(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
More Overwatch Copypastas
God I want Winston's fat hairy ass on me right now
twitchquotes:
God I want Winston's fat hairy ass on me right now. 
I want his scientist ape body all over me every day, it brings me to orgasmic relief that he could yell "OH YEAH" or "THE POWER OF SCIENCE" to me at anytime. moon2GASM If Activision Blizzard made Winston sexdolls I would buy them all for myself and never leave my mom's basement. Winston is so fucking smart, I want him to teach me science and I'll teach him about fetishes. Fuck I just want Winston to be real. 🔫
I want his scientist ape body all over me every day, it brings me to orgasmic relief that he could yell "OH YEAH" or "THE POWER OF SCIENCE" to me at anytime. moon2GASM If Activision Blizzard made Winston sexdolls I would buy them all for myself and never leave my mom's basement. Winston is so fucking smart, I want him to teach me science and I'll teach him about fetishes. Fuck I just want Winston to be real. 🔫
twitch chat
Overwatch
Please give me an All-Access Pass
twitchquotes:
I’m a gamer school girl, so, i need money for my college, which is why i can’t by this All-Access Pass. But i hope someone can give me one of them. It means so much for me
twitch chat
OverwatchLeague
Overwatch
HELLO 911 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM
twitchquotes:
HELLO 911 📞 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM 📞 HE HAS A PULSE BOMB 📞 WHATS THAT? 📞 ILL BE OKAY? 📞
HELLO 911 📞 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM 📞 HE HAS A PULSE BOMB 📞 WHATS THAT? 📞 ILL BE OKAY? 📞
twitch chat
OverwatchLeague
Classic
Overwatch
I don’t know what Overwatch is
twitchquotes:
I don’t know what Overwatch is. There’s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I don’t know. And then sometimes if that wasn’t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when I’m getting a handle on what “Junkrat kin discourse” is yall show up with “This is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniper” and then SHE’S part of the Overwatchers. “This is Swedish Beefcake” could yall? not?? I still don’t know what a Hanzo is.
twitch chat
Overwatch
Valiant calls Shanghai
twitchquotes:
HELLO SHANGHAI 📞 IT'S THE VALIANT 📞 WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE 📞
IT'S THE VALIANT 📞 WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE 📞
twitch chat
OverwatchLeague