I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my ΓΌbernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
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Knight of Negativitironi
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<:::::[]=Β€ΰΌΌ β_βΰΌ½εΈ I am the knight of Negativitironi. Stand back foul positivitironi! <:::::[]=Β€ΰΌΌ β_βΰΌ½εΈ
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Kripp
Kripp suffers from Casualitis
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Romanian doctor say in thick accent, "He suffer from Casualitis, too many salts in blood." OJ is injected into the Kripp, but he continues to mumble "Really bro," and "Wow," numerous times. A priest enters and rips a bag of pepperonis over the Kripp. Papparin say "Drink with me friends," and offer cappucino to all.
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Kripp
Yamas! This is Mr OpieOP's Greek Restaurant
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Yα΄α΄α΄s! α΄ΚΙͺs Ιͺs α΄Κ. 
's Ι’Κα΄α΄α΄ Κα΄sα΄α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄α΄. Fα΄Κ α΄ ΚΙͺα΄Ιͺα΄α΄α΄
α΄Ιͺα΄α΄ α΄Ι΄Κy, yα΄α΄ α΄α΄Ι΄ Ι’α΄α΄ α΄ Κα΄ΚΙ’α΄ α΄α΄’α΄α΄α΄’Ιͺα΄Ιͺ α΄©Ιͺα΄’α΄’α΄ α΄Ι΄α΄
α΄ α΄α΄α΄
Ιͺα΄α΄ sα΄Κα΄ ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄F α΄α΄α΄’α΄ Fα΄Κ α΄Ι΄Κy 4.20 $! α΄α΄ Κα΄ α΄ΚΙͺΙ’ΙͺΚΚα΄ α΄α΄ α΄ΚΙͺs α΄FFα΄Κ, α΄yα΄©α΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄α΄α΄
α΄ "Opie OP" (Ι΄α΄ sα΄©α΄α΄α΄) ΙͺΙ΄α΄α΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄α΄. sα΄α΄ yα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄y Κα΄sα΄α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄α΄!
's Ι’Κα΄α΄α΄ Κα΄sα΄α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄α΄. Fα΄Κ α΄ ΚΙͺα΄Ιͺα΄α΄α΄
α΄Ιͺα΄α΄ α΄Ι΄Κy, yα΄α΄ α΄α΄Ι΄ Ι’α΄α΄ α΄ Κα΄ΚΙ’α΄ α΄α΄’α΄α΄α΄’Ιͺα΄Ιͺ α΄©Ιͺα΄’α΄’α΄ α΄Ι΄α΄
α΄ α΄α΄α΄
Ιͺα΄α΄ sα΄Κα΄ ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄F α΄α΄α΄’α΄ Fα΄Κ α΄Ι΄Κy 4.20 $! α΄α΄ Κα΄ α΄ΚΙͺΙ’ΙͺΚΚα΄ α΄α΄ α΄ΚΙͺs α΄FFα΄Κ, α΄yα΄©α΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄α΄α΄
α΄ "Opie OP" (Ι΄α΄ sα΄©α΄α΄α΄) ΙͺΙ΄α΄α΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄α΄. sα΄α΄ yα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄y Κα΄sα΄α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄α΄!
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Kripp
Thinking of the greatest Hearthstone player
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Sometimes, late at night when I am under my covers, I touch my stealth donger and think of the greatest hearthstone player, the very best there ever was, then in a desperate attempt to not fap i think of Kripp, and that's it, donger is gone, i whisper "casual" and go back to sleep.
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Kripp
Obama Not Bad
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