Step 1: Go to his office
Step 2: distract him
Step 3: Put a fish on his desk
Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk"
Step 5: Break his kneecaps
(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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