Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Timmy Nook from Animal Crossing so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Nookβs Cranny I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Timmy Nook. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Timmy Nookβs tight tanuki asshole. I want him to have my mutant human/tanuki babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with a raccoon I found in the trash. I'd dressed him in my dadβs Hawaiian shirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Nintendo Switch. I might not ever get to see Timmy Nook again.
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
If you watch good anime, you're a real anime fan
twitchquotes:
Imagine thinking as long as you watch anime, you're a anime fan, lol what a joke. There are levels to this, if you watch bad anime and have bad taste, you're not a real anime fan. If you watch good anime and have good taste like me, you're a real anime fan. Truth hurts. #anime
twitch chat
Weebs
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
Dance party
ββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββ‘ββββββββββββββ‘βββββ
ββββ₯β₯βββββ‘ββββββββ₯β₯βββ
βββββββββββ₯β₯ββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββ DANCE PARTY
ββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββ‘XXββββββββββββ‘XXβββ
ββββ₯β₯βββββ‘XXββββββ₯β₯βββ
βββββββββββ₯β₯ββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββ
It's Raining Positivity!
twitchquotes:
βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ (ββΏββΏ)οΎβ It's Raining Positivity γ½(ββΏββΏ)οΎβ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ βΏ
twitch chat
Kripp
Tides left reynad for C9
twitchquotes:
β βThis team's salary is CRAZY!β β βReynad's contract can't win against a salary like C9'sβ β "They NEEDED precisely those bonuses to get me to sign" β βThey bribed the only player that would turncoatβ β "They had the perfect negotiator" β βThere was nothing Reynad could doβ β βI backstabbed that perfectly"
twitch chat
Reynad