Moby Dick, The Grapes of Wrath, Tom Sawyer
Instead of reading any of those, you decided to read this copypasta.
No wonder you're retarded.
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Absence of the "legendary" card back
twitchquotes:
( ರ Ĺ̯ ರೃ ) Hello Kripparian. Reginald and Dan Dinh, Owners of Team SoloMid™ here. We gained access to your Hearthstone account and couldn't help but notice the absence of the "legendary" card back. This poorly reflects on Team SoloMid, and, as such, we have decided to remove you from the team. Please return your jacket. Thank you ( ರ Ĺ̯ ರೃ )
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Kripp
Hearthstone
EU calls NA
twitchquotes:
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HELLO NA? 📞 EU HERE 📞 ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUT OF GROUPS THIS YEAR?? 📞
HELLO NA? 📞 EU HERE 📞 ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUT OF GROUPS THIS YEAR?? 📞
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LCS
League of Legends
EU vs NA
COPY THIS GEM TO HELP TSM
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COPY 
THIS GEM TO HELP TSM
THIS GEM TO HELP TSM
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Riot Games
Rhyme Chant
League of Legends
Stop calling slabs "half-slabs," you fucking imbeciles.
Stop calling slabs "half-slabs," you fucking imbeciles. A slab is half a block. If you say "half-slab," you're literally saying "half half block," or in other words, "quarter-block." A slab is not a quarter of a block. It is a half of a block. There is no such thing as a quarter block.
Minecraft
We require you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp
twitchquotes:
Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life Incorporated©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
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Kripp