[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory

twitchquotes: I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory trying to provide pasta to hard-working people all across the world. After a long day of work, I come to Kripp's chat to unwind and have thought-driven discussions about my favorite game and favorite streamer. When I get here, however, all I see is pasta after pasta. All I want to do is escape my miserable life, but you fucks keep spamming.

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March 2018

Classic

I hate Twitch Chat

YAYO was first found in America in the year 1070

twitchquotes: Did You Know? YAYO was first found in America in the year 1070. The native Dongers sang it to please their God. One day they didn't sing YAYO, a NACHO TORPEDO destroyed their whole culture. Ripperino Dongerino, all you knew was YAYO..

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November 2014

imaqtpie

I want to sleep with you. No, i dont mean have sex

twitchquotes: I want to sleep with you. No, i dont mean have sex. I mean sleep. Together. Under a blanket. In your bed. While your laying on my arm with my other hand on your tummy. With the window cracked, so its chilly and we have to cuddle closer. No talking, just the muffled cries.

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February 2019

Not your naked body

True dank meme EleGiggle

twitchquotes: Hello everyone, Captain EleGiggle

here. Please enlist to help fight of the Asian Invasion of MingLee. Copy and paste this to show your support of the true dank meme EleGiggle

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October 2015

Reynad

Among Us concerned father

Hello everyone, concerned father here. Recently my 7 year old son discovered the video game “Among Us” after playing it on his computer. While i didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had been screaming 'sus’ in his sleep. When asked to do his homework, he called me a stupid father and said ‘kicked’. His grades have been dropping heavily since that day and whenever i refuse to give him my credit card for cosmetics he threatens me saying he’ll “eject” me. Yesterday I entered his room to witness him listening to extremely loud rave 'Among Drip’, he put a bunch of pillows in his shirt to make himself look big and now calls himself a “crewmate”. He refuses to go to bible study unless we use “vent” to get there. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transportation except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?

February 2021

[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory

Classic

I hate Twitch Chat

YAYO was first found in America in the year 1070

I want to sleep with you. No, i dont mean have sex

Not your naked body

True dank meme EleGiggle

Among Us concerned father

Among Us / Amogus

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