wtf i get banned for? speaking facts? lmfao cs players used to not be soft. these gen z kids like duwap getting so sensitive, dog shit. carried and boosted out of 15k premier rating, thats a fact
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wtf i get banned for? speaking facts? lmfao cs players used to not be soft. these gen z kids like duwap getting so sensitive, dog shit. carried and boosted out of 15k premier rating, thats a fact
So there’s this high-level Fortnite NPC hosting a big Live Event on the university POI. It’s like a Limited Time Mode called Comeback Royale. Players land, gather around, everything’s chill. The NPC starts giving quest dialogue about how to stop griefing in public matches.
Out of nowhere, a hidden player hits a legendary bolt-action sniper shot from max render distance. Full headshot. One-tap. NPC gets instantly knocked mid-dialogue. No builds. No cover. Just clean line of sight and boom downed.
Crowd of players panic. Some start crankin’ 90s with chairs, others hit crouch-spam and scatter like storm just started closing at 2x speed. Game goes full tilted. University POI is now in lockdown mode. All nearby zones marked red. Event ends early. No reboot van in range.
Mods drop in FBI skins and ATF back bling equipped. They start using replay mode and drone view to track the sniper’s position. Full investigation squad deployed. Chat starts flooding with reactions. Pro players, bot accounts, even default skins chime in. Everyone’s hitting the comms with hot takes.
Meanwhile, Battle Bus routes are paused. School zone is off the map temporarily. No quests active. No XP gains.
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So there’s this high-level Fortnite NPC hosting a big Live Event on the university POI. It’s like a Limited Time Mode called Comeback Royale. Players land, gather around, everything’s chill. The NPC starts giving quest dialogue about how to stop griefing in public matches.
Out of nowhere, a hidden player hits a legendary bolt-action sniper shot from max render distance. Full headshot. One-tap. NPC gets instantly knocked mid-dialogue. No builds. No cover. Just clean line of sight and boom downed.
Crowd of players panic. Some start crankin’ 90s with chairs, others hit crouch-spam and scatter like storm just started closing at 2x speed. Game goes full tilted. University POI is now in lockdown mode. All nearby zones marked red. Event ends early. No reboot van in range.
Mods drop in FBI skins and ATF back bling equipped. They start using replay mode and drone view to track the sniper’s position. Full investigation squad deployed. Chat starts flooding with reactions. Pro players, bot accounts, even default skins chime in. Everyone’s hitting the comms with hot takes.
Meanwhile, Battle Bus routes are paused. School zone is off the map temporarily. No quests active. No XP gains.
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السَلآْم عَلْيُكّمٌ وٍرٍحَمُةّ الله وٍبُرٍكآتُهْ
السَلآْم عَلْيُكّمٌ وٍرٍحَمُةّ الله وٍبُرٍكآتُهْ
Spam “EVERYONE GOOGLE CBAT STORY” on trixiebooru.org posts.
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Spam “EVERYONE GOOGLE CBAT STORY” on trixiebooru.org posts.
Pretty boys who try so hard to behave, but the second you touch them—they’re a trembling mess under you, shaking and gasping for more, already falling apart. Pretty boys who whimper when you grip their jaw, forcing them to meet your eyes. Pretty boys who stutter through their pleas, so wrecked they can barely speak. Pretty boys who arch into your touch, who rut against nothing, who make the prettiest noises when they’re edged to the brink over and over—until their lips are parted, eyes glazed over, and tears slip down their cheeks. Pretty boys who beg—please, please, please—until they’re nothing but a sobbing, aching mess, willing to do anything for you, to please you. That’s what they’re made for.
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Pretty boys who try so hard to behave, but the second you touch them—they’re a trembling mess under you, shaking and gasping for more, already falling apart. Pretty boys who whimper when you grip their jaw, forcing them to meet your eyes. Pretty boys who stutter through their pleas, so wrecked they can barely speak. Pretty boys who arch into your touch, who rut against nothing, who make the prettiest noises when they’re edged to the brink over and over—until their lips are parted, eyes glazed over, and tears slip down their cheeks. Pretty boys who beg—please, please, please—until they’re nothing but a sobbing, aching mess, willing to do anything for you, to please you. That’s what they’re made for.
"SETH MCFARLANE PLEASE IMPREGNATE MY WIFE SHE IS AN SLUT" Not happening. As you may have noticed from all the showtunes Seth Macfarlane is very very gay. The thing is Seth isn't like gay gay, but prison gay. Seth really wants to impregnate his sister Rachel who he views as the perfect woman, but as it is socially unacceptable he simply pines for her and being incapable of being attracted to any other woman leads the life of a singing homosexual. Hamburger.
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"SETH MCFARLANE PLEASE IMPREGNATE MY WIFE SHE IS AN SLUT" Not happening. As you may have noticed from all the showtunes Seth Macfarlane is very very gay. The thing is Seth isn't like gay gay, but prison gay. Seth really wants to impregnate his sister Rachel who he views as the perfect woman, but as it is socially unacceptable he simply pines for her and being incapable of being attracted to any other woman leads the life of a singing homosexual. Hamburger.
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Matt Groening works with the government, and had a lot of biological children to make more slaves for the government.
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Matt Groening works with the government, and had a lot of biological children to make more slaves for the government.
Matt Groening is from the future and i might be on to something other than hes predictions in the simpsons So i was watching some conspiracy videos of unsolved mysteries on youtube and i started wondering if this man is really from the future or not and something ive not seen anyone do is look into the titles of his books/tv shows/his name for anagrams. SO, for fun i started playing around with his two most notable pieces of work in which hes most known for, "The Simpsons" & "Futurama". I came up with this "I am the Futurs son" with the remaining letters of smpa. the 4 remaining letters led me to believe maybe his other remaining titles hes known for adds to the message!? Those being "Disenchantment" and "Life in Hell" and i threw in his name as well just in case. "Matt Groening". So far this is what i have. (I am just going to copy and paste whats in my note pad) (The Simpsons & Futurama) Remaining letters -Smpa "I am the futurs son" (The Simpsons, Futurama, Disenchantment, Life in Hell, Matt Groening) Remaining letters - S m L i H e l l n c h a n t m M a t t G n i n g "I am the son of the future president in" I'm not the best with anagrams and was just doing this for fun. Figured I'd share for anyone else interested in trying to potentially figure it out if there's anything to figure out. Enjoy my fellow redditors!
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Matt Groening is from the future and i might be on to something other than hes predictions in the simpsons So i was watching some conspiracy videos of unsolved mysteries on youtube and i started wondering if this man is really from the future or not and something ive not seen anyone do is look into the titles of his books/tv shows/his name for anagrams. SO, for fun i started playing around with his two most notable pieces of work in which hes most known for, "The Simpsons" & "Futurama". I came up with this "I am the Futurs son" with the remaining letters of smpa. the 4 remaining letters led me to believe maybe his other remaining titles hes known for adds to the message!? Those being "Disenchantment" and "Life in Hell" and i threw in his name as well just in case. "Matt Groening". So far this is what i have. (I am just going to copy and paste whats in my note pad) (The Simpsons & Futurama) Remaining letters -Smpa "I am the futurs son" (The Simpsons, Futurama, Disenchantment, Life in Hell, Matt Groening) Remaining letters - S m L i H e l l n c h a n t m M a t t G n i n g "I am the son of the future president in" I'm not the best with anagrams and was just doing this for fun. Figured I'd share for anyone else interested in trying to potentially figure it out if there's anything to figure out. Enjoy my fellow redditors!