This sub just made my dad walk in on me looking at foot porn and im malding.
I was making a meme for this subreddit (and no I wont elaborate on what that meme will be its not ready yet) but it required a pair of feet in a very specific angle and pose, so I started by googling bare feet on google, but almost everything either had the wrong pose or the wrong angle, with some just having the feet not looking right.
So i realized after half an hour of doing that that foot porn would probably be more likely to have this specific pose, so I went through googling foot porn in an incognito tab for half an hour, and after about half an hour of looking at foot porn (most of which was just footjobs) I found a truly remarkable pair of grippers, I mean the pose and angle were just exactly what I needed. So naturally I immediately downloaded nloded the feet and brought it to the photo editor im using.
I needed to edit out the dicks and cocks and stuff out of the photo because they didnt fit in the meme, so I started choosing elements that would be erased and those that would be included in the png, unfortunately, I did two thing’s differently than usual. I used a different photo editor than usual which im a lot slower with because it new to using it, and I was using my airpods with noise cancellation (was listening to cant tell me nothing by kanye on loop), and because ayse of this, I was only able to hear my dad right when he was turning the corner into my room, and the second I realized what was happening I alt tabed to the gaming I was playing before (disco elysium, really great game, check it out), but I know it was to late because my dad said in a really angry voice that its to late and I need to go to bed then slammed my door close on the way out.
Idk what to do ik my dads gonna be super mad at me in the morning, because he definitely thinks I was getting of to foot porn.
(Also apologies, idk if the correct term to use is foot porn or feet porn)
Submitted by:anonymous
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This sub just made my dad walk in on me looking at foot porn and im malding.
I was making a meme for this subreddit (and no I wont elaborate on what that meme will be its not ready yet) but it required a pair of feet in a very specific angle and pose, so I started by googling bare feet on google, but almost everything either had the wrong pose or the wrong angle, with some just having the feet not looking right.
So i realized after half an hour of doing that that foot porn would probably be more likely to have this specific pose, so I went through googling foot porn in an incognito tab for half an hour, and after about half an hour of looking at foot porn (most of which was just footjobs) I found a truly remarkable pair of grippers, I mean the pose and angle were just exactly what I needed. So naturally I immediately downloaded nloded the feet and brought it to the photo editor im using.
I needed to edit out the dicks and cocks and stuff out of the photo because they didnt fit in the meme, so I started choosing elements that would be erased and those that would be included in the png, unfortunately, I did two thing’s differently than usual. I used a different photo editor than usual which im a lot slower with because it new to using it, and I was using my airpods with noise cancellation (was listening to cant tell me nothing by kanye on loop), and because ayse of this, I was only able to hear my dad right when he was turning the corner into my room, and the second I realized what was happening I alt tabed to the gaming I was playing before (disco elysium, really great game, check it out), but I know it was to late because my dad said in a really angry voice that its to late and I need to go to bed then slammed my door close on the way out.
Idk what to do ik my dads gonna be super mad at me in the morning, because he definitely thinks I was getting of to foot porn.
(Also apologies, idk if the correct term to use is foot porn or feet porn)
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not her to receive a gift nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called... you have all been called here... into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize... you don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near... it's somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will... this is where your story ends... and to you my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of EVERYTHING that started this can finally begin to fade away as the agony of every tragedy should, and to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps warm... waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter... if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on THAT day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of him. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms, this ends for all of us in the communication.
Submitted by:Henry
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I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not her to receive a gift nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called... you have all been called here... into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize... you don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near... it's somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will... this is where your story ends... and to you my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of EVERYTHING that started this can finally begin to fade away as the agony of every tragedy should, and to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps warm... waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter... if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on THAT day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of him. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms, this ends for all of us in the communication.
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Submitted by:PokeGod
The Navy Seal Copypasta, but Safe For Work.
What the heck did you just frickin’ say about me, you little whiner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my frickin’ words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet?
Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re frickin dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re in frickin’ trouble, mister.
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Submitted by:Edgar
Basically riot from fangsly
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brain rot
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Submitted by:anonymous
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🦶Feeters over Meters!📏
Why use meters when you've got feeters? Feet are not just a unit of measurement, they're a lifestyle. 🕺 Every step counts, and with feet, you can feel the world beneath you. Meters? Too abstract, too distant. 🌌 But feet? They're personal, they're real. 👣 So, next time you measure, remember: it's not just a number, it's a part of you. Choose feeters, because life is measured not in meters, but in footsteps. 🌍🚶♂️ #FeetersGang
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🦶Feeters over Meters!📏
Why use meters when you've got feeters? Feet are not just a unit of measurement, they're a lifestyle. 🕺 Every step counts, and with feet, you can feel the world beneath you. Meters? Too abstract, too distant. 🌌 But feet? They're personal, they're real. 👣 So, next time you measure, remember: it's not just a number, it's a part of you. Choose feeters, because life is measured not in meters, but in footsteps. 🌍🚶♂️ #FeetersGang
Hello it's the rubyness it's nice to meet you but it's even better to meet me. And i specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo.
Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there i bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide i get a nice clear view of the colon prostate and the coccyx, knuckle fuck em, all the way up to the palm right up the butt cunt.
Submitted by:damnint
Hello it's the rubyness it's nice to meet you but it's even better to meet me. And i specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo.
Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there i bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide i get a nice clear view of the colon prostate and the coccyx, knuckle fuck em, all the way up to the palm right up the butt cunt.
Yo Darren, the day I saw the video of your dingaling, it changed my mindset about my dingaling. So I am now in competition with you to make my dingaling bigger than yours. And when I make it bigger than yours, I am going to rape you.
Submitted by:rsketcher
Yo Darren, the day I saw the video of your dingaling, it changed my mindset about my dingaling. So I am now in competition with you to make my dingaling bigger than yours. And when I make it bigger than yours, I am going to rape you.