[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

Eating chicken wings beside Tenz

twitchquotes: one time i was eating chicken wings beside tenz at a pub in canada, and he is wearing white sweatpants and the black and red SEN jersey and i was eating a flat and i took a bite out of it and the bone popped out and flip up in the air, and i swore to god that time slow down and i was like "omg holy shit, somebody stop this", i couldnt react whilst watching the bone spinning around and then the chicken wing drops but tenz moves his leg away while the bone was split-second away from touching his white sweatpants and i look dead in his eyes and said "omg dude, im so sorry" and tenz that totally silence all the time while enjoying his borovička look over towards me and said "i knew it would happen" then look away, stood up and walk off, i never been so awe in my life and then i knew this guy is and will be a great valorant player, this guy is cold as fuck like his in-game name and he is fast as hell its how he dodges the chicken wing bone and its how he fucked 100t balls deep while keeping his composure, its no coincidence, im telling you its all interconnected because what kind of person you're in real life, translated to how you are as a player in valorant.

twitch chat

June 2021

TenZ

Valorant

I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much

I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much, I had all the merchandise and VODS. I pray to xQc every night, thanking him for the life I've been given. "xQc is love" I say "xQc is life" My dad hears me and calls me a Juicer. I knew he was jealous of my devotion to xQc. I called him baj He hits me and sends me to sleep I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm... Its xQc! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear "This is my jungle" He grabs me with his hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for xQc. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for xQc. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering. I want to please xQc. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with the juice. My dad walks in. xQc looks him straight in the eye and says, He got the Juice now. xQc leaves through my window. xQc is love. xQc is life.

January 2022

xQcOW

EHE TE NANDAYO

twitchquotes: EHE TE NANDAYO PunOko

EHE TE NANDAYO PunOko

EHE TE NANDAYO PunO

twitch chat

October 2020

Weebs

mommy! kripp just read my message!

twitchquotes: haHAA

: mommy! kripp just read my message! HotPokket

: who's kripp honey? haHAA

: A mid-aged man , playing cartoon games to entertain children, BabyRage

here's a picture of him. HotPokket

way to go son \ haHAA

twitch chat

September 2017

Kripp

This guy's vape is CRAZY VapeNation

twitchquotes: “This guy's vape is CRAZY!” VapeNation

“My vape can't win against a rip like that” VapeNation

"He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" VapeNation

“He ripped the only vape that could beat me” VapeNation

"He ripped the perfect vapes" VapeNation

“There was nothing I could do” VapeNation

“I vaped that perfectly” VapeNation

twitch chat

March 2016

Kripp

[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

Eating chicken wings beside Tenz

Valorant

I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much

EHE TE NANDAYO

Weebs

mommy! kripp just read my message!

This guy's vape is CRAZY VapeNation

VapeNation

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