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President's Day Emoji Pasta

🎉HAPPY🥳PRESIDICKS🍆😫DAY😛💦2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣ years ⏱ago 🗓our 👏👏fav😍pounding🧈👊🏻😘 father 👴🏻🍆💦and😌main🥺💯bitch💁‍♀️🤭WHOREge😎WashingSLUT🥳💅🍾came💦💦into👉👌this🌎WORLD🌍to ✌️becum💦 🤫the🇺🇸1ST🇺🇸presiDICK😢🍆🤞of👏🥳the💅United🇺🇸Sluts👙Of🤭America🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈send📧📲this➡️to 🔟of😉the😩sluttiest🍑💦💦patriots🔞👙🇺🇸you👇know🤗if you get 🔟 back😏😏you’re👏invited to the ✍️📝constitutional 📝✍️COCKus🍆💦 if you get 5️⃣ back 🤭🤣💁‍♀️ you’re a Mt. Rushmore 🗻👨🏻‍🦳WHORE🍆🍑👙💦if you 👤get 0️⃣ back 💔😹no 🚫 presidick🍆💦 for 🤭you 😭👨🏻‍🦳🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

March 2022

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Holiday Emoji

Holiday

does anyone have that sneaky copy pasta

twitchquotes: does anyone have the copy pasta where sneaky finally wins worlds but it turns out hes actually in a mental hospital and league died 10 years ago

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February 2019

Sneaky

League of Legends

Well you see sir, I watch Starcraft

Today my 12 year old and I walked into Harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudely asked why a 12 year old was signing up for a prestigious institute. My son proclaimed "Well you see sir, I watch Starcraft". The dean tried to apologize but the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated magnet koom louder on the first day of college.

December 2020

Imagine being Bill Gates right now.

Imagine being Bill Gates right now. You spend 30 years of your life and $50 billion of your own dollars supporting humanitarian causes. You directly save hundreds of thousands of lives in South East Asia by providing anti malaria netting to half of a continent, you drop infant mortality rates throughout the entire developing world by funding vaccine programs including vaccinating 40,000,000 children for polio, and, amongst a plethora of philanthropic endeavors, you fund free educational platforms like Khan Academy so people can have free access to high quality education. Then after donating half of your wealth to charity and pledging 90% of the remainder to charity in your will.. Arguably doing more to better life on earth for humanity than any other human being to ever live. You then hop on the internet only to find a million scientifically illiterate fucking imbeciles that are using the very computers you pretty much invented in the first place to call you a child murdering arch villian antichrist because they watched a YouTube video made by some other yokel with the comprehension of a fucking potato.

February 2021

Kripp finally picks Pogo

twitchquotes: Dear Mr. Kripparian, thank you so much for finally picking Pogo! Ever since you picked Pogo, his grades have gone up, he finally got a girlfriend, and he's stopped masturbating all day in his bedroom. I was certain my little Pogo was going to end up a lifeless virgin loser for his entire life, but your kind actions have put Pogo on a path for success. Thank you, thank you, you have my sincerest gratitude. Much love, Pogo's mom.

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June 2020

Kripp

Hearthstone

All hail Kripparrian of the House TSM

twitchquotes: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Hear, hear. All hail Kripparrian of the House TSM, the First of His Name, The One With No Life, King of Wraeclast, Prince of the Docks, Papparrian of the First Men, Emperor of the Great Sarn Sea, Breaker of DeSync, and Father of Cattarian, RIP, First and Last of His Name. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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April 2015

Kripp

Tyler1 6 foot 5

twitchquotes: @loltyler1 hi man it was cool to meet you in Las Vegas. I had to get my drivers license update from 6 foot 1 to 7 foot 1 after meeting you because you’re 6 foot 5 and I didn’t realize I had my height so wrong. Again thanks for chatting, it was cool to meet you

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December 2018

Tyler1

Frog of Ice

twitchquotes: Ａｎｄｔｈｅｎｆｒｏｍｔｈｅｃｌｏｕｄｓｏｆｃｙｂｅｒｓｐａｃｅ，ａｃｈｉｌｌｗｉｎｄｂｌｅｗｕｐｏｎａｍｅｒｅＰａｓｔｅｒｐｌｅｂ，ｉｔｗａｓｔｈｅｆｒｏｇｏｆｉｃｅ，ａｎｄｈｅｕｎｖｅｉｌｅｄｕｐｏｎｈｉｍｔｈｅｒｅｖｅｌａｔｉｏｎｓ．ｔｈｅｒｅｖｅｌａｔｉｏｎｓｆｏｒｅｔｏｌｄｏｆａｎｅｗｐａｔｃｈ，ａｓａｖｉｏｒ．ａｍｅｓｓｉａｈ，ｔｈｅｒｉｓｅｏｆａｎｅｗｈｅｒｏａｎｄｔｈｅｄｏｗｎｆａｌｌｏｆｏｔｈｅｒｓ．Ｔｈｅｍｅｒｅｐｌｅｂ＇ｓｆｅｅｔｎｅａｒｌｙｃｏｌｌａｐｓｅｄｕｎｄｅｒｈｉｍａｓｈｅｗａｓｔｈｕｎｄｅｒｓｔｒｕｃｋｂｙｔｈｅｋｎｏｗｌｅｄｇｅａｎｄｈｅｒａｎｗｉｔｈｗｈａｔｅｖｅｒｂｒｅａｔｈｗａｓｗｉｔｈｉｎｈｉｍｔｏｓｐｒｅａｄｔｈｅｇｏｏｄｎｅｗｓ．

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April 2015

SingSing

The whole twitch chat "sub-culture" is strange to me

twitchquotes: The whole twitch chat "sub-culture" is so... strange to me. I put on a streamer and the chat is just animated emojis of pepes and some random guy laughing, almost no actual conversation. And that's after installing the damn extension to see those things. Before it was just a constant barrage of "LUL pepega ezclap" and I had no clue what the fuck was going on, or what a monkAS was...

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January 2019

Patient #69 Thijs

twitchquotes: Day 63: Patient #69 still calls himself "Thijs" and thinks he live in Netherlands. Almost every day he plays a children's magic poker game and talks to the screen, every day he must take a pill but he calls it "T-time". Our doctors will continue monitoring #69.

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January 2019

Thijs

Hearthstone

You have been gifted a Yep

twitchquotes: ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ You have been gifted a Yep . Type COCK to activate. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

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July 2020

Kermit the Frog and the Twin Towers

It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001. In "It's a Very Muppets Christmas Movie," a film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of fuck could kermit a terror attack on US soil, but there it stands unimpeachable... We have concrete, canon proof of involvement. Why the world hasn't stopped and asked further questions is only further proof of a media cabal keeping this conversation away from the masses. The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within.

April 2022

3Head You have entered BREXIT

twitchquotes: ———————————————————————— 🇬🇧 3Head You have entered BREXIT. Type 3Head to become a citizen. ————————————————————————

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August 2019

Always has been

Always has been 🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

March 2021

Kripp BMs an opponent in Hearthstone

twitchquotes: Hey guys, I want to tell you about a terrible experience I had. I'm a 12 year old boy, I'm quite a nice guy but I've had a rough time lately. My dad left us a few years ago and my mom beats me. I'm very shy and I am bullied at school. Anyways, I played Hearthstone to take my mind of all this stuff. I played Kripp and he said I was a "Mind-blowingly bad hunter", "This guy is a garbage human being", and he said that I'm "a super shit person". He hated me so much and this makes me very sad.

twitch chat

July 2019

Kripp

Hearthstone

Is this chat filled with parrots?

twitchquotes: Is this chat filled with parrots? All you guys do is copy what the person above you wrote. Please have some originality and contribute to a smarter chat.

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August 2014

I hate Twitch Chat

ZULUL RUNNING LOW ON COMMANDOS

twitchquotes: ALO ALO 📞 ZULUL RUNNING LOW ON COMMANDOS 📞 ZULUL NEED BACKUP 📞 ZULUL VI VON 📞 ZULUL

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July 2019

Kripp invites Hotform to a friendly Fireside duel

twitchquotes: Hotform sees another invite to a friendly Fireside duel from Kripp and wants to move into fetal curl, but his hand is chained to the heater. Rania steps next to his laptop, putting dry bread and tap water down. “Come, Hotform, it is only 3 more hours today. You can even have some lettuce for dinner.” His eyes tear up while he accepts the invite and mulligans his hand, but then he sees Kripp’s first minion: Lucentbark. “No, nononono, please, please! Kill me! Just kill me! CHAT! CHAT HELP ME!”

twitch chat

August 2019

Kripp

Hearthstone

Not your typical 12 year old ;)

twitchquotes: I'm twelve but everyone says I am very mature for my age and say I'm basically 16. Also, I love real bands like AC/DC and punk rock like green day so I'm not your typical 12 year old.

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December 2017

This is your long lost brother, Jokerc

twitchquotes: Hello Jokerd, this is your long lost brother, Jokerc. I have missed you so much, I hope you don't mind that I played your mage while you were sleeping? Also I told method that we shared the account lmao!

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August 2019

JokerdTV

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Holiday

does anyone have that sneaky copy pasta

League of Legends

Well you see sir, I watch Starcraft

Imagine being Bill Gates right now.

Kripp finally picks Pogo

Hearthstone

All hail Kripparrian of the House TSM

Tyler1 6 foot 5

Frog of Ice

The whole twitch chat "sub-culture" is strange to me

Patient #69 Thijs

Hearthstone

You have been gifted a Yep

Kermit the Frog and the Twin Towers

3Head You have entered BREXIT

Always has been

Kripp BMs an opponent in Hearthstone

Hearthstone

Is this chat filled with parrots?

I hate Twitch Chat

ZULUL RUNNING LOW ON COMMANDOS

Kripp invites Hotform to a friendly Fireside duel

Hearthstone

Not your typical 12 year old ;)

This is your long lost brother, Jokerc

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