I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my ΓΌbernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
What happened to this ad? :(
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Spam so I may stay warm
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Hello chat. My home is very cold and I do not know if I will make it through the night. Whenever the chat spams, my old laptop heats up very quickly. It is the only thing keeping me alive. Please chat, spam as much as possible so I may stay warm and survive the frigid night.
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HOW TO GET SPAGHETTI OUT OF NINTENDO SWITCH urgent !!!!!
hi guys long story short i tried asking my friends and everything and nobody is helping i got mad at smash bros so out of anger i threw a bowl of spaghetti on my dock and i think a noodle got stuck in the top because it got pushed in and so i came here because everybody else is ignoring me so i thought maybe somebody out there that did the same thing has some advice please help my last resort is having to send this to nintendo because that cost money and is scary to mail it out
Sense of pride and accomplishment
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The π° intent π° is π° to π° provide π° players π° with π° a π° sense π° of π° pride π° and π° accomplishment π° for π° unlocking π° different π° heroes. π° As π° for π° cost, π° we π° selected π° initial π° values π° based π° upon π° data π° from π° the π° Open π° Beta π° and π° other π° adjustments π° made π° to π° milestone π° rewards π° before π° launch. π° Among π° other π° things, π° we're π° looking π° at π° average π° per-player π° credit π° earn π° rates π° on π° a π° daily π° basis, π° and π° we'll π° be π° making π° constant π° adjustments π° to π° ensure π° that π° players π° have π° challenges π° that π° are π° compelling, π° rewarding, π° and π° of π° course π° attainable π° via π° gameplay. We π° appreciate π° the π° candid π° feedback, π° and π° the π° passion π° the π° community π° has π° put π° forth π° around π° the π° current π° topics π° here π° on π° Reddit, π° our π° forums π° and π° across π° numerous π° social π° media π° outlets. Our π° team π° will π° continue π° to π° make π° changes π° and π° monitor π° community π° feedback π° and π° update π° everyone π° as π° soon π° and π° as π° often π° as π° we π° can. π°
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We should buy Reddit
We should buy Reddit.
Not the stock. The actual company.
If we all get together and own 51% then we will own this entire website.
We could make the rules, profit from the advertising, and finally get paid for the memes we make.
I've even come up with a list of things we could do as new owners:
Reddit mods can apply for paid-internships at Reddit. This is much closer to having a real job than what they currently do and would benefit the organization.
Your flair is your official title at the company. IE: instead of "CFO" you'll be "PotatoFart"
NSFW posts will receive special protections--and if you happen to work in our new skyscraper then NSFW posts are automatically considered SFW.
Everyone gets a turn in the corporate jet.
Elon becomes a mod. He can also apply to become a paid intern.
We have a monthly party on our company yacht: The S.S. VisualMod.
Our corporate cafeteria is a dining hall with fast food restaurants along the side--but they're all Wendy's.
I think this is a great idea.
Keep it high and tight.
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nl_kripp this is le reddit army!
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@nl_kripp this is le reddit army! Please cease streaming or be prepared to get downvoted!! If you do not IMMEDIATELY stop streaming I'm going to meme you so hard that you're fedora falls off. I bet you did nazi see that coming. Nailed it, you see what I did there? DO NOT COPY PASTE THIS! Good day sir!
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