Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
Submitted by:anonymous
Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
Junkrat is a real blast to play in Overwatch. He's an explosives expert who likes to blow things up, and his kit reflects that. With his trusty grenade launcher and steel trap, he's always ready to take the fight to the enemy team. His ultimate, the RIP-tire, is a real game-changer and can often turn the tide of a match. While he may not be the easiest hero to play, he's definitely one of the most fun. If you're looking for a hero who can bring chaos and destruction to the battlefield, Junkrat is your guy.
Submitted by:crelly12
junkrat guy
Junkrat is a real blast to play in Overwatch. He's an explosives expert who likes to blow things up, and his kit reflects that. With his trusty grenade launcher and steel trap, he's always ready to take the fight to the enemy team. His ultimate, the RIP-tire, is a real game-changer and can often turn the tide of a match. While he may not be the easiest hero to play, he's definitely one of the most fun. If you're looking for a hero who can bring chaos and destruction to the battlefield, Junkrat is your guy.
Oh, this fucking guy. I bet he thought this was really funny while he was doing it, he didnt even know how much it would turn me on, the only thing that could make it better for me is if he had a big, bulging baby bump while chowing down on that fucking sandwich. Fuck
God. I wish I were that fucking sandwich. I wish my cock was in that sandwich. Boom. Fucking see that? Must be the cravings. Yeah, that’s right. I would’ve bred Jerma hard and good.
See, it would go down like this: month 1, he doesn’t notice that much; he’s sick a lot. Whatever. His features round out, he’s sick, he wants to grow his hair out. Boom. Months 2 and 3, got a more feminine frame rocking for him. He’s getting more girly, you know how it would be. Tits starting pop out but not quite there.
Month 4, I like to think he’d be getting into it, shit like this, acting all faggy. Really motherly, you know? Like a little bitch housewife. Boom, month 5, you can finally see those tits, finally see the baby inside him, yeah.
Month 6, tits enlarging, fuck yeps, hips widening, yeah, wanna fucking put so many kids in this guy. You might think it’s weird but this is it, yeah… no. Month 7, giant tits and baby bump, boom, that’s what I meant. He can’t hide it anymore. No escape. And yeah, month 8? That’s when this goes down.
He’s wearing normal clothes. I think it’s funny, then his huge tits rip the shirt open and just start leaking milk everywhere. Yeah, you see him fucking leaking mother’s milk all over his huge fucking stomach. It’s triplets at least. That’s where this picks up, I think. Then he has to resort to being a maternity figure. Yeah, you know it.
Submitted by:anonymous
Oh, this fucking guy. I bet he thought this was really funny while he was doing it, he didnt even know how much it would turn me on, the only thing that could make it better for me is if he had a big, bulging baby bump while chowing down on that fucking sandwich. Fuck
God. I wish I were that fucking sandwich. I wish my cock was in that sandwich. Boom. Fucking see that? Must be the cravings. Yeah, that’s right. I would’ve bred Jerma hard and good.
See, it would go down like this: month 1, he doesn’t notice that much; he’s sick a lot. Whatever. His features round out, he’s sick, he wants to grow his hair out. Boom. Months 2 and 3, got a more feminine frame rocking for him. He’s getting more girly, you know how it would be. Tits starting pop out but not quite there.
Month 4, I like to think he’d be getting into it, shit like this, acting all faggy. Really motherly, you know? Like a little bitch housewife. Boom, month 5, you can finally see those tits, finally see the baby inside him, yeah.
Month 6, tits enlarging, fuck yeps, hips widening, yeah, wanna fucking put so many kids in this guy. You might think it’s weird but this is it, yeah… no. Month 7, giant tits and baby bump, boom, that’s what I meant. He can’t hide it anymore. No escape. And yeah, month 8? That’s when this goes down.
He’s wearing normal clothes. I think it’s funny, then his huge tits rip the shirt open and just start leaking milk everywhere. Yeah, you see him fucking leaking mother’s milk all over his huge fucking stomach. It’s triplets at least. That’s where this picks up, I think. Then he has to resort to being a maternity figure. Yeah, you know it.
This is so fucking disgusting. I want 50 sequels and 20 spin-off as well as an animated version that starts great and then falls off
Submitted by:anonymous
This is so fucking disgusting. I want 50 sequels and 20 spin-off as well as an animated version that starts great and then falls off
SCP-3171-213: Have you committed incest recently?
Mr. Jackson: Maybe.
SCP-3171-213: Tell me.
Mr. Jackson: Two sacks.
SCP-3171-213: Yes. Tell me.
Mr. Jackson: Changed my mind. Four sacks.
SCP-3171-213: No.
SCP-3171-213: Unconscious animal.
There is a pause of approximately 30 seconds.
SCP-3171-213: All right. Four. Tell me.
Mr. Jackson: I had dinner with my sister last week.
SCP-3171-213: Oooh!
Mr. Jackson: We shared a milkshake, taking turns sipping from the same straw.
SCP-3171-213: You mud-stained whore.
SCP-3171-213: I bet you always exchange fluids at first rainfall.
Mr. Jackson: Indeed, that is me. Whenever it rains, I make my way around the neighborhood, fluid exchange foremost on my mind.
Mr. Jackson: In any case, the milkshake was delicious. Both I and my sister greatly enjoyed sharing it.
SCP-3171-213: Aaahh!
Video imagery of SCP-3171-213 shows it releasing spores coincident with the final utterance. Four sacks of fluid were collected by Mr. Jackson the following day.
Submitted by:anonymous
SCP-3171-213: Have you committed incest recently?
Mr. Jackson: Maybe.
SCP-3171-213: Tell me.
Mr. Jackson: Two sacks.
SCP-3171-213: Yes. Tell me.
Mr. Jackson: Changed my mind. Four sacks.
SCP-3171-213: No.
SCP-3171-213: Unconscious animal.
There is a pause of approximately 30 seconds.
SCP-3171-213: All right. Four. Tell me.
Mr. Jackson: I had dinner with my sister last week.
SCP-3171-213: Oooh!
Mr. Jackson: We shared a milkshake, taking turns sipping from the same straw.
SCP-3171-213: You mud-stained whore.
SCP-3171-213: I bet you always exchange fluids at first rainfall.
Mr. Jackson: Indeed, that is me. Whenever it rains, I make my way around the neighborhood, fluid exchange foremost on my mind.
Mr. Jackson: In any case, the milkshake was delicious. Both I and my sister greatly enjoyed sharing it.
SCP-3171-213: Aaahh!
Video imagery of SCP-3171-213 shows it releasing spores coincident with the final utterance. Four sacks of fluid were collected by Mr. Jackson the following day.
SCP-3171-234: Moon Sun Moon.
Moon Sun Moon.
Moon Moon Darkness.
There is a pause lasting approximately three seconds, followed by applause4.
SCP-3171-446: Sun Sun Moon.
Moon Sun Sun.
Moon Darkness Moon.
Another pause lasting approximately three seconds, followed by lighter applause.
Dr. Green: Sun Moon Moon.
Sun Moon Moon.
Darkness Darkness Moon.
There is a pause lasting approximately fifteen seconds.
SCP-3171-053: That is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
Submitted by:anonymous
SCP-3171-234: Moon Sun Moon.
Moon Sun Moon.
Moon Moon Darkness.
There is a pause lasting approximately three seconds, followed by applause4.
SCP-3171-446: Sun Sun Moon.
Moon Sun Sun.
Moon Darkness Moon.
Another pause lasting approximately three seconds, followed by lighter applause.
Dr. Green: Sun Moon Moon.
Sun Moon Moon.
Darkness Darkness Moon.
There is a pause lasting approximately fifteen seconds.
SCP-3171-053: That is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
I was a leashed child, only after I started sprinting up to strange old women to hug them and also to touch their neck wrinkles (i would call them wobbles and play with them on my grandparents, it was like my favourite thing) Small town so soon all the old people knew the feral child trying to touch their neck wrinkles.
Submitted by:anonymous
I was a leashed child, only after I started sprinting up to strange old women to hug them and also to touch their neck wrinkles (i would call them wobbles and play with them on my grandparents, it was like my favourite thing) Small town so soon all the old people knew the feral child trying to touch their neck wrinkles.
YO SHIT FOR BRAINS, WHAT GODDAMN COLOR IS THIS? HUH? YOU FUCKING BLIND MOTHERFUCKER, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? COMING HERE AND SHITTING IN MY MAILBOX, PLAYING MY GODDAMN VIDEO GAMES, YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT COLORS, YOU DUMB FORESKIN
Submitted by:MaxBoi
joel color fun
YO SHIT FOR BRAINS, WHAT GODDAMN COLOR IS THIS? HUH? YOU FUCKING BLIND MOTHERFUCKER, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? COMING HERE AND SHITTING IN MY MAILBOX, PLAYING MY GODDAMN VIDEO GAMES, YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT COLORS, YOU DUMB FORESKIN
It takes a Big Dog to way 100 LBS
Submitted by:ajcdude
I love you
It takes a Big Dog to way 100 LBS
Let's see what kind of shot you are pilgrim, take a crack at this bottle!
Haha, You missed that one, try another!
Submitted by:anonymous
Let's see what kind of shot you are pilgrim, take a crack at this bottle!
Haha, You missed that one, try another!
Death? Death? You're gonna kill me? You're gonna fucking kill me? Why? WHY? Because I fucked you? You fucked me! You fucked ME! You came to MY house! You came to ME! I got you a car, I brought you your clothes, you took a fuckin' BUBBLE BATH! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You sucked my cock, you both fucking sucked my cock! It was FREE PIZZA! Free fuckin' pizza! It just shows up at my fuckin' door! What am I supposed to do? "We're flight attendants. Come on, fuck us! No one will know. Come on, fuck us!" Oh, twosomes, threesomes. It doesn't matter! Starfish! Husbands! You don't give a fuck, you'll just fuck anything, you'll just fuck anything! Well, you lied to me, I tried to help you! I let you in, I was a good guy, I'm a good father! And you just fucking fucked me! What? Now, you're gonna kill me? You're gonna kill me? Why? Why? 'Cause you fucked me? What the fuck-FUCK-FUCK, this is fucking insane!
Submitted by:anonymous
Death? Death? You're gonna kill me? You're gonna fucking kill me? Why? WHY? Because I fucked you? You fucked me! You fucked ME! You came to MY house! You came to ME! I got you a car, I brought you your clothes, you took a fuckin' BUBBLE BATH! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You sucked my cock, you both fucking sucked my cock! It was FREE PIZZA! Free fuckin' pizza! It just shows up at my fuckin' door! What am I supposed to do? "We're flight attendants. Come on, fuck us! No one will know. Come on, fuck us!" Oh, twosomes, threesomes. It doesn't matter! Starfish! Husbands! You don't give a fuck, you'll just fuck anything, you'll just fuck anything! Well, you lied to me, I tried to help you! I let you in, I was a good guy, I'm a good father! And you just fucking fucked me! What? Now, you're gonna kill me? You're gonna kill me? Why? Why? 'Cause you fucked me? What the fuck-FUCK-FUCK, this is fucking insane!
OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MIQUELLA'S ARSE
TRIDENT
HORNS
BLOOD
FIRE
TARNISHED
LOVE
DYNASTY
ALBINAURIC
Submitted by:anonymous
OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MIQUELLA'S ARSE
TRIDENT
HORNS
BLOOD
FIRE
TARNISHED
LOVE
DYNASTY
ALBINAURIC