[Copypasta] I need Tesla to go $3k eoy

Ran out of condoms and told my gf I'm a pull out king. Went in raw and found out I'm king of shit. She now preggo and I need Tesla to go $3,000 eoy.
January 2021

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WSB Choose your fighter

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Fuck you all, Iโ€™m never listening to this sub again.

Yesterday I said weโ€™d see a rally like weโ€™ve never seen before I was ridiculed and the market went down this morning so I accepted defeat and sold my nvda calls and got tesla puts. My account is down bad right now. I also hedged with a tesla call so hopefully Iโ€™ll make something. Somehow oil also tanked. Fuck you all. Iโ€™m only listening to myself now. Youโ€™re all retarded and so am I for listening to you. Edit: not sure why some of you degens think Iโ€™m blaming you. Of course itโ€™s my fault. This is a shitpost update. Stop taking it so seriously you retards See you tomorrow
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I just smashed my TV because of the SPY

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Jim Cramer responds to GameStop apes on Twitter

But you know what? I miss the good people whom i used to interact before these pathetic parodies of human minds ascended from the gates of hell. Well, now that i know they are going broke and just care about Gamestop and pump and dump schemes I will end their tyranny. NOW
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