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My kids were listening to Lil Nas X

My kids were listening to old town road by Lil Nas X and one of my kids asked me doesn’t he worship satan? Thinking face I said yes son sadly he does. I had to turn on No role modelz by J Cole to cheer him up My kids idolize someone better now! Thank you J Cole you’re a life saver!

April 2021

Tuck Frump into bed

twitchquotes: I would tuck frump into bed every night if I could

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December 2014

Kripp

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Reynad makes me want to rub one out

twitchquotes: At first I thought reynad looked like a vampire hobo. Like, literally a really damn ugly guy. But the more i watch his stream, the more im attracted to him. Something about that hair... the clothes too big for his scrawny body.. Makes me want to rub one out.. hehe anyway thanks for stream reynad

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April 2014

Reynad

My name is Octavius Kripparius Muridius

twitchquotes: My name is Octavius Kripparius Muridius, commander of the PJSalteers of the North, General of the Salty Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Saltarrian. Father to a Flamestriked son, husband to a Top decked wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this stream or the next.

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November 2014

Kripp

Just seen Biden in a hotel

twitchquotes: Just seen Biden in a hotel and I asked how he was feeling about the election. He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into a toilet and spat in my mouth while whispering “count every vote” over and over in my ear. Make of that what you will.

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November 2020

2020 US Election

What happened to this ad? :(

Saving up salt for a trip to Greece to touch the Kripp

twitchquotes: I want to touch the kripp, I tell myself. I save up my salt for years to get a trip to greece. I ring the dong bell and out the comes the border kripp face, I smell the aroma of salt and prosterinos. In his hand is a ornate salt shaker and one of reynads 15 guitars. He shoots me in the face with a fireball saying "Assume they have fireball, cause they do have fireball" from that day foward Ive never washed my face again.

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September 2014

Kripp

Dong Pegachino with the Dongerinos

twitchquotes: ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ Hello Kripp, my name is Dong Pegachino with the Dongerinos. ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ We're gonna need some "Insurance money" or we're gonna break off your legs and cut off your dongerino. Pls no copy pasterino my frappuchino

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October 2014

Kripp

Half watermelon wants to be full watermelon

twitchquotes: Hey guys i am half watermelon but to be a full watermelon i need people to roll like water melon. I hope you will help me become a full fledged watermelon. Me as a full fledged watermelon will not disappoint you and I will become the best watermelon ever. Thank you.

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July 2014

Riot Games

Reynad's guitar is a prop, not an instrument

twitchquotes: Dear reynad why is that guitar used as a prop only and not an instrument. it saddens me to see that little guy sitting all alone without some to pluck his strings. he will never realize his full potential without your love. pls no copy pastarino bambino cappuccino.

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October 2014

Reynad

Too salty for table salt

twitchquotes: Kripp, when you have dinner with Reynad, do you even need table salt?

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October 2014

Kripp

I used to be a real ad

OOOOAAAAHH

twitchquotes: ᕙ( ^ₒ^ c) 〇〇〇〇ᗩᗩᗩᗩᕼᕼ ᕙ( ^ₒ^ c)

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March 2014

Kripp

Papparrian is disappointed in Kripparrian

twitchquotes: Ｋｒｉｐｐ，ｔｈｉｓｉｓＰａｐｐａｒｒｉａｎ．ＷＨＡＴＴＨＥＦＵＣＫ？ＷｈｙａｒｅｙｏｕｐｌａｙｉｎｇａＭＯＢＡ？Ｉｒｅｍｅｍｂｅｒｗｈｅｎｙｏｕｗｅｒｅａｙｏｕｎｇｂｏｙａｎｄｙｏｕｗｏｕｌｄｎ＇ｔｄａｒｅｔｏｕｃｈｔｈａｔｓｈｉｔ．Ｉ＇ｍｄｉｓｓａｐｏｉｎｔｅｄｉｎｙｏｕｓｏｎ．Ｒｉｐｉｎｐｅｐｐｅｒｏｎｉｓ

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March 2014

Kripp

Be the better man and stop the spam

twitchquotes: I don't understand all these spammer hooligans. Its as if the pinnacle of human innovation has resulted in the creation of these inbred spammers with nothing better to do in their life other than copy and paste what the person above them wrote. Whats worse is the people using scripts to spam. Be the better man and stop the spam. Thanks.

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September 2014

twitchquotes: When Kripp gets a good topdeck, its seen as a bit of skillful fun. BUT when his opponent topdecks precisely the only card that can beat him, and there's nothing Kripp can do, together with a CRAZY deck that his deck can't win against, hes called lucky?

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December 2014

Kripp

I used to be a real ad

Casual Kripp has finally reached the bottom

twitchquotes: Casual Kripp has finally reached the bottom. He has descended to casualness not often witnessed. He watches other people play and imagines their wins as his. His ego is inflated to enormous levels, and he cannot help but pat himself on the back and take credit for a game he did not play. His ego is satisfied for now, but what comes next?

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January 2015

Kripp

My kids were listening to Lil Nas X

Tuck Frump into bed

Reynad makes me want to rub one out

My name is Octavius Kripparius Muridius

Just seen Biden in a hotel

2020 US Election

Saving up salt for a trip to Greece to touch the Kripp

Dong Pegachino with the Dongerinos

Half watermelon wants to be full watermelon

Reynad's guitar is a prop, not an instrument

Too salty for table salt

OOOOAAAAHH

Papparrian is disappointed in Kripparrian

Be the better man and stop the spam

The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza

Ahoy matey, I bring ye much love

I hope your arena wins soar as high as I'm going to be

Kripp. It's Morpheus from future talking to you

This is shit

It's seen as a bit of skillfull fun

Casual Kripp has finally reached the bottom

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