I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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Red was not An Impostor
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Among Us / Amogus
James Patterson plays Druid
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The date is December 19th, 2018, at 630 am. James Patterson has just finished making his morning coffee. James Patterson hates his job, but looks forward each morning to playing ladder with the one deck he could afford to craft: Druid. On turn two, he attempts to drag Wild Growth onto the battlefield. He rubs his eyes, and to his horror sees that the card now costs 3 mana. With nothing left to live for, James Patterson opens his apartment window and buys a subaru.
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Hearthstone
Donger Song
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I like to raise my Donger I do it all the time γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ and every time its loweredβΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½β I cry and start to whine βΰΌΌ@ΩΝ@ΰΌ½βBut never need to worry ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌ½ my Donger's staying strong γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎA Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! α¦ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½α€
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Kripp
Is Reynad a girly man? Is he Edward from Twilight?
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Reynad
I just thought you looked cute in your picture
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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 
sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
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