I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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Having to call a judge โyour honorโ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)
โYour Honorโ. I mean gimmie a fuckinโ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iโve seriously seen courtrooms where theyโll say โSirโ and the judge will be like โItโs โYour Honorโ young man!!โ
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use โSirโ like everybody else.
Itโs some LARPING Iโd expect kids to do. โOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!โ
Shut up.
EDIT: Iโm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yโall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying โitโs just a title, like Doctor!โ. Judges have a title like โDoctorโ, itโs called โJudgeโ - Doctors donโt expect us to call them โThy Healerโ or some crap like that.
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cant understand how you have a popular stream
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cant understand how you have a popular stream. you keep saying โi dont even know what im doingโ and it shows. youโre strats... wait do you have any? doesnโt seem like it. you just seem consistantly terrible. dunno why people watch you. youโre not entertaining or educating or anything... just another garbage ARAM player... lost a potential watcher for... literally anyone else
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