[Copypasta] Reacting to content takes skill

twitchquotes: Reaction when done right is a true artform. The sheer effort, persistence and dedication it takes for someone to master the craft is astounding. The skill and talent of the contestants on masterchef pales in comparison to the skill and talent of the true master watching them, pausing at the precise moment to achieve the pinnacle of comedy by releasing gas audibly from his colon. It is truly exhilarating, even a little arousing, to witness a true master of reacting at work.
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December 2021
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Wow, that ACTUALLY killed me?

twitchquotes: ResidentSleeper HUH k ResidentSleeper I'm really strong right now ResidentSleeper Wow, that ACTUALLY killed me? What the fuck ResidentSleeper We played that so bad ResidentSleeper
twitch chat
November 2016
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Happy Thanksgiving emoji

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January 2024

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Holiday Emoji

Thanksgiving

Gorgeous tone of gray

twitchquotes: GORGEOUS TONE OF GRAY βœ“ Kappa TIMELESS DESIGN βœ“ Kappa THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE EMOTES βœ“ Kappa LOTS OF ADORABLE VERSIONS βœ“ KappaPride KappaClaus KappaRoss MUST BE Kappa βœ“ Kappa
twitch chat
November 2015
Reynad

stop trying to talk japanese if you don't even know it

like the word ばか that means idiot in japanese, but the wannabe japanese idiots will always try to type those words in the romaji, they type "baka", i hate seeing shit like that, stop trying to talk japanese if you don't even know it :Z
June 2021

Weebs

Mindnumbingly slow Hearthstone games

twitchquotes: Using footage of Octavian "Kripp" Morosan's mindnumbingly slow Hearthstone games, a landmark sleep study at Cologne University has successfully replicated the brain patterns produced in a comatose state. Lead researcher Don Pepporoni had hopes that this research will be able to cure the thousands of mentally invalid children who have, of late, been reduced to perpetual shitposting on video game streams.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp
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