I often get paired with a player named Mort, I will admit, I have paid for my collection, I have been here since March I think and now I very very rarely find a card in packs I don't have in multiple (But I digress) the point I am making is this, in the months I have been playing, Mort has beaten me exactly ONE time, and I'm sure his record against other players is about the same, but he is there Every day, has never conceded a single match against me.My point is the kid has heart and determination, and one day with what little CUE gives you every day he will have enough great cards to win on the regular like the rest of us. That's the kind of players this game needs supporting it.
Submitted by:Kronic1169
Legendary Mort, originating from Discord
I often get paired with a player named Mort, I will admit, I have paid for my collection, I have been here since March I think and now I very very rarely find a card in packs I don't have in multiple (But I digress) the point I am making is this, in the months I have been playing, Mort has beaten me exactly ONE time, and I'm sure his record against other players is about the same, but he is there Every day, has never conceded a single match against me.My point is the kid has heart and determination, and one day with what little CUE gives you every day he will have enough great cards to win on the regular like the rest of us. That's the kind of players this game needs supporting it.
In this perplexing narrative, we find ourselves immersed in a scene where an unknown voice poses the question, "Who's Joe?" This seemingly innocuous query triggers a remarkable chain of events. Without delay, an astonishing phenomenon unfolds as a multitude of bricks, numbering in the thousands, begins an expedient and synchronized movement towards the voice's origin, catching the attention of all those in close proximity.
The very fabric of the Earth itself appears to resonate with anguish, emitting a lamentation that reverberates through the surroundings. Gradually, the ground undergoes a profound rupture, exposing a horrifying entity that emerges from beneath, its form cloaked in a repugnant amalgamation of viscous mucus and noxious tar.
With a haunting whisper, the abomination utters the words "Joe Momma..." The unfortunate man subjected to this unsettling encounter is seized by an agonizing torment, disintegrating into an ephemeral cloud of particles, rendering him naught but mere dust. This spectacle of dissolution instills a pervasive sense of dread that pervades the entire world, causing an oppressive silence to settle upon all who bear witness.
In a final act of grim amusement, the wretched creature responsible for this upheaval casually remarks, "I did a little trolling," before vanishing into the depths of the earth once more, leaving behind a lingering aura of disturbance and uncertainty.
Submitted by:Awesome2000
A summary of a "Joe Mama" copypasta. (From ChatGPT.)
In this perplexing narrative, we find ourselves immersed in a scene where an unknown voice poses the question, "Who's Joe?" This seemingly innocuous query triggers a remarkable chain of events. Without delay, an astonishing phenomenon unfolds as a multitude of bricks, numbering in the thousands, begins an expedient and synchronized movement towards the voice's origin, catching the attention of all those in close proximity.
The very fabric of the Earth itself appears to resonate with anguish, emitting a lamentation that reverberates through the surroundings. Gradually, the ground undergoes a profound rupture, exposing a horrifying entity that emerges from beneath, its form cloaked in a repugnant amalgamation of viscous mucus and noxious tar.
With a haunting whisper, the abomination utters the words "Joe Momma..." The unfortunate man subjected to this unsettling encounter is seized by an agonizing torment, disintegrating into an ephemeral cloud of particles, rendering him naught but mere dust. This spectacle of dissolution instills a pervasive sense of dread that pervades the entire world, causing an oppressive silence to settle upon all who bear witness.
In a final act of grim amusement, the wretched creature responsible for this upheaval casually remarks, "I did a little trolling," before vanishing into the depths of the earth once more, leaving behind a lingering aura of disturbance and uncertainty.
if MY girl👸🥰😍 and Mo Ye 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ revealing Wyrms in my hand 🤣🥞📚 ⛑️ and summoning tokens 💥 TO SYNCHRO INTO CHIXIAO 🥷🙈 AND ADD LONGYUAN TO MY HAND❗️❗️
Submitted by:anonymous
Yu-Gi-Oh! copypasta when someone's doing Swordsoul combo.
if MY girl👸🥰😍 and Mo Ye 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ revealing Wyrms in my hand 🤣🥞📚 ⛑️ and summoning tokens 💥 TO SYNCHRO INTO CHIXIAO 🥷🙈 AND ADD LONGYUAN TO MY HAND❗️❗️
Hey!! I am addicted to pasta and you cant change tht. :3 pasta-kun loves me so much!!!!11111111111 I am from Italy and i plan to marry a plate of carbonara pasta when i graduate college! Pasta is so amazing i've became yandere for it. don't take my pasta away from me or ill kill you >:/ Leave me and my love alone!! Thank you. *ahem ahem* anyways, pasta is the best food ever and i will marry it someday. I am a pasta lover through and through !!! PastaLover123, out.
Submitted by:anonymous
Some italian obsesses over pasta
Hey!! I am addicted to pasta and you cant change tht. :3 pasta-kun loves me so much!!!!11111111111 I am from Italy and i plan to marry a plate of carbonara pasta when i graduate college! Pasta is so amazing i've became yandere for it. don't take my pasta away from me or ill kill you >:/ Leave me and my love alone!! Thank you. *ahem ahem* anyways, pasta is the best food ever and i will marry it someday. I am a pasta lover through and through !!! PastaLover123, out.
Let me tell you how much i hate this server
the mods are fucking pedophiles
(yuck)
You're all homophobic and Violently racist too
(scum)
It's not even a joke either
(cringe)
You're all more toxic than a fucking scorpion
(Toxic)
Just fucking go outside
I can't stand seeing your fucking name
Just delete your fucking accounts before i fucking vomit
Your parents are disgusted with you
(Disown)
Too bad the fucking condom broke
(Snapped)
And no you can't fucking lift
(Lies!)
The e-girl doesn't like you back
(Alone)
I think were fucking done here
I'm leaving this goddamn server
I'm going to live a happy life
While your jacking off to a goddamn loli
Submitted by:anonymous
its a yt thing
Let me tell you how much i hate this server
the mods are fucking pedophiles
(yuck)
You're all homophobic and Violently racist too
(scum)
It's not even a joke either
(cringe)
You're all more toxic than a fucking scorpion
(Toxic)
Just fucking go outside
I can't stand seeing your fucking name
Just delete your fucking accounts before i fucking vomit
Your parents are disgusted with you
(Disown)
Too bad the fucking condom broke
(Snapped)
And no you can't fucking lift
(Lies!)
The e-girl doesn't like you back
(Alone)
I think were fucking done here
I'm leaving this goddamn server
I'm going to live a happy life
While your jacking off to a goddamn loli
Whenever you enter the room, it takes my breath away! When you enter the room with mac and cheese, im dead!
Submitted by:SmugslyTV
Originally used on Navious's unbanning comeback stream. 2/1/23
Whenever you enter the room, it takes my breath away! When you enter the room with mac and cheese, im dead!
If Lorimbo has million number of fans i am one of them . if Lorimbo has ten fans i am one of them. if Lorimbo have only one fan and that is me . If Lorimbo has no fans, that means i am no longer on the earth .
Submitted by:starcraft
starcraft
If Lorimbo has million number of fans i am one of them . if Lorimbo has ten fans i am one of them. if Lorimbo have only one fan and that is me . If Lorimbo has no fans, that means i am no longer on the earth .
gay
Submitted by:anonymous
gay
:----😋🔞🤑🥵☀️
Submitted by:AngelSG
NSFW
:----😋🔞🤑🥵☀️
Some of the brightest minds in all of Starcraft are here to share their knowledge on this Twitch chat. I strongly encourage any new players from trying to gain as much knowledge as possible from this great opportunity. For instance, I’ve been a backseat GM player for 20 seasons in a row, and at this point I probably know as much about the game as Serral (if not more)
Submitted by:starcraft
starcraft, Serral, zerg, terran
Some of the brightest minds in all of Starcraft are here to share their knowledge on this Twitch chat. I strongly encourage any new players from trying to gain as much knowledge as possible from this great opportunity. For instance, I’ve been a backseat GM player for 20 seasons in a row, and at this point I probably know as much about the game as Serral (if not more)
Our Maru who art in Korea, hallowed be thy micro. Thy Fusion Core come. Thy stimpack be done, on GSL as it is in Ladder. Give us this day our daily all-in; and forgive us our BM, as we forgive those who BM against us; and lead us not into cheese, but deliver us from Protoss.
Submitted by:anonymous
Starcraft
Our Maru who art in Korea, hallowed be thy micro. Thy Fusion Core come. Thy stimpack be done, on GSL as it is in Ladder. Give us this day our daily all-in; and forgive us our BM, as we forgive those who BM against us; and lead us not into cheese, but deliver us from Protoss.
Some wise-ass once said: every worthy battle needs a formidable opponent. Well, on-screen fucking isnt exactly a battle, but there is definitely a lot of hardcore back and forth power involved. This is why for every amazing female porn star out there they need a big, strong, energetic guy who really knows how to give it like hes leading the charge of the light brigade. There is nothing that Johnny Sins cant handle. If you want to see a get lifted up and held upside down for some standing 69, you need Johnny Sins. If you want to see a thick set busty MILF get lifted off her back and get fucked so hard her flesh ripples, you need Johnny Sins. This guy is all muscle, power, and massive dick, and hes got the stamina to take on multiple cunts and asses for your wanking pleasure. Johnny pounds that puss like a running back riding a steed through battle. Hes made more eyeliner run than every sad movie watched on Valentines Day by single horny girls. Hes left more girls limping than cheerleader practice on tequila. Hes six feet tall of muscle and fuck power and has got just as much length stretching out horizontally. When this guy isnt fucking, hes known to hit the gym or just kick back and play video games. So its easy to imagine Johnny is just one of the boys, except hes your pal who gets the most poon.
Submitted by:anonymous
Johnny Sins' Pornhub description.
Some wise-ass once said: every worthy battle needs a formidable opponent. Well, on-screen fucking isnt exactly a battle, but there is definitely a lot of hardcore back and forth power involved. This is why for every amazing female porn star out there they need a big, strong, energetic guy who really knows how to give it like hes leading the charge of the light brigade. There is nothing that Johnny Sins cant handle. If you want to see a get lifted up and held upside down for some standing 69, you need Johnny Sins. If you want to see a thick set busty MILF get lifted off her back and get fucked so hard her flesh ripples, you need Johnny Sins. This guy is all muscle, power, and massive dick, and hes got the stamina to take on multiple cunts and asses for your wanking pleasure. Johnny pounds that puss like a running back riding a steed through battle. Hes made more eyeliner run than every sad movie watched on Valentines Day by single horny girls. Hes left more girls limping than cheerleader practice on tequila. Hes six feet tall of muscle and fuck power and has got just as much length stretching out horizontally. When this guy isnt fucking, hes known to hit the gym or just kick back and play video games. So its easy to imagine Johnny is just one of the boys, except hes your pal who gets the most poon.
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Submitted by:anonymous
Happy Motors Chicken Commercial
You need some cash? Do you need some money? Hey! Let me tell you something! We make you happy down at Happy Motors! Pawn your car title! No credit needed! No credit check! We're gonna lend you the money you need, right now! Ten minutes! We're gonna let you have the money you need! We're gonna make you happy at Happy Motors! Pawn your car title! I GOT IT! At Happy Motors! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! Come on and see me, brother! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT!