[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

Gorgeous tone of gray

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November 2015

Reynad

AITA for drop kicking my 2 month old sister down the stairs?

Some backstory required: Earlier today I was trying to relax but she wouldn't stop fucking making annoying ass googoo gaga noises. So today, I see her, and she is actually standing up! First I think to take a picture and tell my parents, but than I remember what an entitled bitch she is. I run forward, and leap forward and plant both my feet in her face as we both tumble down the stairs. I told my parents that she crawked in front of me whilst I was about to use the stairs so I'm out of trouble, and the surgery went fine and she is basically fine although she seems to have fucking learned her lesson as she 'talks' a lot less now. Next time she does this I'm uppercutting her entitled little baby skull

August 2021

Am I The Asshole?

Ben Shapiro goes to the movie theatre

let's say, hypothetically, that i went to the movie theater, and the movie i was watching happened to be three hours long. for the sake of the argument, i am about halfway through watching the movie, and i have to go to the bathroom. based on what's happening on screen, i can determine that an important scene is coming up, and that i need to see it if i want to understand the plot. what's stopping me from pissing in the drink cup they gave me for my dr. pepper? if i can do it quietly enough, no one is going to be able to notice what i'm doing, and, in my honest opinion, pissing in the drink cup is a much better alternative to using the bathroom, since i would've missed an important plot point had i chosen to do so. lastly, no one would have to clean it up afterwards, since it's all contained within the drink cup, which is meant to be disposed of after the movie anyways, and, as a result, will not affect the theater staff in any way whatsoever.

December 2020

Ben Shapiro

Everything changed when the Hearthstone nation attacked

twitchquotes: Diablo. PoE. WoW. GW2. Long ago,the four games lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hearthstone nation attacked. Only Kripp, master of no life gaming, could stop them, but when the world needed him the most, he played ResidentSleeper

stone.

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September 2016

Kripp

Hearthstone

VAPE Master hat and dress

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only the VAPE-MASTER can wear this vape hat VapeNation

and has the perfect body for this beautiful dress DNCbell

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July 2016

Kripp

[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

Gorgeous tone of gray

AITA for drop kicking my 2 month old sister down the stairs?

Am I The Asshole?

Ben Shapiro goes to the movie theatre

Ben Shapiro

Everything changed when the Hearthstone nation attacked

Hearthstone

VAPE Master hat and dress

VapeNation

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