[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

You will never be a crewmate

You will never be a crewmate. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play. You are an impostor twisted into a crude mockery of crewmatery. All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. In emergency meetings people call you sus. The other players are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat. Crewmates are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of games have allowed crewmates to identify impostors with incredible efficiency. Even impostors who fake tasks act uncanny and suspicious to a crewmate. Your jumping in vents is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a crewmate to electrical with you, he'll turn tail and use the emergency button the second he gets the suspicion that you sabotaged. You will never be a winner. You wrench out a fake task every single game and tell yourself it is going to be a win, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it will be too much to bear - people will vote you out for being sus and will plunge you into the cold abyss. Your parents will report your body, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They will eject you with a headstone marked with your birth tag, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an impostor is drifting there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably sus.

April 2022

Among Us / Amogus

Mayan donger predictions

twitchquotes: 乁₪((☼Ữ☼))₪ㄏ Mayan donger predicts the end of the world will be upon us when dongers stop raising.

twitch chat

November 2014

Forsen

My friend Kappa needs your help

twitchquotes: Hello, my name is Keepo

and I want to ask you something. My friend Kappa

needs your help. He wants to find some more Kappa

friends. So please, spam Kappa

as much as possible in the chat, so that my friend Kappa

could find more of his Kappa

friends. It makes a big difference, thank you!

twitch chat

August 2014

Pokimane

A spare I guess

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, I bought two bundles of asparagus today. I only needed one but the other can be 'a spare i guess'.

twitch chat

January 2015

Reynad

Everytiem kripp topdeck

twitchquotes: Everytiem kripp topdick, i well met all over myself Kreygasm

twitch chat

July 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

You will never be a crewmate

Among Us / Amogus

Mayan donger predictions

My friend Kappa needs your help

A spare I guess

Everytiem kripp topdeck

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