Step 1: Go to his office
Step 2: distract him
Step 3: Put a fish on his desk
Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk"
Step 5: Break his kneecaps
FOR THE HYDRA DEEK OF HELL
ONE WEEB MUST BE SACRIFICED
FOR THE HYDRA DEEK TO RISE
OH MIGHTY HYDRA I SING YOUR SONG
MAY YOU GROW BIG AND LONG
I-I hate to point this out mr qtpie b-but you appear to be a boosted bonobo