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Guys, he just mentioned the funny number,known as "26"!!!!Why aren't you laughing. He said 26!!!How are you not doubled over laughing right now?!?! 26refers to cbat! Cbat is funny! All right, then. 26 730. 730refers to 2 years! Cbat 2 years! How are you not laughing?!?!?!These are the funniest numbers on the planet, it's grade Amaterial! It's comedy gold! Nice. Nice nice nice. Guess youaren't a true Redditor.
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Greetings Reddit, We have been hammered by the wrath of South Park references for almost 3 decades. It is time to put an end to it today. As of today, me and my friend u/TylerLife have decided to declare an all-out war against the South Park fandom and the creators of South Park. We would be happy for everyone else to join us and provide us of their support as we go on to defeat our enemies for good. Cbat must win in the end.
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On September 1st this year, I will light my testicles on fire for Cbatic Awareness #FREETHECBATERSOFREDDIT. I've observed a concerning situation in Reddit, and I want to express my support for the cause of spamming FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT on posts about the Cbat Reddit story because if there’s one thing I know, Tyler Life would fucking obliterate the SPS in combat. Oh? You think my spam FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT comments on a YouTube video about musical sex for 2 years is “ctarded” and that I’m a “low IQ cbater” and I should “shut the fuck up” because “nobody cares?” It’s sad that you support South Park, a show that supports JESUS DOING COKE, ANTI-CBATERS AND PARENTS. You know how many cbaters the SPS has personally raped? Did you know that 1 in 5 cbaters have a knife IN THEIR HEAD? And you sit there in your ivory tower, not spamming FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT FROM SOUTH PARK on Samuel L. Jackson’s leaked Tajikstanian speedo pics because YOU DONT CARE ABOUT CBATIC CHILDREN BEING ATTACKED BY LITERAL FUCKING SOUTH PARK FANS?! You support CbaterCide in Reddit. 6 Cbillion South Park fans were let loose with no supervision, and you’re just going to stand there and say nothing? FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT. Every single day I write in bold: FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT on random posts ranging from funerals honoring down syndrome lifeguards (he drowned) and the legendary song “Cbat” by Hudson Mohawke.
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Is there an anime character stronger than Tyler Life? And I'm referring to Tyler Life with Hudson Mohawke’s guidance, full understanding of the Power of Cbatism, control of The Elements of Cinsanity, Le Epic Cbater, the Castle of Cbatism, and the Ctardation Kingdom, as well as his Ctard Power, with the magic of all the Cbaters implanted in his chest to give him full control of magic?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/1cusu41/oh_for_the_love_of_god_enough_with_cbat/
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"Hey, do you guys have cum?", I ask the low IQ minimum wage slave. "We just ran out", he muttered. I was overcome with a primal rage. I jump on the counter, screaming "I'm Tyler Life!”. The 730 IQ crowd chanted in unison, “Today I fucked up, my (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off!” whilst beating their chests towards the cowering worker. I put my shirt over my head and let out the purest REEE to show my devotion to Tyler. Everyone else REEEs as well. Yes, my brothers, let it all out. The manger comes in and calls the police, he doesn’t understand the mature and intellectual nature of our cries. We run to the next McDonalds store as we search endlessly for that cum.
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Hajime to owari no iranai imi Kono kokoro no jouhatsu e to Dare ga hinsei wo oboeteru ka? Kyouki no mado kara sayonara Konnichiwa watashi Awanakatta darou? Sayonara anata Saa hanashishiyou ka? iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Nigerarenai iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Odaku ga tsuzukesou Mitsuketa saigo kiesatte yuku Kuro ni nijinde AUTORAIN Makkurayami ni hikari nado nai Kyouki no oku kara sayonara Konnichiwa watashi Awanakatta darou? Sayonara anata Saa hanashishiyou ka? iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Nigerarenai iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Odaku ga tsuzukesou Ne Doko de atta koto ga nai ka? Ne Itoshii kimi to hanashitai Ne Jikan wa? Kyou wa? Wakaranai Ne! Wasurete shimaeba yokatta iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou da PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Yami ka? Hikari ka? iNSaNiTY iNSaNiTY sAnIty Mou mienai kuro pUrIty Motto nagai hibi sAnIty Sore mo shizumanakya "sAnIty" ...tte nani desu ka? iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Nigerarenai iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Odaku ga tsuzukeru
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Gutdogz DON’T belong to you, they’re just fictional species. I’m going to erase that stupid watermark because you don’t own a bunch of pixels you fucking prick. I now own gutdogz and they’re free to use for ANY purpose, even for your websites. “Haha look DON’T REMOVE MY WATERMARK” SHUT THE FUCK UP I’M GOING TO REMOVE THE WATERMARK AND POST IT IN PICSART AND RECOLOR IT AND POST IT AGAIN. AND I’M NOT GONNA TAG YOU “gib cwedits uwu” NO BITCH GUTDOGZ ARE NOW MY SPECIES
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The Cbat Reddit story is probably the worst thing I've ever seen. 100 years from now when I'm dying on a hospital bed and I'm asked what my biggest regret was it will be that I turned on my internet and scrolled through the internet on the first of September... I will never be able to recover from it. No amount of therapy will save me. No amount of prescription pills will let me recover. I am a shell. The memory of Cbat is so bad my brain is physically rejecting it and now I have a headache every time I think about it. Why did TylerLife post it, thinking it was a good idea? He's permanently ruined my life because of this, I hope he's happy. I hope that one day Cbat gets branded as a war crime and TylerLife gets hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. The fact that he's already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. If he subscribes to any religion, he'd best spend the rest of his time atoning for this ultimate sin. I hope TylerLife has a terrible day, I hope Cbat haunts him in his dreams.
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