A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?" Johnny got up and said, "Sex is a TEMPTATION which causes a SENSATION when a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl's DESTINATION which increases the POPULATION for the next GENERATION. Do you get my EXPLANATION? or do you need a DEMONSTRATION?"
The teacher shot johnny 36 times in the chest.
all they found, was his head.
the rest of his his body was never found.
Submitted by:anonymous
A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?" Johnny got up and said, "Sex is a TEMPTATION which causes a SENSATION when a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl's DESTINATION which increases the POPULATION for the next GENERATION. Do you get my EXPLANATION? or do you need a DEMONSTRATION?"
The teacher shot johnny 36 times in the chest.
all they found, was his head.
the rest of his his body was never found.
o-oh hey senpai-kun! i just wanted to be a wittle honest today.. im feeling kinda alpha right now and its been 5 years since we talked on discord.. im sick of only being your friend.. i want to be your e…. e-kitten /gasps.. i know its quite surprising but i just wanted to tell you how i felt. all i did today was watch kai cenat and i couldnt help but think about you/sneezes! ACHOO! agh! this is embarrassing.. i just wanted to say that you’re the alpha master sigma of my life.. i want you to be the mod to my e-kitten.. ah! everytime i watch shoujo anime it reminds me of.. IM KINDA SHY!!!! it reminds me of US */squeals! eek. i know im too smol for you but its daijoubou right? if you reject me i might poop myself.. we wont be able to voice chat and play valorant anymore.. after this confession plz still be the reyna to my sage… i will continue sending feet pics okay? but pwease accept me as your e-kitten i know u have 100 but atleast let me be your favorite. YOURE SO COOL, youre funny.. and i like it when you play valorant well.. and the way you listen to dream AAAA! im blushing right now.. my toes are curling>< please dont block me.. weve been talking for 5 years.. i just didnt want it to go to waste.. so will u be my discord mod and edate me? and e-cheat on me? e-hug me? 🥺
Submitted by:anonymous
o-oh hey senpai-kun! i just wanted to be a wittle honest today.. im feeling kinda alpha right now and its been 5 years since we talked on discord.. im sick of only being your friend.. i want to be your e…. e-kitten /gasps.. i know its quite surprising but i just wanted to tell you how i felt. all i did today was watch kai cenat and i couldnt help but think about you/sneezes! ACHOO! agh! this is embarrassing.. i just wanted to say that you’re the alpha master sigma of my life.. i want you to be the mod to my e-kitten.. ah! everytime i watch shoujo anime it reminds me of.. IM KINDA SHY!!!! it reminds me of US */squeals! eek. i know im too smol for you but its daijoubou right? if you reject me i might poop myself.. we wont be able to voice chat and play valorant anymore.. after this confession plz still be the reyna to my sage… i will continue sending feet pics okay? but pwease accept me as your e-kitten i know u have 100 but atleast let me be your favorite. YOURE SO COOL, youre funny.. and i like it when you play valorant well.. and the way you listen to dream AAAA! im blushing right now.. my toes are curling>< please dont block me.. weve been talking for 5 years.. i just didnt want it to go to waste.. so will u be my discord mod and edate me? and e-cheat on me? e-hug me? 🥺
Actually get back on the platform...
And you're one of the most well known faggots that keep coming in every stream
After you get banned thousands of times to suck my virtual dick every stream
Because you fantasize about me ass-naked, with abs chiseling, in a Urien thong
While I committed Tyrant Slaughter down your fucking throat
While I put you in all kinds of Aegis Reflector setups
Where you can't get out, you're forced to suck a dick
You're forced to get pounded in your virtual ass
Then I bust matrix juice all down your throat 'till you chokе, spit up everything you grubbed on
And it's just gonna еrupt with green juices
And to the point and you're just caught in eternity, you're just caught in an eternity of matrix juice erupting outta your throat
You're obsessed with me you fucking fag, and y'all niggas can clip this
This nigga come in my stream 24/7, with a VPN, getting banned thousands of times a stream
And still comes in here and sucks my dick and obsesses over me
You are a worthless, bitch ass, nigga
Your life, literally, is as valuable as a summer ant
I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back
I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back
Why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup
You worthless, bitch ass, nigga
You're gonna stay on my dick until you die
You serve no purpose in life
Your purpose in life is to be in my stream, sucking on my dick daily
Your purpose in life is to be in that chat, blowing a dick daily
Your life is nothing
You serve zero purpose
You should kill yourself... now!
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe in this blue trapped bubble
Cause what are you here for?
To worship me?
Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.
Submitted by:anonymous
Actually get back on the platform...
And you're one of the most well known faggots that keep coming in every stream
After you get banned thousands of times to suck my virtual dick every stream
Because you fantasize about me ass-naked, with abs chiseling, in a Urien thong
While I committed Tyrant Slaughter down your fucking throat
While I put you in all kinds of Aegis Reflector setups
Where you can't get out, you're forced to suck a dick
You're forced to get pounded in your virtual ass
Then I bust matrix juice all down your throat 'till you chokе, spit up everything you grubbed on
And it's just gonna еrupt with green juices
And to the point and you're just caught in eternity, you're just caught in an eternity of matrix juice erupting outta your throat
You're obsessed with me you fucking fag, and y'all niggas can clip this
This nigga come in my stream 24/7, with a VPN, getting banned thousands of times a stream
And still comes in here and sucks my dick and obsesses over me
You are a worthless, bitch ass, nigga
Your life, literally, is as valuable as a summer ant
I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back
I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back
Why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup
You worthless, bitch ass, nigga
You're gonna stay on my dick until you die
You serve no purpose in life
Your purpose in life is to be in my stream, sucking on my dick daily
Your purpose in life is to be in that chat, blowing a dick daily
Your life is nothing
You serve zero purpose
You should kill yourself... now!
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe in this blue trapped bubble
Cause what are you here for?
To worship me?
Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.
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Lol
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Khang is cool make him feel good
Submitted by:anonymous
Khang is cool make him feel good
Cum
Submitted by:anonymous
Cum
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in the inside our gas station sushi. We black out, and wake up in a sewer, were surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Submitted by:fish
every single word from the actual video. "YOU, ME, GAS STATION"
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in the inside our gas station sushi. We black out, and wake up in a sewer, were surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA