A: He's going round behind, you know the guy with a gun and a hat. B: Everyone has guns. A: Genji doesn't. Anyway this one has a hat too. Like Crocodile Dundee, and that no aim skill bs. B: Which no aim skill everyone has no aimskill bs? A: Ah true, eh, It's not hanzo no skill, but the other one, and he has the aim bot ult, the other aimbot ult, not the old guy.
A: myCatnip B: forgot
Emphasis is everything: I promise, I didn't burn down that orphanage I PROMISE, I didn't burn down that orphanage I promise, I DIDN'T burn down that orphanage I promise, I didn't burn down THAT orphanage I promise, I didn't burn down that ORPHANAGE
IkerLol
mrkrinComfy i love otters mrkrinComfy
anon
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shesflyinhigh420
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anonymous
Elden Ring is everything gaming shouldn't be. The hilarious thing is all the stuff that its diehard fans praise is the stuff that doesn't work. When there are no markers or quest logs players then turn to the internet. And then they use the custom markers and fill the compass with stuff! So much for "no clutter" that ER fans praise. Mini map encourages players to explore and can always be disabled. And Souls combat is so boring and overdone. It's great to make players feel good about themselves but the reality is it's cheap difficulty. The only game that works is Jedi Fallen Order because you have unlimited stamina. But Elden Ring has contradictory mechanics unless you're a mage or an Incantation user. You can't parry and most bosses are hard to dodge since you don't get many i-frames. Hogwarts has much better combat. It's simpler like WB's Arkham games or Mordor games. It's rhythm focused. You have a counter button and one attack button with spells in-between casts. Most players simply prefer smoother combat and not a choppy combat with no flow to it.
Malenia Pegging
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Мужики не стреляйте я верблюд
anonymous
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEY’RE TWINS MEANING THEY SPLIT FROM THE SAME CELL SO ITS JUST THEM COMING BACK TOGETHER AND IN THIS ESSAY I WILL-
anonymous
Why don't characters I don't like die?! Characters I do like should live! The story should be simpler where all antagonists immediately die! I don't like characters that are not obviously good or evil!!
anonymous
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"
vaas
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"
anonymous
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"
anonymous
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anonymous
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⢁⣀⣀⠀⠉⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡇⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⣶⣾⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠉⢙⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⣤⣀⡀⢀⣼⡿⢂⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⢲⣭⡀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⣉⣉⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣽⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⣱⡿⠿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠙⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠿⣿⠿⠋⠀⣰⣿⣿⣦⣀⣠⣤⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⣀⠀⠐⡿⠿⡿⠀⠻⠿⡿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣷⣾⣿⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⡄⣁⠀⠉⠀⠉⠁⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣷⣷⣶⣦⣴⣦⣶⣶⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ 󠀀
anonymous
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠋⠉⠙⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⣶⣶⣦⣬⢹⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⣰⣧⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢙⡋⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠰⠼⢯⣿⣿⣦⣄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢡⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠸⠤⠕⠛⠙⠷⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⢡⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣄⠄⢀⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣛⣡⣄⣀⠄⠠⢴⣿⣿⡿⣄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣩⡽⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣿⣿⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⢫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⢿⠃⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣸⠟⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⢰⡄⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠹⡎⣿⣿⣿ ⣭⣍⠛⠿⠄⢰⠋⡉⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢁⠙⡆⢡⣿⣿⣿ ⠻⣿⡆⠄⣤⠈⢣⣈⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣄⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⣈⣴⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡀⠈⢿⠄⣿⡇⠄⠙⠿⣿⡿⠿⢋⣥⣾⣿⣷⣌⠻⢿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⠿⢋
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⢳⣿⣿⡏⢚⠿⠓⡨⠒⠒⠒⠲⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄ ⣾⣿⣿⢣⢿⡕⠫⠊⢀⢌⠹⡐⡟⢣⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⠄⠄ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣠⠏⡔⠁⠄⠐⠢⠣⢡⣙⠄⡇⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣻⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⡇⢩⠘⣴⣿⣥⣤⢦⢁⠄⠉⡄⡇⠛⠛⠛⢛⣭⣾⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⡇⠹⢇⡹⣿⣿⣛⣓⣿⡿⠞⠑⣱⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣸⡄⣿⣪⡻⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄⣀⣀⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣓⡽⡆⡄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⢨⡻⡇⣿⢿⣿⣿⣭⡶⣿⣿⣿⣜⢿⡇⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠸⣷⡅⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣙⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣚⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢉⣾⡟⠙⠶⠖⠈⢻⣿⣷⣅⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡆⠄⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⢠⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠈⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣫⣾⣿⣷⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢮⣭⣍⡭⣭⡵⣾⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣌⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣀⣴⣾⣶⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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0"XOR(if(now()=sysdate(),sleep(15),0))XOR"Z
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0'XOR(if(now()=sysdate(),sleep(15),0))XOR'Z
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if(now()=sysdate(),sleep(15),0)
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-1 OR 3+51-51-1=0+0+0+1
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-1 OR 2+51-51-1=0+0+0+1
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1*
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