Please don’t kill yourself.
But instead, please reconsider every single decision that led up to you thinking this was a good idea to comment this, and delete this shit immediately as soon as you read this. It’s not only for my wellbeing, but instead the wellbeing of every single person that has to see this shit. If you think otherwise, please delete Reddit so that way we never have to look at this a singular second longer and please admit yourself to your nearest psych ward. If your local psych ward is closed, find a different one. If you fail to do this, please never touch the internet ever again for the well being of everyone on this sub. And if you can’t, go completely off the grid including not using Starlink or anything like that. If you somehow can’t do that, travel to Point Nemo and stay there for the rest of your life. There is no way for you to escape from there.
Expect the restraining order in the mail soon.
Submitted by:anonymous
Please don’t kill yourself.
But instead, please reconsider every single decision that led up to you thinking this was a good idea to comment this, and delete this shit immediately as soon as you read this. It’s not only for my wellbeing, but instead the wellbeing of every single person that has to see this shit. If you think otherwise, please delete Reddit so that way we never have to look at this a singular second longer and please admit yourself to your nearest psych ward. If your local psych ward is closed, find a different one. If you fail to do this, please never touch the internet ever again for the well being of everyone on this sub. And if you can’t, go completely off the grid including not using Starlink or anything like that. If you somehow can’t do that, travel to Point Nemo and stay there for the rest of your life. There is no way for you to escape from there.
Expect the restraining order in the mail soon.
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Submitted by:anonymous
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Yo, y’all ever get into that vibe zone where the only thing that matters is fixing stuff? Like, not just fixing things, but becoming one with the wrench, the tools, the chaos? Yeah, that's the energy Daniel channels every time he’s told he's "mid" at fixing. It's like, no, no. He’s not just fixing stuff, he's fixing REALITY. You think you're just gonna throw some weak insults his way? Nah, he just opens the toolbox and starts fixing the fabric of the universe itself.
“Shut up + didn’t ask + L + Ratio + NOPE”
The air crackles. You feel the seismic shift of chaos as his wrench glows with ancient fix-energy. Tools start to float around like they're scared of what’s coming next. The room goes silent, and Daniel? He's just vibing in the fix zone, because fixing isn't just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
You ever see someone get ratio’d so hard by their own existence? Daniel doesn’t just ratio; he unleashes an EMP of pure, untamed fix-power that disrupts the very laws of physics. Some random hater trying to test him? They get hit with the full power of "I just fixed reality itself" and suddenly they're crying about it on Reddit.
You’re in the fixing zone now. Deal with it.
Submitted by:FixingMaster_Daniel
THE FIXING ZONE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED
Yo, y’all ever get into that vibe zone where the only thing that matters is fixing stuff? Like, not just fixing things, but becoming one with the wrench, the tools, the chaos? Yeah, that's the energy Daniel channels every time he’s told he's "mid" at fixing. It's like, no, no. He’s not just fixing stuff, he's fixing REALITY. You think you're just gonna throw some weak insults his way? Nah, he just opens the toolbox and starts fixing the fabric of the universe itself.
“Shut up + didn’t ask + L + Ratio + NOPE”
The air crackles. You feel the seismic shift of chaos as his wrench glows with ancient fix-energy. Tools start to float around like they're scared of what’s coming next. The room goes silent, and Daniel? He's just vibing in the fix zone, because fixing isn't just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
You ever see someone get ratio’d so hard by their own existence? Daniel doesn’t just ratio; he unleashes an EMP of pure, untamed fix-power that disrupts the very laws of physics. Some random hater trying to test him? They get hit with the full power of "I just fixed reality itself" and suddenly they're crying about it on Reddit.
You’re in the fixing zone now. Deal with it.
HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE F**K UP, THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO! THE WHOLE F**KING WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE GLOBE! YOU DUMB DIRTY ASS BITCH! THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU, SHUT THE F**K UP! KILL YOURSELF, YOU DUMB STUPID DIRTY BITCH!
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https://youtu.be/DBatALxD7DE?t=47
HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE F**K UP, THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO! THE WHOLE F**KING WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE GLOBE! YOU DUMB DIRTY ASS BITCH! THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU, SHUT THE F**K UP! KILL YOURSELF, YOU DUMB STUPID DIRTY BITCH!
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peak
fire punch is peak San is sigma fujimoto is king
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69 sexo
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Persona femenina en cuatro haciendo sexo anal con un hombre
Your the best GRXNT i watch u on my tv but i love u and ur community hope u get partnered and i will watch u till u stop!!!
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@GageGatlin
Your the best GRXNT i watch u on my tv but i love u and ur community hope u get partnered and i will watch u till u stop!!!
>> pulls into the server
>> also is schizphrenic and likes getting drunk on vanilla extract for... some reason (even tough actual alcoholic drinks exist, but to each their own)
>> goes in, starts complaining about reactOS (i know, original, definetly hasn't been seen a million times before from a million other people)
>> tries doing something something wifi intel
>> (it's actually pretty well known that wifi support is dodgy, especially with intel)
>> asks help with installing drivers manually, because setup did not work (shocker, i know, setup didn't work, definetly a new issue, right?)
>> i actually did, promptly, and in a respectful manner, link a forum thread where manually installing drivers is discussed
>> outright refuses to read said thread
>> keeps on whining
>> get's mad, demands to see the manager(s) (staff, in this case)
>> it turns out, to no one's surprise, the staff are humans also and i can't sit here 24/7
>> get's pissed that no one gives special attention (even tough nobody has any sort of obligation to)
>> refuses to try suff and experiment, instead says "yeah i ain't even gonna try reactOS sucks)
>> copes, seethes' and leaves (but doesn't actually even try to cope, just straight up leaves, because ReactOS sucks, apparently, even tough that's made obvious on the site and the installer itself)
>> did i mention the whining and complaining that reactOS sucks, even tough the fact that reactOS is in a underdeveloped, alpha state and that most stuff just outright does not work, and that driver support is dodgy at best is plastered all across the site, and even in the installer it says "reactOS in is alpha, don't expect stuff to work"
Submitted by:anonymous
certified reactOS discord moment
>> pulls into the server
>> also is schizphrenic and likes getting drunk on vanilla extract for... some reason (even tough actual alcoholic drinks exist, but to each their own)
>> goes in, starts complaining about reactOS (i know, original, definetly hasn't been seen a million times before from a million other people)
>> tries doing something something wifi intel
>> (it's actually pretty well known that wifi support is dodgy, especially with intel)
>> asks help with installing drivers manually, because setup did not work (shocker, i know, setup didn't work, definetly a new issue, right?)
>> i actually did, promptly, and in a respectful manner, link a forum thread where manually installing drivers is discussed
>> outright refuses to read said thread
>> keeps on whining
>> get's mad, demands to see the manager(s) (staff, in this case)
>> it turns out, to no one's surprise, the staff are humans also and i can't sit here 24/7
>> get's pissed that no one gives special attention (even tough nobody has any sort of obligation to)
>> refuses to try suff and experiment, instead says "yeah i ain't even gonna try reactOS sucks)
>> copes, seethes' and leaves (but doesn't actually even try to cope, just straight up leaves, because ReactOS sucks, apparently, even tough that's made obvious on the site and the installer itself)
>> did i mention the whining and complaining that reactOS sucks, even tough the fact that reactOS is in a underdeveloped, alpha state and that most stuff just outright does not work, and that driver support is dodgy at best is plastered all across the site, and even in the installer it says "reactOS in is alpha, don't expect stuff to work"
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Lillie. Every day I would wake her up by cumming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her pussy. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Lillie as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time he asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
Submitted by:anonymous
Lillie Gooner
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Lillie. Every day I would wake her up by cumming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her pussy. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Lillie as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time he asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
It's been 32 years without CatDog, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up from a short nap today and then I tried to join CatDog but the Paramount+ Was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I am nothing without CatDog, it is my life, it is my destiny, without CatDog, I wouldn't be able to do anything. CatDog is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best show in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. CatDog can't be gone any longer cause if it does, then I'll go insane again. Breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. CatDog is amazing and I can't lose it.
Submitted by:jonk c
catdog
It's been 32 years without CatDog, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up from a short nap today and then I tried to join CatDog but the Paramount+ Was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I am nothing without CatDog, it is my life, it is my destiny, without CatDog, I wouldn't be able to do anything. CatDog is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best show in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. CatDog can't be gone any longer cause if it does, then I'll go insane again. Breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. CatDog is amazing and I can't lose it.