Step 1: Go to his office
Step 2: distract him
Step 3: Put a fish on his desk
Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk"
Step 5: Break his kneecaps
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My brother wonβt stop saying βITS MORBING TIME!β
Someone for the fucking life of me help my brother (22) wonβt stop saying βITS MORBING TIME!β he found these words on fb or something and said its stuck in his mind and everytime he wakes up, shits, sleeps, pisses, EVERYTHING he says βits morbing time!β
Iβm losing my sanity, fuck you morbius. That was very un-morb
Morbius
Male music with vocals of Gachirian era
twitchquotes:
Dear host EZY WineTime of digital streams EZY WineTime gentlemen from chat EZY WineTime ask you to include male music EZY WineTime with vocals EZY WineTime of Gachirian era EZY WineTime
twitch chat
KappaPride
Kripp's streaming checklist
twitchquotes:
*stretch* β "mmmm kay" β "yeah alright" β "fuckin A" β "if he drew anything else I would've won" β "how's this guy SO LUCKY?" β "TOPDECK FLAMESTRIKE, YEAP" β "topdeck into topdeck into topdeck, yeah that's how you get 12 wins guys" β
twitch chat
Kripp
I microwaved my jizz again.
Help me gumpy I fucked up. I was jerking off to my Sylveon plushie and decided to put it in the microwave but I left it in too long and burned the jizz and the plushie. Now the whole house fucking stinks and when my parents come home tomorrow from vacation they are going to know I microwaved my jizz again. Last time this happened I had to go to counseling and I gained like 50 lbs. I really don't want to go back on medicine. How the fuck do I get rid of the smell it is in the carpets and sofa. It smells like burned hair and plastic.