Latest Copypastas

Wasting time on Twitch, must be me

twitchquotes: No job ✔️ 4Head

No girlfriend ✔️ 4Head

No friends ✔️ 4Head

No talents ✔️ 4Head

Wasting time on Twitch ✔️ 4Head

Must be me 4Head

twitch chat

May 2017

Classic

If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning

twitchquotes: If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade 🙏👊

twitch chat

May 2017

Emoji Pasta

Fidget Spinner

Waiting for adblock to be disabled

only a real human being can buld a prper face

twitchquotes: 👁 👃 👁 only a real human being can build a proper face 👄

twitch chat

May 2017

Smoking Frog

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ascii art

May 2017

Monitor always grey, need you to fix

twitchquotes: ☎️📞 BabyRage

HELLO? Computer repairman?? ☎️📞 BabyRage

This is QT ☎️📞 BabyRage

Monitor always grey ☎️📞 BabyRage

need you to fix

twitch chat

May 2017

imaqtpie

League of Legends

What happened to this ad? :(

What if we all spam the same thing?

twitchquotes:

what

all

spam

the

same

thing?

twitch chat

May 2017

Watch a middle aged man play a children's card game

twitchquotes: EleGiggle

THAT MOMENT EleGiggle

WHEN YOU

REALIZE

THAT YOU PAY $5 A MONTH EleGiggle

TO WATCH A MIDDLE AGED MAN EleGiggle

PLAY A CHILDRENS CARTOON GAME EleGiggle

twitch chat

May 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

Kappa salute

twitchquotes: Kappa

twitch chat

May 2017

Kappa dab

twitchquotes: < Kappa

twitch chat

May 2017

Kappa clap

twitchquotes: Kappa

twitch chat

May 2017

I used to be a real ad

THIS GAME IS AMAZING

twitchquotes: PogChamp

THIS GAME IS AMAZING! PogChamp

(Five dollars were deposited in your PayPal Account. Please, remove this part of the message before pasting it in the chat, thank you and have a nice day!)

twitch chat

May 2017

sellout

i think they should make golden cards have a small bonus

twitchquotes: i think they should make golden cards have a small bonus or something so it's worth getting. I think +1 attack or -1 less mana to cast or something

twitch chat

April 2017

Hearthstone

NORMIES OUT

twitchquotes: PunOko

🚪 NORMIES OUT PunOko

twitch chat

April 2017

Weebs

Lapras

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ascii art

April 2017

Pokemon

Mutant Seagull

ascii art

April 2017

Waiting for adblock to be disabled

Dont mind me just turning it to gold

twitchquotes: GivePLZ

Dont mind me just turning it to gold

twitch chat

April 2017

You subs are still plebs

twitchquotes: You subs are still plebs, in the eyes of the elite, everyone is a pleb. Just because you paid 5 dollars to watch free entertainment dosent mean you arent a pleb. I like how subs try to make themselves feel better by calling everyone else plebs, because they pay 5 dollars a month to spam stupid emotes and have a little icon next to their name.

twitch chat

April 2017

plebs vs subs

Ban one American, get the whole McDonald's

twitchquotes: OpieOP

ban

one

american

and

you

get

the

whole

mcdonalds

twitch chat

April 2017

MODS

Ban X Get The Whole Y

EU vs NA

Our Salt Lord who art in Canada. Kripparian be thy name

twitchquotes: Our Salt Lord who art in Canada. Kripparian be thy name. Thy Bad RNG come. Thy topdecks be done. On Arena as it is in Ranked. Give us this day our daily rant. And forgive us our button presses as we forgive those who don't press theirs against us. For thine is the never lucky. The bullsh*t RNG. Forever and ever. Ameno.

twitch chat

April 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

I used to be a real ad

Ban one MingLee, get the whole dynasty

twitchquotes: MingLee

Ban

One

Lee

And

You

Get

The

Whole

Dynasty

twitch chat

April 2017

Wasting time on Twitch, must be me

Classic

If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning

Emoji Pasta

Fidget Spinner

only a real human being can buld a prper face

Smoking Frog

Monitor always grey, need you to fix

League of Legends

What if we all spam the same thing?

Watch a middle aged man play a children's card game

Hearthstone

Kappa salute

Kappa dab

Kappa clap

THIS GAME IS AMAZING

sellout

i think they should make golden cards have a small bonus

Hearthstone

NORMIES OUT

Weebs

Lapras

Pokemon

Mutant Seagull

Dont mind me just turning it to gold

You subs are still plebs

plebs vs subs

Ban one American, get the whole McDonald's

MODS

Ban X Get The Whole Y

EU vs NA

Our Salt Lord who art in Canada. Kripparian be thy name

Hearthstone

Ban one MingLee, get the whole dynasty

MODS

Ban X Get The Whole Y

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