Hi it's me, Goku. I've talked to some of you about what happened recently and i decided to join here again, i don't expect from you to be very nice to me but please, i'm a human too and deserve respect too. I'm very sorry about this situation and i promise it will never happen again, i have already apologized to people who i have hurt due to my behaviour and i hope i will get welcomed here too. Please don't harrass me and remember the situation have been explained already. Again, i'm very sorry about all of this.
Submitted by:anonymous
Me and my discord friends have this inside joke of a user joining then leaving our server with this message, but we replaced their name with Goku and it's fucking hilarious
Hi it's me, Goku. I've talked to some of you about what happened recently and i decided to join here again, i don't expect from you to be very nice to me but please, i'm a human too and deserve respect too. I'm very sorry about this situation and i promise it will never happen again, i have already apologized to people who i have hurt due to my behaviour and i hope i will get welcomed here too. Please don't harrass me and remember the situation have been explained already. Again, i'm very sorry about all of this.
Telling someone who won the argument to grow up. You are a reddit mod on a power trip like most
stupid Americans. Step outside your country and you will get slapped. My Afghan friends tell me that. Your country is full of clowns. Ironically you are the one who needs to grow up and realise that you are just the mod of a rubbish reddit who blocks any opinion different to his. Sound familiar. Begins with an F ends in ism. Now stop being self righteous hypocrite and move on. We both don't want to discuss anything. I don't have the time for it
Submitted by:anonymous
Least insane AoT redditor
Telling someone who won the argument to grow up. You are a reddit mod on a power trip like most
stupid Americans. Step outside your country and you will get slapped. My Afghan friends tell me that. Your country is full of clowns. Ironically you are the one who needs to grow up and realise that you are just the mod of a rubbish reddit who blocks any opinion different to his. Sound familiar. Begins with an F ends in ism. Now stop being self righteous hypocrite and move on. We both don't want to discuss anything. I don't have the time for it
Okay we get it. You have 1k channel points. Good for you! You have wasted your life watching some guy play video games all day. Meanwhile, I was out grinding. I already cured cancer and solved world hunger. What do you have to show for your time? Nothing.
Submitted by:anonymous
Okay we get it. You have 1k channel points. Good for you! You have wasted your life watching some guy play video games all day. Meanwhile, I was out grinding. I already cured cancer and solved world hunger. What do you have to show for your time? Nothing.
Hello everyone. I’m Scott, President of Dominos Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Dominos App Featuring Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku exists in a software called volaloid. Vocaloid enables you to produce songs. A character named Hatsune Miku sings the songs you create. A great feature is you can create songs as you like. I knew our talented Dominos Pizza crew could work together and create great vocaloid songs. Bokorpe, Eshi, Chokyoshi, Futusekeshi, everyone! Amazing vocaloid songs have been created with the fantastic imagination of the crews from all over Japan. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative app was produced. Based on Miku’s image, the Dominos app changes its appearance. A lot of music and illustrations produced by Dominos crew are here. From the menu to the order, it looks very cute: just like Miku. Once your pizza’s delivered, have some fun with Miku! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Miku: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the pizza stage live and point the camera towards the pizza box, and the pizza box will turn into a live dancing venue. A live performance of Love for Night produced by Dominos crew! Here we go! Miku sings Let’s enjoy the rest of the performance, with the app!
Submitted by:anonymous
Hello everyone. I’m Scott, President of Dominos Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Dominos App Featuring Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku exists in a software called volaloid. Vocaloid enables you to produce songs. A character named Hatsune Miku sings the songs you create. A great feature is you can create songs as you like. I knew our talented Dominos Pizza crew could work together and create great vocaloid songs. Bokorpe, Eshi, Chokyoshi, Futusekeshi, everyone! Amazing vocaloid songs have been created with the fantastic imagination of the crews from all over Japan. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative app was produced. Based on Miku’s image, the Dominos app changes its appearance. A lot of music and illustrations produced by Dominos crew are here. From the menu to the order, it looks very cute: just like Miku. Once your pizza’s delivered, have some fun with Miku! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Miku: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the pizza stage live and point the camera towards the pizza box, and the pizza box will turn into a live dancing venue. A live performance of Love for Night produced by Dominos crew! Here we go! Miku sings Let’s enjoy the rest of the performance, with the app!
...are you serious? ...alright. The Chicken Nugget Monster is, quite simply, a small chicken nugget that roams the earth seeking people to devour. It comes in a variety of flavors depending on its prey's taste: salty for humans, sour for trolls, and so on.
Submitted by:anonymous
...are you serious? ...alright. The Chicken Nugget Monster is, quite simply, a small chicken nugget that roams the earth seeking people to devour. It comes in a variety of flavors depending on its prey's taste: salty for humans, sour for trolls, and so on.
bro
the way people try to make it funny is by just spamming it everywhere
it is so fucking unfunny that i don't even know where to start
i never even liked amongus
its so god damn boring
and is practically rage fuel when the imposter decides to kill you
and it is so fucking infuriating when you get voted off just because some random ass 7 year old said you're sus
even in the game itself the meme is fucking annoying
among us is so god damn boring
the only fun part is when you're the imposter
and even the imposter is boring
because some kind of fucking jimmy neutron mother fucker just had a brain blast and you get voted off
and sometimes you dont get voted off by mistake
its just these mother fuckers who think its so funny to vote random people off
its not
its not fucking funny
it just ruins the game
you wanna play a game where you can ruin the fun?
go camp the end in fall guys
nobody even plays that lifeless husk of a game anymore
and holy shit the everything is amongus meme is about as bad as being the crewmate in amongus
STOP SAYING THAT SHIT IS SUS
ITS NOT SUS
YOUR FUCKING MONKEY BRAIN GOES "neutron activated" AND YOU FUCKING TAKE PHOTOS OF EVERYTHING THAT LOOKS SLIGHTLY LIKE AMONGUS
ACTING LIKE ITS SUCH A BIG DEAL
I CANT EVEN LOOK AT MY TRASH CAN ANYMORE
BECAUSE SOME DUMBASS DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE TRASHCANS SUSSY
LITERALLY
TAKE ANYTHING
TAKE ANYTHING THEN PUT A SQUARE OR OVAL ON IT
PEOPLE WILL SAY "thats kinda sussie!!!!!1111!!"
I FUCKING HATE IT
THIS MEME HAS DIED FUCKING AGES AGO AND PEOPLE ARE STILL CLINGING ONTO IT
TELL ME WHAT PART OF IT IS FUNNY
THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE FIND IT FUNNY IS BECAUSE IT GETS SPAMMED INTO A BUNCH OF OTHER BULLSHIT
AND THAT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY
THAT SENSE OF HUMOR IS SO FUCKING SHIT
PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE
STOP CLINGING ONTO THE AMONGUS MEME
FIND SOMETHING FUNNIER
SOMETHING MORE CREATIVE
THAN JUST "imposter suss!!!!!"
I CAN GO FUCKING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW MUCH AMONGUS IS BULLSHIT
Submitted by:Dave2
This is my friend ranting about among us
bro
the way people try to make it funny is by just spamming it everywhere
it is so fucking unfunny that i don't even know where to start
i never even liked amongus
its so god damn boring
and is practically rage fuel when the imposter decides to kill you
and it is so fucking infuriating when you get voted off just because some random ass 7 year old said you're sus
even in the game itself the meme is fucking annoying
among us is so god damn boring
the only fun part is when you're the imposter
and even the imposter is boring
because some kind of fucking jimmy neutron mother fucker just had a brain blast and you get voted off
and sometimes you dont get voted off by mistake
its just these mother fuckers who think its so funny to vote random people off
its not
its not fucking funny
it just ruins the game
you wanna play a game where you can ruin the fun?
go camp the end in fall guys
nobody even plays that lifeless husk of a game anymore
and holy shit the everything is amongus meme is about as bad as being the crewmate in amongus
STOP SAYING THAT SHIT IS SUS
ITS NOT SUS
YOUR FUCKING MONKEY BRAIN GOES "neutron activated" AND YOU FUCKING TAKE PHOTOS OF EVERYTHING THAT LOOKS SLIGHTLY LIKE AMONGUS
ACTING LIKE ITS SUCH A BIG DEAL
I CANT EVEN LOOK AT MY TRASH CAN ANYMORE
BECAUSE SOME DUMBASS DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE TRASHCANS SUSSY
LITERALLY
TAKE ANYTHING
TAKE ANYTHING THEN PUT A SQUARE OR OVAL ON IT
PEOPLE WILL SAY "thats kinda sussie!!!!!1111!!"
I FUCKING HATE IT
THIS MEME HAS DIED FUCKING AGES AGO AND PEOPLE ARE STILL CLINGING ONTO IT
TELL ME WHAT PART OF IT IS FUNNY
THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE FIND IT FUNNY IS BECAUSE IT GETS SPAMMED INTO A BUNCH OF OTHER BULLSHIT
AND THAT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY
THAT SENSE OF HUMOR IS SO FUCKING SHIT
PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE
STOP CLINGING ONTO THE AMONGUS MEME
FIND SOMETHING FUNNIER
SOMETHING MORE CREATIVE
THAN JUST "imposter suss!!!!!"
I CAN GO FUCKING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW MUCH AMONGUS IS BULLSHIT
Once upon a time, there was a magical land filled with anime titties. The titties were round, bouncy, and oh so delicious. No matter the character, the titties were always perfect. All the boys and girls in the land agreed, anime titties were the best titties in all the land.
Submitted by:Some rando
Once upon a time, there was a magical land filled with anime titties. The titties were round, bouncy, and oh so delicious. No matter the character, the titties were always perfect. All the boys and girls in the land agreed, anime titties were the best titties in all the land.
Battery acid flavored ice cream would have a sharp, sour taste that is both intensely acidic and bitter. It would be reminiscent of the flavor of a strong citrus fruit, such as a lemon or lime, but with a much more potent flavor. The ice cream would also have a metallic aftertaste, similar to the taste of licking a battery. It also would have a slight burning sensation on the tongue. It would be an unpleasant and overwhelming flavor that would not be enjoyable to most people, and it would certainly not be a popular flavor choice, but it would be an interesting experience.
Submitted by:anonymous
Battery acid flavored ice cream would have a sharp, sour taste that is both intensely acidic and bitter. It would be reminiscent of the flavor of a strong citrus fruit, such as a lemon or lime, but with a much more potent flavor. The ice cream would also have a metallic aftertaste, similar to the taste of licking a battery. It also would have a slight burning sensation on the tongue. It would be an unpleasant and overwhelming flavor that would not be enjoyable to most people, and it would certainly not be a popular flavor choice, but it would be an interesting experience.
Эта bitch, эта thot говорит, что я грубый
Дай мне гуап, дай мне cup, nigg, увидишь, что будет
What the fuck? Сорвал банк, гоню бесов на hood'е
Что за жанр? Тут пожар, boy, кто твои люди?
Submitted by:anonymous
Эта bitch, эта thot говорит, что я грубый
Дай мне гуап, дай мне cup, nigg, увидишь, что будет
What the fuck? Сорвал банк, гоню бесов на hood'е
Что за жанр? Тут пожар, boy, кто твои люди?
The siege of Suiyang resulted in a prolonged state of famine, according to the Old Book of Tang, which wrote:
尹子奇攻圍既久，城中糧盡，易子而食，析骸而爨，人心危恐，慮將有變。巡乃出其妾，對三軍殺之，以饗軍士。曰：“諸公為國家戮力守城，一心無二，經年乏食，忠義不衰。巡不能自割肌膚，以啖將士，豈可惜此婦，坐視危迫。”將士皆泣下，不忍食，巡強令食之。乃括城中婦人；既盡，以男夫老小繼之，所食人口二三萬，人心終不離變。
Yin Ziqi had besieged the city for a long time. The food in the city had run out. The city dwellers traded their children to eat and cooked the bodies of the dead. Fear spread and worse situations were expected. At this time, Zhang Xun took his concubine out and killed her in front of his soldiers in order to feed them. He said, "You have been working hard at protecting this city wholeheartedly for the country. Your loyalty is uncompromised despite the long-lasting hunger. Since I cannot cut out my own flesh to feed you, how can I keep this woman and just ignore the dangerous situation?" All the soldiers cried, for they did not wish to eat [the woman]. Zhang Xun ordered them to eat the flesh. Afterwards, they caught the women in the city. When there were no more women left, they turned to the old and young men. 20,000 to 30,000 people were eaten. People always remained loyal.
— Old Book of Tang, Chapter 137.
The New Book of Tang recorded that Xu Yuan also killed his servants, noting:
... 遠亦殺奴僮以哺卒 ...
... [Xu] Yuan also killed servants to feed the soldiers ...
— New Book of Tang, Chapter 192.
The New Book of Tang also claimed that cannibalism was practiced on a widespread level, and that such fear prevented rebellion:
被圍久，初殺馬食，既盡，而及婦人老弱凡食三萬口。人知將死，而莫有畔者。城破，遺民止四百而已。
After the city was besieged for a long time, in the beginning, the horses were eaten. When there were no more horses, they turned to the women, the old, and the weak. 30,000 people in total were eaten. People knew their death was close, and nobody rebelled. When the city fell, only 400 people were left.
— New Book of Tang, Chapter 192.
Submitted by:anonymous
The siege of Suiyang resulted in a prolonged state of famine, according to the Old Book of Tang, which wrote:
尹子奇攻圍既久，城中糧盡，易子而食，析骸而爨，人心危恐，慮將有變。巡乃出其妾，對三軍殺之，以饗軍士。曰：“諸公為國家戮力守城，一心無二，經年乏食，忠義不衰。巡不能自割肌膚，以啖將士，豈可惜此婦，坐視危迫。”將士皆泣下，不忍食，巡強令食之。乃括城中婦人；既盡，以男夫老小繼之，所食人口二三萬，人心終不離變。
Yin Ziqi had besieged the city for a long time. The food in the city had run out. The city dwellers traded their children to eat and cooked the bodies of the dead. Fear spread and worse situations were expected. At this time, Zhang Xun took his concubine out and killed her in front of his soldiers in order to feed them. He said, "You have been working hard at protecting this city wholeheartedly for the country. Your loyalty is uncompromised despite the long-lasting hunger. Since I cannot cut out my own flesh to feed you, how can I keep this woman and just ignore the dangerous situation?" All the soldiers cried, for they did not wish to eat [the woman]. Zhang Xun ordered them to eat the flesh. Afterwards, they caught the women in the city. When there were no more women left, they turned to the old and young men. 20,000 to 30,000 people were eaten. People always remained loyal.
— Old Book of Tang, Chapter 137.
The New Book of Tang recorded that Xu Yuan also killed his servants, noting:
... 遠亦殺奴僮以哺卒 ...
... [Xu] Yuan also killed servants to feed the soldiers ...
— New Book of Tang, Chapter 192.
The New Book of Tang also claimed that cannibalism was practiced on a widespread level, and that such fear prevented rebellion:
被圍久，初殺馬食，既盡，而及婦人老弱凡食三萬口。人知將死，而莫有畔者。城破，遺民止四百而已。
After the city was besieged for a long time, in the beginning, the horses were eaten. When there were no more horses, they turned to the women, the old, and the weak. 30,000 people in total were eaten. People knew their death was close, and nobody rebelled. When the city fell, only 400 people were left.
— New Book of Tang, Chapter 192.