[Copypasta] Reacting to content takes skill

twitchquotes: Reaction when done right is a true artform. The sheer effort, persistence and dedication it takes for someone to master the craft is astounding. The skill and talent of the contestants on masterchef pales in comparison to the skill and talent of the true master watching them, pausing at the precise moment to achieve the pinnacle of comedy by releasing gas audibly from his colon. It is truly exhilarating, even a little arousing, to witness a true master of reacting at work.
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December 2021
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My daughter is dating a douche-bag (response to /r/cryptocurrency post)

My daughter is dating a douche-bag I don't know where I messed up, I thought I taught her well on what to look for in a man. The guy just showed up at my house and starting rambling on about how DCAing 30 dollars in 4 months into Safemoon helped him understand finance and geopolitics. I told him he was completely oblivious about being in a ponzi, this only unchained a what I believed to be a cocaine induced speech saying that Safemoon was going to be the next Bitcoin and he was going to moon while buying "lambos" for his friends because he was no "Bitch-ass paperhands". I'm a bank executive, so you can only imagine what a nightmare this is for me. Don't know what the point of this post is, is not like my daughter is going to stop dating that idiot anyways. I'm scared about my daughter's future.
September 2021

Cryptocurrency

IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE

twitchquotes: BUG TEST ๐Ÿ› IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE โŽ Jebaited
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June 2017

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my brother is the best cook

twitchquotes: my๐Ÿ˜ฝ brother ๐Ÿ‘ฑ is the best๐Ÿฅ‡cook ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณbecause ๐Ÿ—ฃwith 2๏ธโƒฃ eggs๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš1๏ธโƒฃsausage๐ŸŒญand a cup๐Ÿฅ›of milk๐Ÿผhe๐Ÿ‘ฑcan fillโฌ†๏ธmy๐Ÿ‘ฉtummy๐Ÿคฐfor9๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ—ฃmonths๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฉ
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November 2019

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Kripparrian is NEVER lucky?

twitchquotes: (โ€ขโŒฃโ€ข) Daddy, is it true as the legend says. That Kripparrian is NEVER lucky? ( อกยฐโ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกยฐ ) Yes little dong. The legend holds true even to this day.
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February 2015
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