I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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Alinity poem
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There is a cat in the vicinity. I summon Alinity. She yeets the cat into infinity. And then feeds the cat vodka martini. Takes some booty picture accidentally. Sells couple of her panty. Takes a twitch staff's virginity. Still no ban apparently.
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No longer afford drugs after playing Star Wars Force Arena
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(sponsored viewer): My dad has been struggling with drug addiction for the last 20 years. After I showed him this game, he can no longer afford drugs! Thank you Star Warsโข: Force Arena! 
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Kripp
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Don't post another copypasta
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Hey๐ stop๐จright there โ this is the police ๐ฎ if you post another ๐ copy๐ ๐ pasta again in this neighborhood ๐ ๐ I'm gonna have to ๐arrest you๐ no ticket today ๐ฆ kiddo ๐this is just a warning โ be careful next time๐ง
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NINJA SUBS = haHAA
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Ninja
If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them
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If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them ๐๐ป. if kripp has ten fans i am one of them. if kripp have only one fan and that is me ๐๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ. if kripp has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth ๐ข. if world against the kripp, i am against the world โ๐โ๏ธ. i love #kripp till my last breath.. ๐ .. Die Hard fan of kripp ๐ค๐น. Hit Like If you Think kripp Best player & Smart In the world ๐ค
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Kripp