I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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This chat is now in CUTE mode
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Weebs
What is Tides' favorite class?
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What is Tides' favorite class? Rogue of course! it has the backstabs (like tides backstabing reynad) and the betrayals (like tides betraying reynad) and the conceals (like tides true intentions)
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Reynad
REVERSE BIG BANG
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เญงเผผเฒ ็เฒ เผฝเญจ UNFOLLOW UNSUB UNDONATE UNBORN FORMAT:C DELETE SYSTEM32 CRAWL BACK INTO MOTHER REVERSE BIG BANG เญงเผผเฒ ็เฒ เผฝเญจ
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Forsen
เญงเผผเฒ ็เฒ เผฝเญจ riot เญงเผผเฒ ็เฒ เผฝเญจ
Wife attack AITA?
I (46M) was having lunch (lasagna) with my side chick (42F) on a lovely day (23ยฐC) when all of a sudden my wife (44F) of 35 years barges in and starts attacking me (46M). Wtf (what the fuck) was she thinking I had been having sex with my side chick (42F) every other weekend it's not like I was doing this every day. She (44F) then starts attacking her (42F) and the wait staff (32M, 26M and 29M) have to intervene. Completely ruined my lunch. AITA?
Am I The Asshole?
WHO let the dogs out
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BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
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