[Copypasta] Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.
September 2021
What happened to this ad? :(
More Copypastas

Golden Kappa beta test

twitchquotes: Kappa ItsBoshyTime TWITCH WARNING: ItsBoshyTime This chat has been chosen for the Golden Kappa beta test. Every 100 Kappa s, one will be Golden!
twitch chat
October 2016

Torture dance 1

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⒀⣀⣄⠄⑀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⑒⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β’€β‘€β£Ήβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£―β „β „β „β „β „β „ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⒀⣀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⒀⣀⣀⣢⣾⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⑇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ β „β‘Άβ£Άβ‘Ώβ ›β ›β ‰β ‰β „β „β „β „β’Έβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ ƒβ „β „β „β „β „β „β „ β „β „β ˜β ƒβ „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β’ β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘Ÿβ β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣾⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⑏⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⒀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⒀⣀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⑿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⑇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ β „β Έβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ ‹β ‰β „β „β „β „β£Όβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘Ώβ ‡β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „ β „β „β ˆβ »β£Ώβ£Ώβ£†β „β „β „β „β „β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£·β‘€β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „ β „β „β „β „β „β »β£Ώβ£Ώβ£†β‘€β „β „β ˆβ »β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£¦β‘„β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „ β „β „β „β „β „β£€β£Œβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£¦β‘„β „β „β „β ™β »β£Ώβ£Ώβ£¦β£€β „β „β „β „β „β „β „ β „β „β „β „β ˆβ ‰β ‰β ‰β ‰β ‰β β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β ˜β »β£Ώβ’Ώβ’–β „β „β „β „β „ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
ascii art
April 2019

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Torture Dance

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

I sexually identify as a single Pringle

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the fuck, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty.
twitch chat
March 2015

I sexually Identify as

Surprised bird

β–„β–„β–„β–€β–€β–€β–„β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–€β–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–Œ β–’β–’β–’β–’β–„β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–„β–’β–’β–„β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–„β–’β–β–ˆβ–Œ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–Œβ–β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–Œβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–Œ β–‘β–„β–€β–Œβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–‘β–‘β–Œβ–β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–‘β–‘β–Œβ–’β–€β–’β–ˆβ–Œ β–‘β–Œβ–’β–€β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–€β–’β–’β–€β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–€β–’β–„β–€β–’β–Œ β–‘β–€β–„β–β–’β–€β–€β–€β–€β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–€β–€β–€β–’β–’β–’β–’β–ˆ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–Œβ–€β–€β–‘β–€β–ˆ β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–„β–€β–€β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–„β–β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–Œ β–‘β–β–ˆβ–€β–„β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–€β–€β–€β–€β–Œβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–β–ˆβ–„ β–‘β–Œβ–„β–„β–€β–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–Œβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„
ascii art
January 2017

level 2 power spikes not level 2 power drops

twitchquotes: Hello. This is the admin of SKILL-CAPPED.COMβ„’. We hired you to show viewers level 2 power spikes not level 2 power drops. Please start fulfilling your contract or we take your house.
twitch chat
February 2015
imaqtpie

League of Legends

More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing