I just shit and cum.
# FAQ
## What does this mean?
The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.
## Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:
* Being gay
* Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it
* walter
## Am I going to shit and cum too?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.
## I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.
## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
What happened to this ad? :(
More Copypastas
Dragon Rider
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄▄██
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄▄██████
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄██████████
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀█████████
░░░░░░░░░░░▄██▀░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██████
░░░░░░░░░▄▀▀░█░░▄██░░░░░░░░██▄▄░░░██████
░░░░░░░▄█▀░▄█░▄█▀█░░░░░░░▄▀▄░██░░▄██████
░░░░░░░▄█▀░▀▄█▀▄█▀░░░░░░░▀▄░░▀██▄███████
░░░░░█▀░░░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░█▄▀▀█████████
░░░░█░░░░░▄██░░▀▄░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░████████
░░░█▀░░▄█▀██▄░░░░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░▄█▄░░░███████
░░█░░░█████▀▀▀░░░░░▀░▄▄▀░▄████░░░███████
░▄█░░░▀▀░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░▄█████▀░░░▄██████
▄█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀█▄▀▀░▄▄▀░░▄▄▀███████
▀░░░▄▄▄█░░░▄▄░░░░░░░░░░▄█▀░░▄▀▀░░░░░▀▀▀▀
░░▄▀▀░░░░▄█▀░▀▀▀▀▄█▄░▄▄█▄▄░▀▀▄▄░░░░░░░░░
▄▀░░░░▄█▀░░░░░░░░░██████████▄░▀▀███▄▄▄▄░
░▄▄██▀░░░░░░░░▄████████████████░████████
Noggin Clontith and Amogus
Lower case is for the lower class
twitchquotes:
╰༼ಠʖ̯ಠ༽ﾉ LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS ╰༼ಠʖ̯ಠ༽ﾉ
twitch chat
Kripp
Karma from the vegan produce co-op
twitchquotes:
Greetings, kripp! Blessings! It's Karma from the vegan produce co-op. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Send me an astral projection, dude. Btw, did you ever find a way to make tofu edible? It's been a big challenge for me hahah. You have such a kind aura. It's so calming to see you again. You have the address for my drum circle. Peace, my fellow
twitch chat
Kripp
Obi Wan Shapiro
Okay, so let’s say hypothetically, these weren’t the droids you’re looking for. You see, the droids you’re looking for have the Death Star plans, correct? However, as those droid are close minded liberals, and these droids are free thinking informed conservatives, these would not be the droids you’re looking for. Now, if you were to assume that these droids are the droids you’re looking for because they are a protocol droid and an astromech, then that would actually make you the real racists, as you would assume that all astromech droids have the death star plans. So if this were true, these aren’t the droid you’re looking for.