I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
More Copypastas
Hello Moonman or whatever your name is
twitchquotes:
Hello Moonman or whatever your name is, I just wanted to tell you to please stop ruining my chat experience with these "smugs" and "smegs" and what not. Honestly, I find them absolutely infuriating to see in every chatroom I stumble upon. Fuck that dumb purple lady.
twitch chat
MOONMOON
Foreign volunteers in Ukraine (variation of original chicken nuggets copypasta)
Holy shit. My commanding officer came into my barracks to bring me an MRE and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of rations out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me in Ukrainian which I didn't understand and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my superior officer but I'm literally in shock from the cruise missile strike. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Zelenskyy losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt that nato won't impose a no fly zone. I want a future to believe in. I want Zelenskyy to be president of a united Ukraine and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought we had anti air coverage in western Ukraine???? This is so fucked.
Russian Ukrainian War
workout with forsen
twitchquotes:
Hello everyone, I donβt know if this is the place to say this but since bunch of females have been coming out saying people have sexually assaulted them I as a male need to get this off my chest. I met forsen one year ago at the gym lockerroom when he was doing two streams with workout in between. He said why I was wearing a jabroni outfit and I said βfuck youβ, he responded back with βno fuck you leathermanβ and things got heated up.
twitch chat
Forsen
KappaPride
Ben Shapiro plays Among Us
Now let's say hypothetically I was the impostor. How would I get from reactor to medbay in that timespan, from which we saw each other, till you found yellow dead. Also if I were the impostor hypothetically speaking, how would I have finished all my tasks.
Among Us / Amogus
Ben Shapiro
Emotes cloud
twitchquotes:
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
α
twitch chat
Reynad