Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music or Cbat by Hudson Mohawke refers to reactions and memes made about a post to the /r/TIFU subreddit in which a user complains about his girlfriend's frustration with the music he prefers to play during intercourse. The story initially went viral on Twitter, before migrating to TikTok where people attempted to replicate how he would likely thrust to the beat of the song in question, "Cbat" by Hudson Mohawke.
Submitted by:anonymous
Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music or Cbat by Hudson Mohawke refers to reactions and memes made about a post to the /r/TIFU subreddit in which a user complains about his girlfriend's frustration with the music he prefers to play during intercourse. The story initially went viral on Twitter, before migrating to TikTok where people attempted to replicate how he would likely thrust to the beat of the song in question, "Cbat" by Hudson Mohawke.
forgot to mention (already logged out) that i'm a fuckable femboy and you can have sex with me by going to oskar skaugs veg 6a, heimdal, norway. i'm the 15 year old in that house. feel free to have sex with me. life is cbat
Submitted by:anonymous
forgot to mention (already logged out) that i'm a fuckable femboy and you can have sex with me by going to oskar skaugs veg 6a, heimdal, norway. i'm the 15 year old in that house. feel free to have sex with me. life is cbat
@ultrarobocats banned me and cause they hate me and are to obsessed with the hit film starring Jared Leto "Morbius" even though it is a satanic film made by the deep state reptilian overlords who try and keep the ops at bay who are always trying to catch me lacking even though they never will. Only jesus and god and tim from the Arbys on Cedar St. could ever even have a slight chance at catching me slipping not even covid can stop a HIGH VALUE MAN like me not even the american military or anyon
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Twitch Unban Request Made to Streamer MajinPhil
@ultrarobocats banned me and cause they hate me and are to obsessed with the hit film starring Jared Leto "Morbius" even though it is a satanic film made by the deep state reptilian overlords who try and keep the ops at bay who are always trying to catch me lacking even though they never will. Only jesus and god and tim from the Arbys on Cedar St. could ever even have a slight chance at catching me slipping not even covid can stop a HIGH VALUE MAN like me not even the american military or anyon
when i went to bed i was peacefully sleeping then i suddenly started to have a weird dream where i got gangraped by 6 old big black niggers, they gangraped me non stoply 24/7 until their dick is completely obliterated into another realm, my body was covered by their cum, my mouth, my eye, my asshole, my dick, my ears, even my stomach, and yes i swallowed some of the cum, when i woke up i got super horny, so i flied straight to india using super sperm transportation, called 4 black gangrapers, and started to gangrape a black india nigger. this is where we gangraped him until death. he couldnt escape the matrix, he cant escape from our dicks, cum was everywhere, so i made him cum, started to swallow it, and guess what it made me pregnant he called for help "RAJUDDD!! HELP!!!!!" but no one came until suddenly a black nigger named rajud came to rescue him, i used my dick shuriken but it didnt work, he raped every single one of us until we were exhausted, but i wont let this slide so i drank a super-horny medicine where it makes us 100x hornier than a human lifeform ever been. i started raping rajud until he begs for his life. his asshole was filled with my cum, even his shit are made of my cum. and this is where he called 20 gokus. they went ultra rapist mode and they started to rape me relentlessly and unstoppably. this is where i learned the lesson to never rape someone and cum too much. do not jerk off
Submitted by:nigger
i regret doing this
when i went to bed i was peacefully sleeping then i suddenly started to have a weird dream where i got gangraped by 6 old big black niggers, they gangraped me non stoply 24/7 until their dick is completely obliterated into another realm, my body was covered by their cum, my mouth, my eye, my asshole, my dick, my ears, even my stomach, and yes i swallowed some of the cum, when i woke up i got super horny, so i flied straight to india using super sperm transportation, called 4 black gangrapers, and started to gangrape a black india nigger. this is where we gangraped him until death. he couldnt escape the matrix, he cant escape from our dicks, cum was everywhere, so i made him cum, started to swallow it, and guess what it made me pregnant he called for help "RAJUDDD!! HELP!!!!!" but no one came until suddenly a black nigger named rajud came to rescue him, i used my dick shuriken but it didnt work, he raped every single one of us until we were exhausted, but i wont let this slide so i drank a super-horny medicine where it makes us 100x hornier than a human lifeform ever been. i started raping rajud until he begs for his life. his asshole was filled with my cum, even his shit are made of my cum. and this is where he called 20 gokus. they went ultra rapist mode and they started to rape me relentlessly and unstoppably. this is where i learned the lesson to never rape someone and cum too much. do not jerk off
please fuck me im very horny right now i want you to cum all over my body and spank my ass hardly, let me suck your dick daddy, fuck me again and again and again, harder and faster, until you cum everywhere but im jerking off and watching a giraffe porn right now and infront of me is a cockroach jerking off to a man sexes with lebron
Submitted by:nigga
please fuck me im very horny right now i want you to cum all over my body and spank my ass hardly, let me suck your dick daddy, fuck me again and again and again, harder and faster, until you cum everywhere but im jerking off and watching a giraffe porn right now and infront of me is a cockroach jerking off to a man sexes with lebron
I (57M, from The United States) was on a trip to meet my girlfriend (49F) who lives at Thailand. It was my first time meeting her. I was quite an unattractive man but she looked like Donald Trumps female version so she fell for me. It was night time and i decided to stay at a nearby inn before reaching her town. While venturing out, I saw a local bar surrounded by girls with huge breasts which reminded me of my cow, Bella. As a farmer, i decided to enter the bar to milk my cows. The lieutenant cow, Daisy showed me ner milkers and grabbed my shovel and led me to a private room. I was playing with my cows juice splurting devices and drinking, without realising that im slowly gettjng drunk. My eyes close with screams from the bar. I feel my cows caressing me. Time of the dawn came, i was lying on a store room all tied up with an object resembling silicon shlonga bongas in my mouth. Upon inspecting my beautiful holes, i realise it was ME, the farmer who had got milked by cows. I realise i have been trafficked by those charming ladies I turn around to see my girlfriend in relief. BUT, suddenly, she says "Babe i gotta tell you something".. her skirt reveals.... A SHLONGABONGA. I WAS SHOCKED. MY GIRLFRIEND WHO I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WAS NOT EVEN A GIRL????? But the thing that shocked me more was that her weiner was 4 inches, which was three and a half inch longer than mine. I was still in the effect of the drug and was about to black out.. I accepted my fate and lied down, and my girlf-.. well boyfriend said, "How about we try other holes now". I regret to say but I, was excited to have my holes explored by lovely Trump girlie. Well, boyie.
Submitted by:veshyasky
Donald Trump Girlfriend Smut (DONT READ WITH DOORS OPEN)
I (57M, from The United States) was on a trip to meet my girlfriend (49F) who lives at Thailand. It was my first time meeting her. I was quite an unattractive man but she looked like Donald Trumps female version so she fell for me. It was night time and i decided to stay at a nearby inn before reaching her town. While venturing out, I saw a local bar surrounded by girls with huge breasts which reminded me of my cow, Bella. As a farmer, i decided to enter the bar to milk my cows. The lieutenant cow, Daisy showed me ner milkers and grabbed my shovel and led me to a private room. I was playing with my cows juice splurting devices and drinking, without realising that im slowly gettjng drunk. My eyes close with screams from the bar. I feel my cows caressing me. Time of the dawn came, i was lying on a store room all tied up with an object resembling silicon shlonga bongas in my mouth. Upon inspecting my beautiful holes, i realise it was ME, the farmer who had got milked by cows. I realise i have been trafficked by those charming ladies I turn around to see my girlfriend in relief. BUT, suddenly, she says "Babe i gotta tell you something".. her skirt reveals.... A SHLONGABONGA. I WAS SHOCKED. MY GIRLFRIEND WHO I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WAS NOT EVEN A GIRL????? But the thing that shocked me more was that her weiner was 4 inches, which was three and a half inch longer than mine. I was still in the effect of the drug and was about to black out.. I accepted my fate and lied down, and my girlf-.. well boyfriend said, "How about we try other holes now". I regret to say but I, was excited to have my holes explored by lovely Trump girlie. Well, boyie.
I just wanted you to know that your riot police armor mod was ported to PlayStation and it is the absolute definition of hope. I must have tried 6 different times I wanted it more than anything to work. But to keep it brief for this simple fact alone, being that you just had to have it spawn on gunners starting at level 20 (part of it) tow add it to the “lore” and make it “lore accurate”, which is enough to absolutely make the game crash when going to parts of the map gunners and ghouls spawn. You couldn’t just put it in a chest? Make it craftable at a workbench so it only spawns there, on you and nowhere else, instead of it being a heat seeking meteor waiting to crash the game to the point where I can’t even get to good neighbor in the main quest line before the game crashes every single time!!! I hate you so much it hurts. Gotta make sure it’s littered all over the map so eventually, that land mine will be stepped on and your game will crash. Just because there’s a group of gunners, or ghouls near good neighbor! Are to f#@ing kidding me? Like seriously hats off to you for absolutely ruining my love for fallout and any hope I thought I had to finally use NCR looking armor in this game. Nope had to litter the armor all over the map! Why? Cause you felt like it had to be all over the f#@ing place! You’ve hurt me in a way you can’t fathom. Please know that. You’ve absolutely shattered my faith and my love for this franchise and twisted your finger in the giant hole Bethesda left with a bullet to our hearts, the PlayStation Fallout players. Who cares about us we don’t exist right? Here’s to hoping you make a regular version that is just a suit of armor sitting in a chest and nothing more, but you won’t. That’s all you’d have to do to make it playable on PlayStation, but who cares about us right? I hate the way you’ve made me feel and I hate you. Bye
Submitted by:moduser
very upset about fallout 4 mod
I just wanted you to know that your riot police armor mod was ported to PlayStation and it is the absolute definition of hope. I must have tried 6 different times I wanted it more than anything to work. But to keep it brief for this simple fact alone, being that you just had to have it spawn on gunners starting at level 20 (part of it) tow add it to the “lore” and make it “lore accurate”, which is enough to absolutely make the game crash when going to parts of the map gunners and ghouls spawn. You couldn’t just put it in a chest? Make it craftable at a workbench so it only spawns there, on you and nowhere else, instead of it being a heat seeking meteor waiting to crash the game to the point where I can’t even get to good neighbor in the main quest line before the game crashes every single time!!! I hate you so much it hurts. Gotta make sure it’s littered all over the map so eventually, that land mine will be stepped on and your game will crash. Just because there’s a group of gunners, or ghouls near good neighbor! Are to f#@ing kidding me? Like seriously hats off to you for absolutely ruining my love for fallout and any hope I thought I had to finally use NCR looking armor in this game. Nope had to litter the armor all over the map! Why? Cause you felt like it had to be all over the f#@ing place! You’ve hurt me in a way you can’t fathom. Please know that. You’ve absolutely shattered my faith and my love for this franchise and twisted your finger in the giant hole Bethesda left with a bullet to our hearts, the PlayStation Fallout players. Who cares about us we don’t exist right? Here’s to hoping you make a regular version that is just a suit of armor sitting in a chest and nothing more, but you won’t. That’s all you’d have to do to make it playable on PlayStation, but who cares about us right? I hate the way you’ve made me feel and I hate you. Bye