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Gray Screen Simulator for Windows

twitchquotes: Hey Tyler, I was just curious if this was the new Gray Screen Simulator for Windows and Windows devices? I've been seeing a lot of good reviews and was curious about picking it up. Thanks for the advice, buddy!
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November 2018
Tyler1

League of Legends

Among Us wikipedia entry comment (The Amogus Effect)

To: Talk:Among Us The heavy amount of shitposting which satires the videogame "Among Us" seems massive and relevant enough to me to have some sort of brief mention in this article. As there is a lot of satire about whether or not Among Us is "dead" or "overpopulated by 5 year olds". Of course, this section would maintain the formal and encyclopedic tone of Wikipedia articles, but things such as the "Among Us Effect" As seen here:1st or in the Lego Piece 26047 (Image of the aforementioned piece, which looks like the Crewmate in Among Us. This internet phenomenom is so big that you can literally post the Image of a trashcan without any context and many people will get the "Amogus" reference But take all of this with a bit of salt. My goal here is not to get the funnies, but to make wikipedia a better place, and I think this is a way to do it, but If you don't feel like this is the right way feel free to tell me.
June 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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Hiko is as cracked as he is jacked (7-11 diapers)

twitchquotes: Iโ€™m telling you, Hiko is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said โ€they contain my full power so I donโ€™t completely shit on these kidsโ€œ then he bunny hopped out the door
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June 2021
Hiko

Valorant

SPAM THIS BANANA TO HELP MICHAEL SANTANA

twitchquotes: SPAM ๐ŸŒ THIS ๐ŸŒ BANANA ๐ŸŒ TO ๐ŸŒ HELP ๐ŸŒ MICHAEL ๐ŸŒ SANTANA
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November 2018
imaqtpie

Moments later the mine explodes

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December 2014
Forsen

Hearthstone

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MagicAmy used VANISH

twitchquotes: MagicAmy PREP'd the scam, CONCEALED his identity, BETRAYED Reynad, SPRINTED with the money and used VANISH.
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February 2015
Reynad

Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid!

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan May as well not even bother! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan And Still my pyramid sucks so very much! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan I really am the worst!
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July 2020

Another response to "who asked?"

I am so tired of you always saying who asked. What if no one asked? Can I not speak up and say something when no one has asked? If everyone did this then no one would ever speak. I think I'm allowed to say what I want. Even if no one asked.
November 2021

Who Asked?

When Kripp plays Reno warrior...

twitchquotes: Captain's log, entry 69, stardate 420. It has been 9001 days since the SS Kripp first entered into this game of hearthstone, and still there appears to be no signs of release, no way out. I fear for the lives of myself and my crew, we may all pass of old age before we are freed from this particular game.
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November 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Positive "Give me a second guys" copypasta

twitchquotes: โ€œGive me a second, guys,โ€ Kripp says. โ€œGotta hit up the bathroomโ€ He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately springs up from his chair and shouts "I LOVE THIS GAME!" before giving Dex a swift pat on the head. As Dex yips loudly in delight, Kripp runs over to give Rania a kiss on the cheek. Rania then tries to take out the trash, but Kripp swiftly grabs the bag from her and does it for her. Elated, Kripp wipes the sweat off his forehead, sits back down, and resumes his stream.
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November 2020
Kripp
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Imaqtpie takes a break from the stream

twitchquotes: "Alright we fuckin lost," Michael says. "I'm gonna go piss." He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately bites Small Cat's vulnerable tail. As Small Cat yelps loudly in pain, Michael overturns the nearest chair, yelling "SMAKET I LOST" as loudly as he can. Lisha tries to calm him down, but Michael swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Michael wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
twitch chat
May 2019
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Here in my garage

twitchquotes: Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. Itโ€™s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, Iโ€™m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. Itโ€™s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, โ€œthe more you learn, the more you earn.โ€
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August 2018

COPY THIS GEM TO HELP TSM

twitchquotes: COPY PrimeMe THIS PrimeMe GEM PrimeMe TO PrimeMe HELP PrimeMe TSM PrimeMe
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April 2019
Riot Games

Rhyme Chant

League of Legends

Forsen was drinking on the job

twitchquotes: Forskin used to work at the sperm bank but was fired for drinking on the job
twitch chat
December 2014
Forsen

I have a REAL and GENUINE relationship with my streamers

twitchquotes: OMG this guy is so wrong. As a longtime sub and donator, I have a REAL and GENUINE relationship with my streamers. When I send them donos they thank me personally on stream so I'm pretty sure they know who I am haha
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June 2020

Simps

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Pac-Man projectiles

twitchquotes: FeelsGoodMan FBBlock ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ“ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿˆ โœˆ๏ธ ๐Ÿ”” ๐Ÿ”‘
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April 2019

Super Smash Bros

Goodbye vegetable man. Goodbye.

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, i am the manager of the supermarket where you buy packages of vegetables everyday. After you leave every morning we are left with no vegetables. People are started to complain about you and asked me to ban you from coming to this supermarket. They threatened me if i don't ban you they won't come here anymore. I am so sorry that i have to do this. Goodbye vegetable man. Goodbye.
twitch chat
March 2018
Kripp

Rania's a DongDigger

twitchquotes: [ฬฒฬ…$ฬฒฬ…(ฬฒฬ… อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐฬฒฬ…)ฬฒฬ…$ฬฒฬ…] I ain't saying Rania's a DongDigger, but she ain't messin with no broke krippers [ฬฒฬ…$ฬฒฬ…(ฬฒฬ… อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐฬฒฬ…)ฬฒฬ…$ฬฒฬ…]
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March 2014
Kripp

regarding your status as a zoomer

twitchquotes: Hey dear Michael Santana, weโ€™re reaching to you regarding your status as a zoomer. We might feel threatened by your recent choice of facial hair style, remember to stay within a zoomerโ€™s spectrum.
twitch chat
August 2019
imaqtpie
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Happy 420 emoji copypasta

April 2021

VapeNation

Emoji Pasta

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