I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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You'll be erasing your foes in no time
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Hey Reynad! Nice to see you streaming again. I see you've decided you want to look like a pencil. Good for you man, follow your dreams. You'll be erasing your foes in no time. 
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Reynad
This reddit sub is not funny
I have been in this shitty sub for almost a year and the humour here almost didnβt change at all. All of you here are so fucking unfunny it hurts to even open Reddit and see your βjokesβ on my home page. The word 69 is not funny at ALL. 420 is also not funny. I know they are the sex and weed number but how is that funny at all? Do you just say βoh Iβm almost about to get 69 karma haha funnyβ????? Youβre not. Saying βpenisβ or when asked to say a joke βmy lifeβ isnβt fucking funny in any way. How is a whole group of teenagers SO UNFUNNY???? I used to have this type of βhumourβ for a bit (not that long so thank god) and after I realized how much it was being repeated I realized that you guys are embarrassing. No one out of Reddit likes or respects ANY of you. TIK TOK is funnier then here AND ALWAYS WILL BE. βSo leave the subβ that wonβt fix the sub though, will it? It hurts to see your βjokesβ. Develop a sense of humor or just get outπ
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It's me, your only Viewer
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Hi [streamer name]- Itβs me, your only Viewer. For Months I have created the illusion that you are streaming to a large audience. But hereβs the truth: all these people in the chat are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.
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