I just shit and cum.
# FAQ
## What does this mean?
The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.
## Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:
* Being gay
* Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it
* walter
## Am I going to shit and cum too?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.
## I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.
## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
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i have not been gifted a single sub
twitchquotes:
Hey streamer, i just wanted to express my disappointment in your community with this message. I have been a active viewer for the past couple of years and despite my constant effort i have not been gifted a single sub by your community. You should really be ashamed.
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SCP Jerma
Item #: SCP-985-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Contain Procedures: SCP-985-J must be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell decorated to look like an average American household with a live video feed. SCP-985-J must be fed BrainFluud once every 6 hours for sustenance.
Personnel assigned to SCP-985-J must refrain from using the words "Short Streamer" "Late" "Loud Pee" and "Bald" as this can agitate SCP-985-J, causing it to enter an enraged state.
SCP-985-J is allowed access to one (1) Garfield comic strip per day for entertainment.
Description: SCP-985-J is a 32 year old Caucasian male from Boston, MA. SCP-985-J refers to itself as "Jeremy Elbertson" and believes itself to be much taller than it appears to others, referring to itself as being "not tiny" and "compact".
SCP-985-J was discovered by the Foundation on ββ/ββ/201β when footage emerged of it attacking and killing [DATA EXPUNGED]. MTF Gamma-43 ("Anti-Jerms") was dispatched to secure the anomaly and all civilians who had viewed the footage were amnesticized.
Jerma985
Pizza anytime
twitchquotes:
α( α )α α΄Ιͺα΄’α΄’α΄α΄α΄α΄. α΄Ιͺα΄’α΄’α΄ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄α΄ΚΙ΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄Ιͺα΄’α΄’α΄ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄α΄ α΄Ι΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄Ιͺα΄’α΄’α΄ α΄α΄ sα΄α΄α΄α΄Κα΄Ιͺα΄α΄. α΄‘Κα΄Ι΄ α΄Ιͺα΄’α΄’α΄s α΄Ι΄ α΄ Κα΄Ι’α΄Κ, Κα΄α΄ α΄α΄Ι΄ α΄α΄α΄ α΄Ιͺα΄’α΄’α΄ α΄Ι΄Κα΄Ιͺα΄α΄ α( α )α
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Kripp
Ultra EDM dance
twitchquotes:
β(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_- )ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-) β(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_- )ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_- )ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-) β(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_- )ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-) β(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_- )ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_- )ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-) β(-_-)ββ(-_-)β
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Ultra
One off lethal
twitchquotes:
Discovering his inner-passion for painting, Kripp leaves Twitch for good and takes Rania and Dex on the road with him to pursue his dream. After six months Kripp realizes being an artist is a lot harder than playing video games. But itβs too late. Homeless and starving, Rania hates Kripp, Dex hates Kripp, and, worst of all, Kripp hates Kripp. Buying a gun one rainy day, he puts it in his mouth and pulls the trigger. *click* He forgot to buy bullets. βOne off lethal,β Rania sobs.
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Kripp