You fool. You imbecile. You absolute buffoon. You cannot simply say "I'm gay! It's Opposite Day btw". The statement "It's Opposite Day" is paradoxical by nature. With the logic that everything said during Opposite Day is untrue, saying "It's Opposite Day" on Opposite Day negates that statement. Because the statement "It's Opposite Day" is now untrue, it is no longer Opposite Day and therefore your original remark is now correct. That means it IS opposite day, and a neverending cycle that is known as The Liar's Paradox is created. You were a complete idiot not to invoke the conditional clause. For example, if you were to say, "If it were opposite day, I'd be gay!" your statement would not be holed. You have been snared within a web of your own making. Listen to the sky crack and fall. The universe will implode on itself and it's your own fault.
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I pretended to be a girl in csgo
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I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking cock. We're looking to move in together in October.
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Hello everyone, concerned father here. Recently my 7 year old son discovered the video game āAmong Usā after playing it on his computer. While i didnāt mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had been screaming 'susā in his sleep. When asked to do his homework, he called me a stupid father and said ākickedā. His grades have been dropping heavily since that day and whenever i refuse to give him my credit card for cosmetics he threatens me saying heāll āejectā me. Yesterday I entered his room to witness him listening to extremely loud rave 'Among Dripā, he put a bunch of pillows in his shirt to make himself look big and now calls himself a ācrewmateā. He refuses to go to bible study unless we use āventā to get there. I donāt know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transportation except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?
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RUN GUYS! HE IS UNLEASHING THE BANHAMMER! įKappaį įKappaį įKappaį įKappaį
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You used ect instead of etc
Hello! You have made the mistake of writing "ect" instead of "etc."
"Ect" is a common misspelling of "etc," an abbreviated form of the Latin phrase "et cetera." Other abbreviated forms are etc., &c., &c, and et cet. The Latin translates as "et" to "and" + "cetera" to "the rest;" a literal translation to "and the rest" is the easiest way to remember how to use the phrase.
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Don't use my NFT without consent
I live walking distance from my local police department. If another person uses my NFT without my consent I will report them immediately. This is MY PROPERTY. The transaction has be verified scientifically on the block chain. Anyone who violates my NFT rights will pay the price
Buddy, you have no idea who you are messing with. I have made a ridiculous amount of money in crypto/NFTs and I have the best lawyers. If you donāt remove my NFT as your profile picture youāre going to regret it. When you steal someoneās property you get punished. Watch out.