[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

My dad works at twitch dude

twitchquotes: My dad works at twitch dude, he's a sr Vice President, and he oversees players accounts. If you don't unban me, I'll make sure he gets both you and majinphil permabanned. But if you unban me, I'll make sure you fit in the algorithms to always be in people's recommended feed. Your choice.

twitch chat

December 2018

Imaqtpizzapie and Imaqtlasagne

twitchquotes: Hello Michael, this is you Italian cousin Imaqtpizzapie. I just wrote to inform you of the birth of your new godson Imaqtlasagne. That's correct you are the godfather. Pls no copy pasterino mafiarino donerino

twitch chat

April 2014

imaqtpie

Among Us player was ejected

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September 2020

Among Us / Amogus

which position would you be in a human centipede?

When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however would answer third. Why you ask? When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however, would answer third. Why you ask? When the first member of the centipede is fed, they will eventually defecate forcing the second member to ingest their feces. One could imagine that would be considered incredibly disgusting. As such, the second member would immediately vomit. After vomit travels into the first member's anus and up into their colon, they'll then pust another load into the second member's mouth even more disgusting than the last. The third member would never ingest the feces of the second member as they will always vomit what the first member expels back into them. The third member of the centipede gets to chill while the first and second trade a volley of shitty barf with each other forever.

May 2022

TELL US I LOVE YOU GUYS

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TELL US

I LOVE YOU GUYS

OR WE WILL SPAM DANSGAME

FOR 10DAYS DansGame

NON STOP

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April 2018

[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

My dad works at twitch dude

Imaqtpizzapie and Imaqtlasagne

Among Us player was ejected

Among Us / Amogus

which position would you be in a human centipede?

TELL US I LOVE YOU GUYS

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