I request that you cease creating posts about the Indie Mobile/PC game Among Us! The number of times I have witnessed posts of this kind have made me grow tired! My friends that use the app TikTok have sent me memes regarding among us, as is the case with my friends on discord. Now, I had joined a server on the app discord, understood? And to my dismay, all channels in said server were related to the Indie Mobile/PC game Among us! I displayed my underwear of the brand "Champion" to my female, short-term partner, and after I rotated the logo (shaped like a T) 180 degrees, and I proceeded to state "When the undergarments arouse suspicions of their genuineness!" *Chuckles* I then proceeded to sing the tune of the Among Us theme trap remix (Among Drip original theme). I gazed at a waste bin and stated "That bin is rather suspicious!". I proceeded to look at my male genitalia and it made me think of an Astronaut's headgear, and I state "Penis? No, no, this is more like Peen-Sus." In reference to the hit Indie Mobile/PC game Among us!
Submitted by:anonymous
I request that you cease creating posts about the Indie Mobile/PC game Among Us! The number of times I have witnessed posts of this kind have made me grow tired! My friends that use the app TikTok have sent me memes regarding among us, as is the case with my friends on discord. Now, I had joined a server on the app discord, understood? And to my dismay, all channels in said server were related to the Indie Mobile/PC game Among us! I displayed my underwear of the brand "Champion" to my female, short-term partner, and after I rotated the logo (shaped like a T) 180 degrees, and I proceeded to state "When the undergarments arouse suspicions of their genuineness!" *Chuckles* I then proceeded to sing the tune of the Among Us theme trap remix (Among Drip original theme). I gazed at a waste bin and stated "That bin is rather suspicious!". I proceeded to look at my male genitalia and it made me think of an Astronaut's headgear, and I state "Penis? No, no, this is more like Peen-Sus." In reference to the hit Indie Mobile/PC game Among us!
No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that i am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, employed by a business to perform as a clown, have a profession. So, not only are you implying that I am smart, you are also implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments, your usage for childish and overused internet humor, the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy watching yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day.
Submitted by:anonymous
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No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that i am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, employed by a business to perform as a clown, have a profession. So, not only are you implying that I am smart, you are also implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments, your usage for childish and overused internet humor, the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy watching yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day.
yo what is up you guys right now we’re at mcdonalds, and it is currently 3 in the morning and we just found out when you come to mcdonalds at 3 in the morning, you can order the among us happy meal you guys, that’s right, you heard, me, the among us happy meal, and there’s a toy inside of among us- you can either be a crewmate, or it can be an impostor and if you guys do not know what among us is, you must be living under a rock you guys, this game is insane, ok? so you can play with a bunch of friends ok? like 8, i- i- i think it’s up to 10 people you can play with, and there’s impostors, and there’s crewmates, and pretty much the impostor is trying to sabotage the whole game and trying to win. it’s insane you guys, once again, this- this video is not sponsored at all, but this game is insane. so we got so excited guys we love the game and we found that the mcdonalds is offering an among us happy meal, AND there’s a toy inside, but supposedly, when you get this happy meal you guys, something scary and weird with the impostor. now i don’t really believe it, but these videos i’ve been seeing on youtube have been insane, so that’s why we’re here right now, we’re gonna go through the drive through, and we’re gonna order the among us happy meal. But i need EVERYONE to like this video if you’re excited, ok? like this video with your knuckles right now, just smash, hit the like button, SUPER HARD you guys, on the count of 3 seconds i wanna see what you guys can do cuz i can’t do it, and if cole can’t do it, no one could like this video with their knuckles so let’s see if you guys can do it in 3 seconds. 3, 2, 1. OH HO!
Submitted by:anonymous
yo what is up you guys right now we’re at mcdonalds, and it is currently 3 in the morning and we just found out when you come to mcdonalds at 3 in the morning, you can order the among us happy meal you guys, that’s right, you heard, me, the among us happy meal, and there’s a toy inside of among us- you can either be a crewmate, or it can be an impostor and if you guys do not know what among us is, you must be living under a rock you guys, this game is insane, ok? so you can play with a bunch of friends ok? like 8, i- i- i think it’s up to 10 people you can play with, and there’s impostors, and there’s crewmates, and pretty much the impostor is trying to sabotage the whole game and trying to win. it’s insane you guys, once again, this- this video is not sponsored at all, but this game is insane. so we got so excited guys we love the game and we found that the mcdonalds is offering an among us happy meal, AND there’s a toy inside, but supposedly, when you get this happy meal you guys, something scary and weird with the impostor. now i don’t really believe it, but these videos i’ve been seeing on youtube have been insane, so that’s why we’re here right now, we’re gonna go through the drive through, and we’re gonna order the among us happy meal. But i need EVERYONE to like this video if you’re excited, ok? like this video with your knuckles right now, just smash, hit the like button, SUPER HARD you guys, on the count of 3 seconds i wanna see what you guys can do cuz i can’t do it, and if cole can’t do it, no one could like this video with their knuckles so let’s see if you guys can do it in 3 seconds. 3, 2, 1. OH HO!
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Submitted by:anonymous
Did someone say sus 😱😱😱
Did someone say sus 😱😱😱 HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RED IS SO SUSSSSS 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 OH YOUR CREWMATE? NAME EVERY TASK 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I think it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/amongusmemes r/unexpectedamongus r/expectedamongus perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance
Arteezy if you're here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I'll say things like "'we lost boys" and pretend to bottle crow, and for a brief moment I feel you inside me...
Submitted by:kushikime
Arteezy rtz dota
Arteezy if you're here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I'll say things like "'we lost boys" and pretend to bottle crow, and for a brief moment I feel you inside me...
THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
WORLD WAR III
ERECTION
Submitted by:anonymous
THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
WORLD WAR III
ERECTION
Number 20: frawg ina frosen vegtabul bagg
Number 19: mouwssh in 🅱aked 🅱eans
Number 18: lack widoh spidah
Number 17: rrazuh
Number 16: chuman twoof
Number 15: snaek heyd
Number 14: humin skeen
Number 13: bizza huht bannd-aYYD!
Number 12: KHOOCKroch
Number 11: blud INSIDE 🅱-L-T?!?!?!?
Number 10: glASS inbabefohd
Number 9: chekin hehd
Number 8: sephin finga
Number 7: ded fragh insid hepsi cAn
Number 6: sir rated nife
Number 5: syrinch Needl Sanmwich!
Number 4: bhUllets in hotdawg
Number 3: Iscreen sirprize
Number 2: Clam Chowdr Commdom
Number 1: Tapm on in sthaek!!!
Submitted by:anonymous
Number 20: frawg ina frosen vegtabul bagg
Number 19: mouwssh in 🅱aked 🅱eans
Number 18: lack widoh spidah
Number 17: rrazuh
Number 16: chuman twoof
Number 15: snaek heyd
Number 14: humin skeen
Number 13: bizza huht bannd-aYYD!
Number 12: KHOOCKroch
Number 11: blud INSIDE 🅱-L-T?!?!?!?
Number 10: glASS inbabefohd
Number 9: chekin hehd
Number 8: sephin finga
Number 7: ded fragh insid hepsi cAn
Number 6: sir rated nife
Number 5: syrinch Needl Sanmwich!
Number 4: bhUllets in hotdawg
Number 3: Iscreen sirprize
Number 2: Clam Chowdr Commdom
Number 1: Tapm on in sthaek!!!
Drek: Hello, citizens of Novalis My race the Blarg have a small problem. Our planet has become so polluted, overpopulated, and poisonous that we are no longer able to dwell here. But I, Chairman Drek, have a solution. We are constructing a pristine new world using the choicest planetary components available. So what does this mean to you, you might ask? Using highly-sophisticated technology, which you couldn't possibly understand, we will be extracting a large portion of your planet and adding it to our new one. Unfortunately, this change in mass will cause your planet to spin out of control and drift into the sun which will explode into a flaming ball of gas, but, of course, sacrifices must be made. Thank you for your cooperation.
Cameraman: Cut!
Drek: And if you don't like it, you can take your whiny, sniveling, snot-nosed populations, form a line behind me, and kiss my- We're still on? Well, turn it off, you idiot!
Submitted by:grumblepop
chairman drek speech from ratchet and clank
Drek: Hello, citizens of Novalis My race the Blarg have a small problem. Our planet has become so polluted, overpopulated, and poisonous that we are no longer able to dwell here. But I, Chairman Drek, have a solution. We are constructing a pristine new world using the choicest planetary components available. So what does this mean to you, you might ask? Using highly-sophisticated technology, which you couldn't possibly understand, we will be extracting a large portion of your planet and adding it to our new one. Unfortunately, this change in mass will cause your planet to spin out of control and drift into the sun which will explode into a flaming ball of gas, but, of course, sacrifices must be made. Thank you for your cooperation.
Cameraman: Cut!
Drek: And if you don't like it, you can take your whiny, sniveling, snot-nosed populations, form a line behind me, and kiss my- We're still on? Well, turn it off, you idiot!
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Near the Persian Gulf is where they found
Ancient ruins underground
Archaeologists did lots of excavation down
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
King Sargon got real old
Told his sons to take the throne
But the huge Akkadian empire would fall out of his control
Then came Hammurabi who would take full command
Hammurabi was the king of the Babylonians
(Man) Babylonia
Was the land where they told you
You obey Hammurabi's code
Praise Hammurabi's code
Break Hammurabi's code
And you'll be saying "oh no"
Akkadians long ago
Conquered Sumer, took control
Sargon led his armies, in their chariots they rolled
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Near the Persian Gulf is where they found
Ancient ruins underground
Archaeologists did lots of excavation down
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Babylonians built roads
They traded grain for gold
They kept themselves united under Hammurabi's code
Hammurabi's code
Hammurabi's code
Hammurabi's code
Hammurabi's code
Which was a bunch of laws
They believed it had no flaws
They obeyed it just because
They thought Hammurabi was
Chosen by the gods (whoa)
Chosen by the gods (whoa)
Akkadians long ago
Conquered Sumer, took control
Sargon led his armies, in their chariots they rolled
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Near the Persian Gulf is where they found
Ancient ruins underground
Archaeologists did lots of excavation down
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Mesopotamia!
Submitted by:anonymous
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Near the Persian Gulf is where they found
Ancient ruins underground
Archaeologists did lots of excavation down
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
King Sargon got real old
Told his sons to take the throne
But the huge Akkadian empire would fall out of his control
Then came Hammurabi who would take full command
Hammurabi was the king of the Babylonians
(Man) Babylonia
Was the land where they told you
You obey Hammurabi's code
Praise Hammurabi's code
Break Hammurabi's code
And you'll be saying "oh no"
Akkadians long ago
Conquered Sumer, took control
Sargon led his armies, in their chariots they rolled
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Near the Persian Gulf is where they found
Ancient ruins underground
Archaeologists did lots of excavation down
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Babylonians built roads
They traded grain for gold
They kept themselves united under Hammurabi's code
Hammurabi's code
Hammurabi's code
Hammurabi's code
Hammurabi's code
Which was a bunch of laws
They believed it had no flaws
They obeyed it just because
They thought Hammurabi was
Chosen by the gods (whoa)
Chosen by the gods (whoa)
Akkadians long ago
Conquered Sumer, took control
Sargon led his armies, in their chariots they rolled
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Near the Persian Gulf is where they found
Ancient ruins underground
Archaeologists did lots of excavation down
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Mesopotamia!
Euphrates River
Hey, I got a new lesson for you about ancient Mesopotamia
The Euphrates River and the Tigris River formed the cradle of civilization
Akkadians long ago
Conquered Sumer, took control
Sargon led his armies, in their chariots they rolled
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Persian Gulf is where they found
Ancient ruins underground
Archaeologists did lots of excavation down
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Both the Euphrates River
And the Tigris River used to flood
Bringing lots of fertile mud
But the problem was that water washed away their crops
Dams and levies made it stop
When it was dry they'd irrigate
Fighting over water led to war between the city states
Cuneiform is ancient writing
That tells us Sumer's city-states were always fighting
They were the first civilization in Mesopotamia
Then came the Akkadians who started empire mania
Akkadians long ago
Conquered Sumer, took control
Sargon led his armies, in their chariots they rolled
Submitted by:anonymous
Euphrates River
Hey, I got a new lesson for you about ancient Mesopotamia
The Euphrates River and the Tigris River formed the cradle of civilization
Akkadians long ago
Conquered Sumer, took control
Sargon led his armies, in their chariots they rolled
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Persian Gulf is where they found
Ancient ruins underground
Archaeologists did lots of excavation down
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Both the Euphrates River
And the Tigris River used to flood
Bringing lots of fertile mud
But the problem was that water washed away their crops
Dams and levies made it stop
When it was dry they'd irrigate
Fighting over water led to war between the city states
Cuneiform is ancient writing
That tells us Sumer's city-states were always fighting
They were the first civilization in Mesopotamia
Then came the Akkadians who started empire mania
Akkadians long ago
Conquered Sumer, took control
Sargon led his armies, in their chariots they rolled
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Submitted by:anonymous
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"But when making the game I rediscovered my love for making poison swamps. I know how people feel about them, but you know, suddenly I realise I'm in the middle of making one and I just can't help myself. It just happens."
Submitted by:anonymous
"But when making the game I rediscovered my love for making poison swamps. I know how people feel about them, but you know, suddenly I realise I'm in the middle of making one and I just can't help myself. It just happens."