Miško je fantastickej hráč. Jenom potřebuje zapracovat na to komunikaci, jungle clearu, sledování mapy, hitování skillshotů, managementu, gankování, flashech, smitech a získávání leadu.
Submitted by:Mitchi
MichaelAverage
Miško je fantastickej hráč. Jenom potřebuje zapracovat na to komunikaci, jungle clearu, sledování mapy, hitování skillshotů, managementu, gankování, flashech, smitech a získávání leadu.
Does anyone else have to leave their penis at home in order to go into public areas?
hey, my 🍆penis🍆 is roughly 144 inches (12 feet) and my 🍆balls🍆 are about the size of wherever you live. (unless you are homeless, which in that case literally just buy some money lol 😂) anyway, i have to frequently🍆 remove it from my body🍆 and place it in the fridge. usually, this wouldn't be a problem, 😂 but my girlfriend has been taking it out of the fridge recently and 'snacking' on some🍆 dick🍆. anyway, i decided to start chopping up my🍆 massive dripping meat🍆 and placing it in boxes, 😂😂 high up, away from my horny k-cup porn actress gf (she's so dumb😂) but it results in the entire house smelling like rotten ball sacks and the boxes get coated in a thing layer of my semen😂. not sure what to do, but for now i'm just going to have to deal with all the women attempting to 🍆seduce🍆 me the second they see my 🍆poky pec 🍆bulging through my 🍆pants.🍆 😂😂 Any tips from fellow males with mcs? (Massive Cock Syndrome)
Submitted by:Linguine
pls help
Does anyone else have to leave their penis at home in order to go into public areas?
hey, my 🍆penis🍆 is roughly 144 inches (12 feet) and my 🍆balls🍆 are about the size of wherever you live. (unless you are homeless, which in that case literally just buy some money lol 😂) anyway, i have to frequently🍆 remove it from my body🍆 and place it in the fridge. usually, this wouldn't be a problem, 😂 but my girlfriend has been taking it out of the fridge recently and 'snacking' on some🍆 dick🍆. anyway, i decided to start chopping up my🍆 massive dripping meat🍆 and placing it in boxes, 😂😂 high up, away from my horny k-cup porn actress gf (she's so dumb😂) but it results in the entire house smelling like rotten ball sacks and the boxes get coated in a thing layer of my semen😂. not sure what to do, but for now i'm just going to have to deal with all the women attempting to 🍆seduce🍆 me the second they see my 🍆poky pec 🍆bulging through my 🍆pants.🍆 😂😂 Any tips from fellow males with mcs? (Massive Cock Syndrome)
ching chong wing wong bing bang wabba bink babba bloob pattapitta。你有一只狗吗？你有一只狗吗？我可以把它烤成美味的毛毛虫卷吗？美味的Chong Chong卷和Dagur！ yabba dabba doo bidda banga poota peetah。
Submitted by:Linguine
borderline racist
ching chong wing wong bing bang wabba bink babba bloob pattapitta。你有一只狗吗？你有一只狗吗？我可以把它烤成美味的毛毛虫卷吗？美味的Chong Chong卷和Dagur！ yabba dabba doo bidda banga poota peetah。
[man]- hello woman
[woman]- i have a boyfriend
[man]- wha
Submitted by:Linguine
no bitches?
[man]- hello woman
[woman]- i have a boyfriend
[man]- wha
Leader: I've called this private meeting today because there is an IMPOSTER AMONG US
There is an IMPOSTER AMONG US.
This brother right here has been out making beats on the side, yes he has.
Pretending he's broke walking AMONGUS.
This brother has been eating every day, can you believe that? Eating every day.
Pretending he's with us, he's not one of us.
I did not want to believe this, but I walked into the brother Kanye's closet and I found new shoes.
I found new shoes!
Kanye, would you like to step forward and explain these new shoes?!
Kanye:(stammering) I was-you crazy, I wasn't, I didn't, um, I was just um, I was-
Leader: No, you speak up, brother!
Kanye: I was gon' stick-I'm tryin to stick to my roots and-
Leader: What?
Kanye: I wanna stick to my roots, and-
Leader: What?! You march your new shoes out of here, Kanye.
Don't you ever come back in 'em. Don't you ever come back smellin' all good, taking showers and shit like that, all right? We don't appreciate that down here at Broke Phi Broke.
What's next?
Submitted by:Linguine
kanye west fr
Leader: I've called this private meeting today because there is an IMPOSTER AMONG US
There is an IMPOSTER AMONG US.
This brother right here has been out making beats on the side, yes he has.
Pretending he's broke walking AMONGUS.
This brother has been eating every day, can you believe that? Eating every day.
Pretending he's with us, he's not one of us.
I did not want to believe this, but I walked into the brother Kanye's closet and I found new shoes.
I found new shoes!
Kanye, would you like to step forward and explain these new shoes?!
Kanye:(stammering) I was-you crazy, I wasn't, I didn't, um, I was just um, I was-
Leader: No, you speak up, brother!
Kanye: I was gon' stick-I'm tryin to stick to my roots and-
Leader: What?
Kanye: I wanna stick to my roots, and-
Leader: What?! You march your new shoes out of here, Kanye.
Don't you ever come back in 'em. Don't you ever come back smellin' all good, taking showers and shit like that, all right? We don't appreciate that down here at Broke Phi Broke.
What's next?
weeb, you are not slick. every single internet user can smell your stench of dead fish, onions, and lube all throughout the chat. try taking a bath, instead of watching big busty anime babes
squirting, screaming and moaning on your pencil thin microscopic pp. wipe all the hardened shit off your hatsune miku limited edition dual function butt plug vibrating action 4k hd figurine, and don't get sent back to the emergency room from sticking it up your ass so far. (the doctors thought it was funny)
get up off your dusty crusty musty 20 year old chair that is bending under your absurd obesity, clean off all of the dried cum splattered all over your LED keyboard, go outside, and touch some organic, all natural, non-gmo grass.
then go back inside, sit back down and keep modding discord like the god you are.
Submitted by:Linguine
weeb
weeb, you are not slick. every single internet user can smell your stench of dead fish, onions, and lube all throughout the chat. try taking a bath, instead of watching big busty anime babes
squirting, screaming and moaning on your pencil thin microscopic pp. wipe all the hardened shit off your hatsune miku limited edition dual function butt plug vibrating action 4k hd figurine, and don't get sent back to the emergency room from sticking it up your ass so far. (the doctors thought it was funny)
get up off your dusty crusty musty 20 year old chair that is bending under your absurd obesity, clean off all of the dried cum splattered all over your LED keyboard, go outside, and touch some organic, all natural, non-gmo grass.
then go back inside, sit back down and keep modding discord like the god you are.
oh yeah
Submitted by:xd
oh yeah
Holy fucking jesus christ. This is the guy! This is the fucking guy that stabbed me. I was working at a Cinnabons when a customer asked for traditional British fish and chips. I told them we obviously don't serve that and he just fucking stared at me with a wild look and growled. He ran out and at the end of the day I went to my car and found all the tires had been, not cut, but chewed and were all flat. When I eventually got home I found my dog skinned on the carpet and something suddenly stabbed me in the back. I got stabbed multiple times, eventually turned around and it was this guy stabbing me with something. I eventually managed to play dead and he left, and afterwards police realised what he was stabbing me with was a shard of my dog's skin that had been frozen, based on the whole skin stuffed in my freezer. I've got long term nerve damage in my back and I swear to god this is the fucking guy I saw
Submitted by:anonymous
Holy fucking jesus christ. This is the guy! This is the fucking guy that stabbed me. I was working at a Cinnabons when a customer asked for traditional British fish and chips. I told them we obviously don't serve that and he just fucking stared at me with a wild look and growled. He ran out and at the end of the day I went to my car and found all the tires had been, not cut, but chewed and were all flat. When I eventually got home I found my dog skinned on the carpet and something suddenly stabbed me in the back. I got stabbed multiple times, eventually turned around and it was this guy stabbing me with something. I eventually managed to play dead and he left, and afterwards police realised what he was stabbing me with was a shard of my dog's skin that had been frozen, based on the whole skin stuffed in my freezer. I've got long term nerve damage in my back and I swear to god this is the fucking guy I saw
Onigumo ichizoku kitsune ni sareware, Yūkyū no kutsu taeshinon dekita
Yurusan, yurusan, yurusan, yurusan, Inochi o kounazo sarasara shinaiga
Hyakudai saki made urande yarouzo, Kisamara oni daro honmono ni nareya
Onigumo bakashita kitsune o kucchare, Hitokui no matsuro watashi wa shitteru
Submitted by:Onigumo
Onigumo
Onigumo ichizoku kitsune ni sareware, Yūkyū no kutsu taeshinon dekita
Yurusan, yurusan, yurusan, yurusan, Inochi o kounazo sarasara shinaiga
Hyakudai saki made urande yarouzo, Kisamara oni daro honmono ni nareya
Onigumo bakashita kitsune o kucchare, Hitokui no matsuro watashi wa shitteru
yester day i was playin amugus and i decided to go check on my son he said he was in the bathroom so i said okay left and about 3 minutes later i have to use the bathroom ill go after this match i say its been five matches i shitted my self nutted cried burped and farted all at the same time
Submitted by:anonymous
yester day i was playin amugus and i decided to go check on my son he said he was in the bathroom so i said okay left and about 3 minutes later i have to use the bathroom ill go after this match i say its been five matches i shitted my self nutted cried burped and farted all at the same time
hey guys just so you know i reported this server, screenshotted the shit you said and emailed discord about it because y’all are literally sexually harassing people and making them VERY uncomfortable and you don’t even care about the fact that you broke people’s boundaries MULTIPLE times, called neurodivergent people the R SLUR without consent, and copy pasting and starboarding messages from people who openly said they were uncomfortable.
i don’t care if you star this message and copy paste it that’s just gonna be more proof that y’all are fucking disgusting and selfish, you made the excuse that your server is “semi toxic” but that doesn’t even compare to how inhumane this server is. you guys also BREAK NEWCOMER’S BOUNDARIES.
anyways hope y’all DONT have fun because this literally breaks the discord TOS and sexually harassing people online could get you involved with the police, maybe next time you’ll realize what you’re doing is fucking wrong and there’s no excuse you guys can make other than your dumbass “oh we’re just silly teehee! UwU” and you’re not going to get away with this until you learn what you did wrong.
sorry, can’t change the truth! literally had to email discord about this wretched server.
Submitted by:shittersdiscord
hey guys just so you know i reported this server, screenshotted the shit you said and emailed discord about it because y’all are literally sexually harassing people and making them VERY uncomfortable and you don’t even care about the fact that you broke people’s boundaries MULTIPLE times, called neurodivergent people the R SLUR without consent, and copy pasting and starboarding messages from people who openly said they were uncomfortable.
i don’t care if you star this message and copy paste it that’s just gonna be more proof that y’all are fucking disgusting and selfish, you made the excuse that your server is “semi toxic” but that doesn’t even compare to how inhumane this server is. you guys also BREAK NEWCOMER’S BOUNDARIES.
anyways hope y’all DONT have fun because this literally breaks the discord TOS and sexually harassing people online could get you involved with the police, maybe next time you’ll realize what you’re doing is fucking wrong and there’s no excuse you guys can make other than your dumbass “oh we’re just silly teehee! UwU” and you’re not going to get away with this until you learn what you did wrong.
sorry, can’t change the truth! literally had to email discord about this wretched server.
it's easy to defend your integrity against the common libel you'll hear from the corrupted masses and malpractitioners alike ; there's some funky business going on on the mental health medicinal sector. I'm talking car dealer scam level of stuff
if you have even the slightest degree of discomfort against this malicious establishment attack them immediately! don't hold your emotions back or be shy. There is a reason the facility makes you feel uncomfortable and that is because they are unconstitutional and even violate basic religious principles. its not just your instinct telling you it's a corrupt place. They deserve the hell that they established for themselves, you know well where their jobs are at so why let them rape you?
especially when wasting somebody's time and /or money should already be enough to constitute bad faith
Submitted by:anonymous
it's easy to defend your integrity against the common libel you'll hear from the corrupted masses and malpractitioners alike ; there's some funky business going on on the mental health medicinal sector. I'm talking car dealer scam level of stuff
if you have even the slightest degree of discomfort against this malicious establishment attack them immediately! don't hold your emotions back or be shy. There is a reason the facility makes you feel uncomfortable and that is because they are unconstitutional and even violate basic religious principles. its not just your instinct telling you it's a corrupt place. They deserve the hell that they established for themselves, you know well where their jobs are at so why let them rape you?
especially when wasting somebody's time and /or money should already be enough to constitute bad faith
it's easy to defend your integrity against the common libel you'll hear from the corrupted masses and malpractitioners alike ; there's some funky business going on on the mental health medicinal sector. I'm talking car dealer scam level of stuff
if you have even the slightest degree of discomfort against this malicious establishment attack them immediately! don't hold your emotions back or be shy. There is a reason the facility makes you feel uncomfortable and that is because they are unconstitutional and even violate basic religious principles. its not just your instinct telling you it's a corrupt place. They deserve the hell that they established for themselves, you know well where their jobs are at so why let them rape you?
Submitted by:anonymous
it's easy to defend your integrity against the common libel you'll hear from the corrupted masses and malpractitioners alike ; there's some funky business going on on the mental health medicinal sector. I'm talking car dealer scam level of stuff
if you have even the slightest degree of discomfort against this malicious establishment attack them immediately! don't hold your emotions back or be shy. There is a reason the facility makes you feel uncomfortable and that is because they are unconstitutional and even violate basic religious principles. its not just your instinct telling you it's a corrupt place. They deserve the hell that they established for themselves, you know well where their jobs are at so why let them rape you?