I keep hearing these strange sounds coming from the kitchen. Holy shit. ...It´s the slenderman? And he´s cooking hot dogs on the stove? Hey you hungry home invader! ...Stop raiding or refrigerator! Yikes! He just whacked me with a warm wiener! Twice! Wait... You ain´t got no lips... How can you eat potato chips? GOD! Knock it off you skinny son of a bitch! Quit stealing our food and go buy a frickin sandwich! ...You phony bastard. Look at this place... It´s a disaster!
Submitted by:Slender man cooking hotdogs on your stove
MF DOOM´s scraped song (Not really)
I keep hearing these strange sounds coming from the kitchen. Holy shit. ...It´s the slenderman? And he´s cooking hot dogs on the stove? Hey you hungry home invader! ...Stop raiding or refrigerator! Yikes! He just whacked me with a warm wiener! Twice! Wait... You ain´t got no lips... How can you eat potato chips? GOD! Knock it off you skinny son of a bitch! Quit stealing our food and go buy a frickin sandwich! ...You phony bastard. Look at this place... It´s a disaster!
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sometimes when I am horny, I put chocolate and marshmallows on my dick while I masturbate heating them up melting them with the heat from thrusting my fast meat, and pretend I'm a smore
Submitted by:fishy
fuck a smore
sometimes when I am horny, I put chocolate and marshmallows on my dick while I masturbate heating them up melting them with the heat from thrusting my fast meat, and pretend I'm a smore
I keep hearing these strange sounds coming from the kitchen. Holy shit. ...It´s the slenderman? And he´s cooking hot dogs on the stove? Hey you hungry home invader! ...Stop raiding or refrigerator! Yikes! He just whacked me with a warm wiener! Twice! Wait... You ain´t got no lips... How can you eat potato chips? GOD! Knock it off you skinny son of a bitch! Quit stealing our food and go buy a frickin sandwich! ...You phony bastard. Look at this place... It´s a disaster!
Submitted by:Slender man cooking hotdogs on your stove
MF DOOM´s scraped song (Not really)
I keep hearing these strange sounds coming from the kitchen. Holy shit. ...It´s the slenderman? And he´s cooking hot dogs on the stove? Hey you hungry home invader! ...Stop raiding or refrigerator! Yikes! He just whacked me with a warm wiener! Twice! Wait... You ain´t got no lips... How can you eat potato chips? GOD! Knock it off you skinny son of a bitch! Quit stealing our food and go buy a frickin sandwich! ...You phony bastard. Look at this place... It´s a disaster!