I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
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Partake in the wonderment that is the McGriddle
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I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have yet to partake in the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? Why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-they didn't add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrap it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them...the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen.
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OpieOP Ｈｅｌｌｏ Ｃｙｂｒｉｘ， ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ Ｈｅａｄ Ｃｈｅｆ ｏｆ Ｄｏｍｉｎｏｓ™ ｗｅ ｈａｖｅ ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ ｏｒｄｅｒｅｄ ｆｏｒ ２ ｄａｙｓ， ｗｅ’ｒｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｓｅｅ ｉｆ ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ ｉｓ ｏｋａｙ ａｎｄ ｗｅ’ｖｅ ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ ｙｏｕ ａ ｃｏｍｐｌｅｍｅｎｔａｒｙ ｐｉｚｚａ ｏｆ ｙｏｕｒ ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ ｔｙｐｅ （ＸＸＬ ａｌｌ－ｔｏｐｐｉｎｇｓ ｐｉｚｚａ－ｔｏｐｐｅｄ ｐｉｚｚａ ｐｉｚｚａ－ｓｔｕｆｆｅｄ ｐｉｚｚａ ｃｒｕｓｔ）． Ｓｅｅ ｙｏｕ ｓｏｏｎ！ OpieOP
OpieOP Ｈｅｌｌｏ Ｃｙｂｒｉｘ， ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ Ｈｅａｄ Ｃｈｅｆ ｏｆ Ｄｏｍｉｎｏｓ™ ｗｅ ｈａｖｅ ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ ｏｒｄｅｒｅｄ ｆｏｒ ２ ｄａｙｓ， ｗｅ’ｒｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｓｅｅ ｉｆ ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ ｉｓ ｏｋａｙ ａｎｄ ｗｅ’ｖｅ ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ ｙｏｕ ａ ｃｏｍｐｌｅｍｅｎｔａｒｙ ｐｉｚｚａ ｏｆ ｙｏｕｒ ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ ｔｙｐｅ （ＸＸＬ ａｌｌ－ｔｏｐｐｉｎｇｓ ｐｉｚｚａ－ｔｏｐｐｅｄ ｐｉｚｚａ ｐｉｚｚａ－ｓｔｕｆｆｅｄ ｐｉｚｚａ ｃｒｕｓｔ）． Ｓｅｅ ｙｏｕ ｓｏｏｎ！ OpieOP
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Don't just feel casual look casual!
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COMING SOON!! Casual wear by Kripparian! Don't just feel casual look casual! Just pay the low low price of 4.99$ a month. And you took can look and act like a casual! Order now and get a free brofist!
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mellow why are you so cute 