Step 1: Go to his office
Step 2: distract him
Step 3: Put a fish on his desk
Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk"
Step 5: Break his kneecaps
I used to be a real ad
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Only the chosen one can hold this taco
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Only the chosen one can hold this tacoโ โ
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Stop objectifying Kripp
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I am honestly so sick and tired of people objectifying Kripp. Like yeah I get it he's a hyper-attractive vegan with large muscles and a beautiful aesthetic but that's not the point of the stream. I remember the good old days when he played PoE and everyone was just here for the memes and the gameplay but things have changed. Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate the healthy lifestyle Kripp has adopted and I find it hard to look away from the camera but it just feels wrong. Maybe I'm just jealous
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Putin should start an OnlyFans to save the Russian economy
Think about it. The Russian economy is in shambles. All assets frozen, there's no money coming in. But if he just spread that hiney for some people who would like it then why not? With a couple butt spread pictures maybe a ruble can be worth more than a potato again. Here are some content ideas that I suggest:
Wanking Videos (pretty basic, these are the cheapest ones cuz his dick๐ is like 1 cm๐ฅ)
Body Worship Videos (kinda hot ngl ๐ณ๐๐ฐ, all his dick sucking oligarchs oil his body and touch him in ways he never thought possible๐๐๐๐ค)
Sanction Bukkake (a livestream where in a dick cums on his face every time he gets a sanction๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ)
Lukashenko Sex Tapes (these are pretty expensive, a collection of Vladdy Daddy and Lukashenskank cumming with every position in the Kamasutra๐๐บโ๐๐)
Nuke-In-Crack Challenge (the most expensive one! This is where he fills his hole with the invaluable Russian crude oil and tries to fit a Nuclear Warhead up his ass! โฝโข๏ธ๐๐)
What u guys think?
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Switch Hanzo's stormbow to scatter
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I'm new to Overwatch so sorry if I sound like a noob but... does anyone know how to switch Hanzo's stormbow to scatter? I want to use what the pros use. Thanks!
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CEO of Campbells Tomato Paste
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(โฬฟ ฬฟฤนฬฏโฬฟ ฬฟ) Hello Kripp i am CEO of Campbells Tomato Paste. This stream is now under my control i bought all rights to paste and pastarino products if anyone copy and pastes again i will sue you so dont copy and paste (โฬฟ ฬฟฤนฬฏโฬฟ ฬฟ)
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