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I download today's Instagram. Realy, I didn't joke and with my long experiment of... 5 hours (wow) in Instagram, I can say that it is the worst thing about Instagram. I can't just post my photo and delete it. I'm tired of this stupid app, I'm tired of this stupid design, and I'm tired of the fact that every time I want to do something in Instagram, it shows me a video ad (or several)! I mean, what's the point? It's not even like you're making money from those ads! You're just showing them for no reason at all! And then when you finally find out how to get rid of them, they show up again! This is so frustrating. Why should we have an app that makes us feel like we're being spied on? And how can anyone enjoy using an app where they have to constantly worry about getting caught by their friends or family? It's not fun at all. It seems like every day there are new apps being released with similar features as Instagram but without these issues... So why does Instagram still exist?! This question has been bugging me for years now and I don't know what else to do except complain about it on Reddit..

Oh its cool, a blue burd, Twitter is so coooolll. The worst thing about twitter is that it's not a video game. Imagine if there was a Twitter RPG, you could fight for likes and followers. You could level up your account, maybe with different jobs like being a journalist or an author. You could get followers by doing quests for them like retweeting something or posting something they want to see. It would be amazing, but instead we have this shitty website where people just post pictures of their meals and take pictures of themselves in the mirror at the gym

Ok, when you click on a video, there’s an ad. Then, when the ad is over, another one starts. And then another one. And another one. I’ve had to sit through 4 ads in a row before just to watch 5 minutes of content that I already paid for by watching the first ad.'''

Okay so I've been on Twitch for a few months now, and I'm pretty sure the worst thing about it is the people who take it WAY too seriously. Like, "I don't know if you guys realize this, but this is a video game." And then they get mad at you for having fun. And then they're like "this isn't even my final form" and they come back with an alt account to try and make fun of you again. Like dude just block me already.

The worst thing about censorship is ███████

Aye! 👋🏼 I'mma need y'all ta fix yo spelling 😒😒... It's "your" not "you're". 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Ya feel me doe? 🐰🐰 Now go get yo shit together and quit playin' games wit me! 😠😡👊🏾👊🏾

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"Kihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi. *giggle*giggle*giggle*giggle"giggle*, '* cackle*cackle* cackle*, *cackle* cackle*, ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

It seems that you went on a thirty minute racist tyrade. Would you like to change that?

Hello chat, it is me, the one you speak of. I must admitting, coming clean about not being able to wear that hat is hard. But the truth is, I can't wear it. I've tried and I think it must be like thor's hammer or something, because it just won't go on. Please forgive me chat, as I would love to join your hat-related escapades, but alas the universe has other pplans.

Imagine a world where the only thing that exists is a giant stick of butter. It's so soft, so smooth, and it just glides right over your skin. You are overwhelmed by the delicious scent of butter and you can't help but to touch it with your hands. You feel the smooth texture of the butter against your skin and you slowly start to rub your face against this beautiful stick of butter. You begin to lick it and taste its salty yet sweet flavor on your lips. You press yourself up against this giant stick of butter because you want nothing more than for it to be inside you as soon as possible. Your wish has come true! As soon as you press yourself up against this hunk of dairy, a large hole opens up in front of you and sucks all three of you through into a dark place filled with nothing but more sticks upon sticks upon sticks...of BUTTER

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Ok, do this test and send it to 10 people (including me) and the one who has the highest score will have their wish come true. 1. If you have any pet (dog, cat, etc.) so you cann add one point. 2. Why do you think they call it a building when its already built? 3. Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? 4. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 5. If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? 6. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 7. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? 8. Can you cry under water ? 9.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered ? 10 . Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but its only a "penny for your thoughts"?

Once Upon a fucking time, Donald TRUMP, a "great" (not real) president got into a fight with the "great" (not real) Obama. Trump was winning, until Obama pulled out a gun and shot him in the head. Obama called his friend Hillary Clinton and told her all about it. Hillary said to send her the body, so she could hide it where no one would find it. So that's what he did. The next day, Trump's wife called Hillary and asked if she'd seen Donald anywhere because he didn't come home last night? Hillary said to fuck off! She hadn't seen him! He then hung up on her... The next day, Bill Clinton called Hillary asking for some of that good shit because he was feeling horny as hell! She hung up on him too... The next day, Al Gore called Hillary asking why she hung up on Bill yesterday? She replied: "Because I was in bed." Al Gore then said: "Well I guess you're gonna get more bedtime fun tonight!" The next day, Chelsea Clinton walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre... So they gave her one 😂😂😂 If you don't send this to 10 other people who love sex jokes like you do right now.... You'll be known as the biggest prude in your town....

HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THAT! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻)

TOP 5 1. The greatest song of all time 2. The second best song of all time 3. The third best song of all time 4. The fourth best song of all time 5. The fifth best song ever (just a joke, not really that good)

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"We're all equal," said the white man to the Native American as he took his land. "We're all equal," said the man to the slave as he whipped him for not picking enough cotton. "We're all equal," said the woman to her husband as she made him dinner after working all day while she stayed home with their children. "We're all equal," said the white man to his wife as he beat her for talking back to him in public. "We're all equal," said Hitler to his Jewish prisoners as they were being gassed in concentration camps across Germany during World War II. "We're all equal," said the president of China as he executed thousands of protesters in Tiananmen Square on June 4th 1989. "We're all equal," said the white man to the black man as he lynched him for voting.

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8=✊=D HYPERPOGGER ᗡ=✊=8

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