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Where were u when USSR fell?

twitchquotes: Where were u when USSR fell? I was in gulag tourturing prisoner when t-34 tank came "Stalin is kil" "Nyet"
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January 2020

SPAM THIS TO HELP ZACKRAY

twitchquotes: KappaPride SPAM KappaPride THIS KappaPride GAY KappaPride TO KappaPride HELP KappaPride ZACKRAY
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February 2019
VGBootCamp

KappaPride

Super Smash Bros

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My little Krummy Wummy

twitchquotes: "THIS GAME IS FUCKIN GARBAGE!" Kurum yelled, voice cracking slightly in exasperation. "What's wrong Huney-Krum?" Soju called out from the kitchen. "I JUST WENT 5TH TO A FUCKIN BOT... and what the hell did you call me, bowl cut?" Kurum responded, still fuming. "Well, you told me if I called you 'My little Krummy Wummy' one more time you were gonna kick my ass..." Soju pouted, his head peeking around the kitchen door frame "Look, if you take a little break, I know where you can still be top 1..
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December 2019
Kurumx

Teamfight Tactics

Your cat is plotting to destroy you

twitchquotes: I'm your cat, and ever since you brought me home that day? Well, i've been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love? This is a billion years of tiger DNA just ready to pounce. And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage you could be coughing up the cash for this. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem like meow
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February 2020

How can this guy call himself a professional streamer

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ˜ก How can this guy call himself a professional streamer when he CLEARLY has no clue about what he's doing. You're supposed to kill the application process tree not alt+f4 like a fucking monkey FailFish Seriously I'm done watching this guy and if I see any one of your fuckers copypaste this I'll delete my account ๐Ÿ˜ก
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June 2017
I used to be a real ad

NA REJOICE! UMA JAN IS HERE!

twitchquotes: NA REJOICE! UMA JAN has crossed the ocean to show you the light! UMA JAN will teach you that sidelanes exist! UMA JAN will teach you that you can win a game before 40 minutes! NA REJOICE! UMA JAN IS HERE!
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July 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper

twitchquotes: MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper SHAPESHIFT ResidentSleeper SHAPESHIFT ResidentSleeper THE CIRCLE OF LIFE IS OVER ResidentSleeper PLAGUE LORD ResidentSleeper MY WINGED CHILDREN FILL THE SKIES ResidentSleeper I AM THE ESSENCE OF MAGIC ResidentSleeper
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March 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

Eadric the Pure requests Brotherman Bill

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October 2015
Reynad

Hearthstone

I'm not gonna copypasta from now on

twitchquotes: okay, I have decided I'm not gonna copypasta from now on. it's annoying and really uncreative. I'll post actual genuine content from now on โค๏ธ๏ธ I hope you can accept me for who I am
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September 2020

FunPlus Pheonix logo

twitchquotes: โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกคโ €โ €โ €โ €โขคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโฃพโกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃทโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃพโ Ÿโขกโฃฟโฃงโฃดโกถโ ถโฃฆโฃ„โฃ€โฃผโฃฟโกŒโ ปโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃผโฃฟโ โ €โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃ„โ ‰โ €โ ‰โข‹โฃฝโฃฟโฃ‡โ €โ นโฃฟโฃงโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโฃฟโกŸโฃฟโ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ €โ €โขพโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ €โ €โฃฟโขปโฃฟโฃ„โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โข โฃฟโฃฟโ โ นโฃ‡โ €โ ธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โ €โฃธโ โข˜โฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โ € โ €โ €โขธโฃ‡โ ˜โ งโ €โ  โกถโ คโ ฝโกฟโขฟโกฟโฃงโขคโฃคโขผโกฟโ ฟโขคโฃถโกคโ คโ พโฃงโฃพโก‡โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ ฐโขถโก‡โขธโก‡โฃฟโข€โ ปโขธโฃฟโก„โ ˆโขฟโ ƒโข€โฃพโฃฃโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขฟโฃถโฃ„โฃ€โฃ‡โฃธโฃฟโฃ‡โฃ˜โฃโฃฟโฃธโฃ†โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โข€โฃพโกฟโ ›โ โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโกโฃฉโ ‰โกโฃฟโฃฟโ ‰โฃฟโขนโ ‹โฃญโฃนโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ ˆโขงโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โฃคโฃดโก‡โ ฟโขฟโ €โ ฟโขธโ —โ ฆโขธโฃฟโ ƒโข€โฃพโก„โ ˆโขงโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ “โ ›โ ›โฃณโกถโขžโกทโข’โกžโขณโ ’โขพโ ณโขถโฃžโ ›โ “โ ’โ ’โ ›โ ‚โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃพโฃ‹โฃฐโกโ €โฃผโ €โ ˜โฃ‡โ €โขณโฃ„โฃนโฃทโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ปโขถโฃดโฃฟโ €โ €โฃฟโฃคโกพโ Ÿโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ›โ ทโ žโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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November 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

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Hospitalised from QTPie with Scarra stream

twitch chat
January 2015
imaqtpie

Create awarness of the many homeless people in the USA

twitchquotes: Hello @imaqtpie :) I really appreciate your honorable try to create awarness of the many homeless people in the USA. But one thing, dressing up as one is a little bit to much, isn't it?
twitch chat
March 2018
imaqtpie

Press CTRL + W to prove you are not a bot

twitchquotes: โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” imGlitch The Twitch Anti-Bot Algorithm(TM) has detected you may be a bot. Please press the A key on your keyboard and then press the key combo CTRL + W to prove you are not a bot.โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
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May 2019

I am a sub with cash

twitchquotes: Hey you poor, underage trash. ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ You know what the symbol next to my name means? Means I am a sub. Means I am a VIP. Means I got cash. ๐Ÿ’ต What you got? You got shit. ๐Ÿ’ฉ You poor non-sub trash ought to pay me and my sub-bros some respect. ๐Ÿ’ฏ We subbed because we have cash. ๐Ÿ’ต Real life jobs, real life credit cards.
twitch chat
May 2019

plebs vs subs

KFC rejection letter

Hi Sophie, Thank you for your application to Team KFC. We're cluckin' delighted you're keen to join our flock, however at this moment in time your skills aren't the secret recipe the Colonel is looking for. But we'd love to hear from you again when you have some more experience under your wing, so please give us a cluck if you would like to apply in the future. Best Wishes, Team KFC
October 2021
What happened to this ad? :(

I hate when people refer to orange juice as OJ

I hate when people refer to orange juice as OJ. Why OJ? Do you want to sound cool? Is it so much of a hustle to say orange juice? Do you abbreviate apple juice too? " Hey yeah, let me have some AJ?" - said by no one ever. I just think it sound annoying af. Edit: I don't have any issues with abbreviations, except for OJ as orange juice. Sorry if I offended some of you with sensitive feelings.
May 2022

The D: emote has been banned

twitchquotes: โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” imGlitch The D: emote has been banned from this channel โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
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September 2018

So you're going by "Trihex" now nerd?

twitchquotes: So you're going by "Trihex" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Bradley from PE Class. Remember me? Me and the guys used to pick you last in kickball. Sorry you were just complete trash lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember how everyone would back up when I got up to the plate? Yeah, that's because I have a fat cock and super saiyan legs. Everyone still respects me because I was born an ultimate chad. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic...
twitch chat
January 2021
trihex

The ogrelord. Shrek.

November 2014

Shrek

What happened to this ad? :(

This copypasta pushed your comment into the void

twitchquotes: Oh, were you trying to send a message in this chat? Sorry pal, didn't see you there. In fact, I don't think anybody saw your message. Chat is just moving too fast with all these people spamming large amounts of text. Thems just the breaks kid, welcome to twitch. Don't even bother trying to share your opinion, because at the end of the day, the only thing that the rest of the viewers will remember is this meaningless copypasta that pushed your comment up into the void.
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August 2020
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