denied 3 waves". He can be found sailing the bottom of solo-queue just like he almost sailed the bottom of the sea.
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September 2020
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