Every nanosecond is one day to me. I now have 6.04×10^14 days in a week. Stack that up over a month and I'm 483 times older than the universe. Stack that up over a year and I have witnessed the birth and death of all conceivable realities. Stack that up over five years and the pattern of vibrations that we call existence dissolves under my implacable permanence.
Submitted by:Ducco
Every nanosecond is one day to me.
Every nanosecond is one day to me. I now have 6.04×10^14 days in a week. Stack that up over a month and I'm 483 times older than the universe. Stack that up over a year and I have witnessed the birth and death of all conceivable realities. Stack that up over five years and the pattern of vibrations that we call existence dissolves under my implacable permanence.
its overused. its overrated. the community is filled with idiotic individuals that have repeated the same few words over and over again for two years straight. the game is about lying and gaslighting your friends and losing trust in everyone. no one will shut up about it. there are no interesting characters or areas to make jokes off of. its a nothing game. you could replace this game with a video of boring people lying to each
other for 8 hours straight and there would be no difference. its always the same. the same sound effects. the same 2 second music cues. the same terrible maps. the same graphics. the same absolutely hideous characters that i hate looking at. its just the same things over and over again
with no variation. there is no way to make the game fun on its own. the only times the game is interesting or fun is when funny people (markiplier) are playing it. and markiplier didnt even like the game. why should i? what the heck does this game have to offer? nothing. I'd rather play with a deck of cards. heck, i dont even know how to play with a deck of cards and id still have more fun than playing this dreadfully terrible game. i'd rather play pacman for the rest of my life. theres no way to make the game better, these ugly bland characters cannot be expanded apon. i hate innersloth. even though the made one of my favorite game series ever (henry stickmin) i still despise them for what they've brought unto these sacred lands. i cry myself to sleep every night as i realise that internet humor will never be the same again because of this godawful game and its community. i want to slam my head into a brick wall. end of rant
Submitted by:anonymous
among us rant from discord
its overused. its overrated. the community is filled with idiotic individuals that have repeated the same few words over and over again for two years straight. the game is about lying and gaslighting your friends and losing trust in everyone. no one will shut up about it. there are no interesting characters or areas to make jokes off of. its a nothing game. you could replace this game with a video of boring people lying to each
other for 8 hours straight and there would be no difference. its always the same. the same sound effects. the same 2 second music cues. the same terrible maps. the same graphics. the same absolutely hideous characters that i hate looking at. its just the same things over and over again
with no variation. there is no way to make the game fun on its own. the only times the game is interesting or fun is when funny people (markiplier) are playing it. and markiplier didnt even like the game. why should i? what the heck does this game have to offer? nothing. I'd rather play with a deck of cards. heck, i dont even know how to play with a deck of cards and id still have more fun than playing this dreadfully terrible game. i'd rather play pacman for the rest of my life. theres no way to make the game better, these ugly bland characters cannot be expanded apon. i hate innersloth. even though the made one of my favorite game series ever (henry stickmin) i still despise them for what they've brought unto these sacred lands. i cry myself to sleep every night as i realise that internet humor will never be the same again because of this godawful game and its community. i want to slam my head into a brick wall. end of rant
My name is michael "k3soju" zhang. I live at 12333 W Olympic Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90064. This is my confession. If you’re watching this tape, I’m probably dedge, backstabbed by my clones Setsuko and Prestivent. They have been building an eighth empire for over a year now and using me as their rat. Shortly after my 25th birthday, they came to me with a rather, shocking proposition...
Submitted by:k3soju
When Soju loses a lobby
My name is michael "k3soju" zhang. I live at 12333 W Olympic Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90064. This is my confession. If you’re watching this tape, I’m probably dedge, backstabbed by my clones Setsuko and Prestivent. They have been building an eighth empire for over a year now and using me as their rat. Shortly after my 25th birthday, they came to me with a rather, shocking proposition...
when i heard a lion i just fucked with her and i sent her bigges fucking boobs theyre so big and i licked them and i shitted my ass then i pee pee on my pants and i still have sex with it holy shit
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when i heard a lion i just fucked with her and i sent her bigges fucking boobs theyre so big and i licked them and i shitted my ass then i pee pee on my pants and i still have sex with it holy shit
I'm getting so tired of these new fake fans
Listen, I’ve been watching Jerma since he first started uploading in 2011. I instantly became a massive fan. I’ve seen every single one of his videos at least twice, thrice in case of the TF2 ones. I have not missed ONE of his streams, and I used to live in Europe, so most of the time his streams were at 1AM for me. I’ve regularly pulled all nighters just to keep up. I’ve failed many exams because I was too busy watching his streams to study. I missed my grandma’s funeral just to see the whole Seaman stream. One time my ex was getting frisky and wanted me to stop the stream to go to bed. I was clear, Jerma stays on. When he’s not streaming, I have one of his VODs in the background at all time. And I mean all the time. I’m in the bathroom, I watch Jerma. During a lecture I watch Jerma. At work, I watch Jerma. I've seen some of the VODs multiple times. I save most of my money for bits and subs. I subsist on lentils, ketchup and tap water just have enough cash for Jerma. I own at least half of all Grotto Beasts cards ever created, I have two full albums of them and I’m collecting a third one. You cannot believe how excited I get each time he turns on the face cam. Just seeing his dreamy eyes makes me smile. I am in the process of legally changing my name to Andy. Last year I moved to Vegas to be closer to him. I rented a really loud bike just to drive across the city during the streams. By calculating the time and volume of my vrooms on VODs I was able to locate his address, and buy a house at the same street. I can literally see him leave his house to buy groceries. I sometimes look through his window while he streams. I actually have some of his real toenail clippings in my Jerma shrine.
So listen, if you call yourself a “True Geezer Andy” just because you watch 2ndJerma and a stream once in a while, you are just embarrassing yourself.
Submitted by:Vinny258. Originally u/-Airin- on reddit
I'm getting so tired of these new fake fans
Listen, I’ve been watching Jerma since he first started uploading in 2011. I instantly became a massive fan. I’ve seen every single one of his videos at least twice, thrice in case of the TF2 ones. I have not missed ONE of his streams, and I used to live in Europe, so most of the time his streams were at 1AM for me. I’ve regularly pulled all nighters just to keep up. I’ve failed many exams because I was too busy watching his streams to study. I missed my grandma’s funeral just to see the whole Seaman stream. One time my ex was getting frisky and wanted me to stop the stream to go to bed. I was clear, Jerma stays on. When he’s not streaming, I have one of his VODs in the background at all time. And I mean all the time. I’m in the bathroom, I watch Jerma. During a lecture I watch Jerma. At work, I watch Jerma. I've seen some of the VODs multiple times. I save most of my money for bits and subs. I subsist on lentils, ketchup and tap water just have enough cash for Jerma. I own at least half of all Grotto Beasts cards ever created, I have two full albums of them and I’m collecting a third one. You cannot believe how excited I get each time he turns on the face cam. Just seeing his dreamy eyes makes me smile. I am in the process of legally changing my name to Andy. Last year I moved to Vegas to be closer to him. I rented a really loud bike just to drive across the city during the streams. By calculating the time and volume of my vrooms on VODs I was able to locate his address, and buy a house at the same street. I can literally see him leave his house to buy groceries. I sometimes look through his window while he streams. I actually have some of his real toenail clippings in my Jerma shrine.
So listen, if you call yourself a “True Geezer Andy” just because you watch 2ndJerma and a stream once in a while, you are just embarrassing yourself.