Step 1: Go to his office
Step 2: distract him
Step 3: Put a fish on his desk
Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk"
Step 5: Break his kneecaps
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
You think itâs funny to take screenshots of peopleâs NFTs, huh?
You think itâs funny to take screenshots of peopleâs NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someoneâs property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. Youâre the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I donât even know why you took that screenshot, because you didnât pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesnât lie. Even if you try to save it, itâs my property. Youâre just angry that you couldnât afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldnât even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. Youâre just mad you donât own what I own.
So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, youâll be hearing from my lawyers.
Cryptocurrency
NFTs
There is no need to be angry
twitchquotes:
Hello Kripparian, "Truesilver Champion" is a common rarity card! This means that there are many chances during an arena draft to choose it compared to the rare, epic or legendary cards! It is not unreasonable for a Paladin deck to have 1 or more of "Truesilver Champion" so there is no need to be angry!
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Kripp
Hearthstone
I'm not gonna copypasta from now on
twitchquotes:
okay, I have decided I'm not gonna copypasta from now on. it's annoying and really uncreative. I'll post actual genuine content from now on â¤ď¸ď¸ I hope you can accept me for who I am
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Unsponsered Art of Conquest stream
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It is the 2018 Oscars and Tom Hanks stands at the podium to announce Best Actor. âBoy,â he says, âwe got a real competition this year! Johnny Depp, Leo DiCaprio, George Clooney, anyone could win!â The world holds its breath to see who will win the most prestigious acting award in the world. âWow!â says Hanks. âI donât believe it! The winner is Kripparrian in his âUnsponseredâ Art of Conquest stream!â
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Kripp
sellout
Memes are a very important issue that we face everyday
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I'm here to speak with you about a very important issue that we in the LoL community face everyday, memes. Memes are infiltrating our ranked queues. Memes are infiltrating our in-houses. Memes are raping our mothers and killing our fathers. The World Health Organization has traced the source to a subset of extremely toxic streamers. This group of streamers is led by the one called imaqtpie. If you ever come in contact with imaqtpie, please do a 360 and moonwalk away from his stream. Unfollow and unsubscribe. If you do this, we may still have a chance. I dream of a future where LoL is played in parks and playgrounds, in office and student lounges, and even in the bedroom, completely free of memes. Please support our cause and no pasterini
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imaqtpie