[Copypasta] Reacting to content takes skill

twitchquotes: Reaction when done right is a true artform. The sheer effort, persistence and dedication it takes for someone to master the craft is astounding. The skill and talent of the contestants on masterchef pales in comparison to the skill and talent of the true master watching them, pausing at the precise moment to achieve the pinnacle of comedy by releasing gas audibly from his colon. It is truly exhilarating, even a little arousing, to witness a true master of reacting at work.
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December 2021
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Full Doge

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November 2016

HELLO

twitchquotes: α••β”Œβ—•α—œβ—•β”α•— HELLO HELLO HELLO α••β”Œβ—•α—œβ—•β”α•—
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December 2014
strifecro

This is the 12-0 Police, you're coming with... nevermind

twitchquotes: (ΜΏΒ·ΜΏΔΉΜ―Β·ΜΏ ΜΏ) This is the 12-0 Police, you're coming with ... Nevermind wrong person. (Β·ΜΏΔΉΜ―Β·ΜΏ ΜΏ)
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January 2015
Trump

Joe Biden eat hot chip and lie

twitchquotes: He lets out a sigh and then a plastic smile. β€œUnder the Biden administration,” he says, carefully β€œThere will be a few new rules. It will be forbidden to cook,” The crowd gasps. β€œEveryone will have to eat McDonalds,” Jill hangs her head in shame. β€œYou may have to charge your phone. You may have to twerk. Hell, you may even have to be bisexual.” An uproar starts in the crowd, but Biden ushers a silence with his next words β€œBut it will all be worth it when we as a people can eat hot chip and lie. Thank you.” Biden leaves the podium to a thunderous applause. America is saved.
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November 2020

Bedge

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November 2021

Pepe

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