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Kripp play game for REAL man like Counterstrike Go!

twitchquotes: Privyet, Komrade Kripp! Is your cousin Dmitri from Mother Russia! I am of hearing that you make much moneys by playing simplistic card game for toddlers and whining like little baby in front of thousands of simpletons! BLYAT! You should play game for REAL man like Counterstrike Go! Already I am recruit by man with enormous forehead for professional team Tampon Storm and will be winning many tournaments, yes! Don't be a cyka, you capitalist pig, and stop crying like baby! Love, Dmitri.

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June 2016

Kripp

Classic

Hearthstone

Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℂℍ𝕆𝕊𝔼ℕ 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ 𝕎𝕀𝔼𝕃𝔻 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝕊𝕎𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 𝕊𝕃𝔸𝕀ℕ 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝟙𝟘𝕄𝕀ℕ 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'𝕊 ℙ𝕆𝕎𝔼ℝ. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℂℍ𝕆𝕊𝔼ℕ 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 ℙ𝔸𝕊𝕋𝔸 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 𝕆𝕌𝕋!

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March 2016

Kripp

I used to be a real ad

Intellectually demanding deck

twitchquotes: I scored 160 on the WAIS-IV many years back, at 4 standard deviations from the mean, or at the 99.997th percentile. My childhood IQ score on the SB-LM was 189. Is there a deck that is very intellectually demanding and has an extremely high skill cap that will test my intellect to the very most?

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August 2016

Reynad

Hearthstone

Viewbot #21701 reporting for duty

twitchquotes: MrDestructoid

HEY

KRIPP

VIEWBOT #21701 MrDestructoid

REPORTING

FOR

DUTY

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August 2015

Kripp

Viewbots

Don't mind me, just ripping the fattest clouds

twitchquotes: O 0 o VapeNation

Don't mind me, just ripping the fattest clouds

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April 2016

Dyrus

VapeNation

I used to be a real ad

Arrogant globaphopic

twitchquotes: This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me. You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian

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May 2016

Only the chosen wizard can wear his hat

twitchquotes: AMPEnergyCherry

Only the chosen wizard can wear his hat つ◕౪◕つ──☆*:・

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May 2016

Reynad

You've been visited by the Feels Bad Man

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan

You've been visited by the Feels Bad Man FeelsBadMan

Misery, Hatred and Self Deprecation will be all yours FeelsBadMan

but only if you DON'T copy and paste this message FeelsBadMan

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August 2016

Kripp

Holy Champion: how many fingers do you see?

twitchquotes: ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ How many fingers do you see? ╭∩╮ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

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October 2015

Kibler

Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes

twitchquotes: Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes. His face comes closer as he plants his wet lips onto mine. We are locked together in a beautiful display of love. Then I wake up. I look at Kripp's stream. He is playing Tavern Brawl. Now I remember why I fell asl... ResidentSleeper

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November 2016

Kripp

Classic

Hearthstone

I used to be a real ad

Who let the dongs out?!

twitchquotes: ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ Who let the dongs out?! Woof ╰( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)╯ Woof woof woof woof ╰( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)╯

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December 2014

imaqtpie

Only the chosen one can hold this taco

twitchquotes: TBTacoLeft

Only the chosen one can hold this taco⎝ OpieOP

⎠

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April 2016

Riot Games

Feels good to be a Trump sub

twitchquotes: trumpW

FEELS

GOOD

TRUMP

SUB

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August 2015

Forsen

Where can I go to find some high octane gaming?

twitchquotes: So I says to my friend, I says, "Where can I go to find some high octane gaming?". He replies, "You should check out MoonMoon on Twitch. He go hard". I come watch this stream only to find medium octane gaming. What a grotasque, lecherous hag my friend is.

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January 2017

MOONMOON

Overwatch

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

November 2014

Classic

I sexually Identify as

What happened to this ad? :(

We found this new site called CSGO Lotto

twitchquotes: We found this new site called CSGO Lotto—so I'll link it down in the description if you guys want to check it out. We were betting on it today and I won a pot of like $69 or something like that, so it was a pretty small pot, but it was like the coolest feeling ever. I ended up following them on Twitter and stuff, and they hit me up and they're talking to me about potentially doing like a skin sponsorship.

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August 2016

TmarTn

CSGO

Please Lord Give Kripp Bad RNG

twitchquotes: BlessRNG

PLEASE LORD BlessRNG

GIVE KRIPP BlessRNG

BAD RNG

SO WE MAY FEAST BlessRNG

UPON HIS

SALTY BOUNTY BlessRNG

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March 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

salty

Sorry, I dropped my chess set

twitchquotes: ♗ ♘ ♟ ♛ ♕ ♜ ♝ ♞ ♟♙♗ ♘ ♟ ♛ ♕ ♜ ♝ ♞ Sorry, I've dropped my chess set ♗ ♘ ♟ ♛ ♕ ♜ ♝ ♞ ♟♙♗ ♘ ♟ ♛ ♕ ♜ ♝ ♞ ♟♙♗ ♘ ♟ ♛ ♕ ♜ ♞ ♟♛ ♙♗ ♘

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September 2014

imaqtpie

Raise your donger

twitchquotes: work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger

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March 2014

WildTurtle

What happened to this ad? :(

Vapogender

twitchquotes: VapeNation

Vapogender: A gender that sort of feels like smoke. One can see it and understand it on a shallow level but if one tried to go deeper it disappears, and one is left with no gender and only tiny wisps of the gender one thought it was. VapeNation

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June 2016

Sneaky

Kripp play game for REAL man like Counterstrike Go!

Classic

Hearthstone

Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

Intellectually demanding deck

Hearthstone

Viewbot #21701 reporting for duty

Viewbots

Don't mind me, just ripping the fattest clouds

VapeNation

Arrogant globaphopic

Only the chosen wizard can wear his hat

You've been visited by the Feels Bad Man

Holy Champion: how many fingers do you see?

Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes

Classic

Hearthstone

Who let the dongs out?!

Only the chosen one can hold this taco

Feels good to be a Trump sub

Where can I go to find some high octane gaming?

Overwatch

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter

Classic

I sexually Identify as

We found this new site called CSGO Lotto

CSGO

Please Lord Give Kripp Bad RNG

Hearthstone

salty

Sorry, I dropped my chess set

Raise your donger

Vapogender

VapeNation

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