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When you clean your vacuum cleaner

twitchquotes: When you clean your vacuum cleaner, aren't you the vacuum cleaner? :thinking:
twitch chat
July 2018
I used to be a real ad

Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?

twitchquotes: ๐”ป๐•  ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•”๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•  ๐•ž๐•ฆ๐•”๐•™? ๐•€'๐•ž ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ก๐•’๐•ช ๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฅ๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐••๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•’๐•”๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ž๐•–. ๐•€๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•”๐•’๐•ฃ๐•–๐•• ๐•’๐•“๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ข๐•ฆ๐•’๐•๐•š๐•ฅ๐•ช ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐• ๐•ฃ ๐•„๐• ๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•™๐•š๐•ž๐•ค๐•–๐•๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐•• ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•ก ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•”๐• ๐•ก๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ก๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜. ๐”พ๐• ๐••, ๐•€ ๐•ค๐•จ๐•–๐•’๐•ฃ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ก๐•’๐•ฃ๐•ฅ ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•จ๐•š๐•ฅ๐•”๐•™. โ„‚๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐••๐•Ÿ'๐•ฅ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•›๐•ฆ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•“๐•– ๐•ž๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•—๐• ๐•ฃ ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•– ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐•๐•š๐•—๐•–?
twitch chat
February 2018
MOONMOON

Never lucky veganism

twitchquotes: In a new study scientists aimed to find the origin of luck by studying an internet celebrity known as Kripparian, famous for playing a children's card game for thousands to watch, after inumerous claims of being "never lucky" while playing said game. The scientists eventually isolated a single variable known only to this particular individual: veganism. While it might yet be soon to draw any conclusions, scientists seem to agree that a meat-rich diet is indeed the cure for "never lucky".
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

you can't chat. Its not a chat.

twitchquotes: Relatively new to twitch and I am confounded by twitch chat. It is just full of spam emojis. You can't ask questions, you can't have conversations, nothing. It all scrolls away so quickly to stupid face pics posted 15 times in a row.Its not really a chat. Chat involves atleast two people speaking to each other. This is just everyone spamming face emojis over and over again.What is the point of spamming the face emojis? It completely ruins chat; you can't chat. Its not a chat.
twitch chat
February 2019

I hate Twitch Chat

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DUST TEST IF YOU TOUCH THE BUTTON

twitchquotes: DUST TEST ๐Ÿ”ด IF YOU TOUCH THE BUTTON , GO TO PRESS THE BUTTON โŽ monkaS
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Chat Test

Kripp is a professional children's card game streamer

twitchquotes: Who the hell do you think you kids are? Kripp is a professional children's card game streamer and mobile games salesman, and you think you can just come in his chat and criticize him and his plays like you know something he doesn't? Get real. Maybe if you ate your veggies like my boy Kripp, you'd have the brainpower to make crazy split-second analytical decisions that can beat the other kids on the playground. Show some fucking respect
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

Win any online argument by replying with this

Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + soyjak + beta + cringe + stfu + cope + seethe + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen + ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’… + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + pronouns in bio + anime pfp + ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small dick energy + ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ + lol copium + snowflake + ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿง๐Ÿคจ + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r/whooooosh + r/downvotedtooblivion + blocked and reported + yo Momma so fat + I fucked your mom last night + what zero pussy does to a mf + Jesse what the fuck are you talking about + holy shit go touch some grass + cry about it + get triggered
November 2021

Reddit

As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen

twitchquotes: As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen, I begin to contemplate reality. What truly has substance in this realm of technology, avarice and sin? What is our future, if not a blank, hollow nothing, rife with silence and strife? PogChamp
twitch chat
January 2018

Overwatch

Chess is dead

Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank. I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it. Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.
February 2020

Chess

I used to be a real ad

What is left of the Kripp we all loved?

twitchquotes: ๏ผฎ๏ฝ ๏ผฐ๏ฝ๏ผฅ๏ผŒ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŒ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ผฏ๏ผช๏ผŒ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝŽ๏ฝŒ๏ผŽ ๏ผท๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ†๏ฝ” ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ผŸ ๏ผฎ๏ฝ๏ฝ— ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ผŒ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚๏ฝ“๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“๏ผŒ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ ๏ฝŠ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ผด๏ผณ๏ผญ
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

10 years since Dota 2 update

twitchquotes: ๏ผ‘๏ผใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ผค๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ผ’ใ€€๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ผŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‹ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‡๏ฝˆใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ™๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‹ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ” ใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ•๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ•๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ผŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽใ€€Icefrog๏ผŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ‡๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ—ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ผŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ใ€€๏ผณ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”'๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝŒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ“๏ผŽใ€€๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ผŽใ€€๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‹ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ผ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ผŽ
twitch chat
April 2015
SingSing

Dota 2

KRIPP PLEASE delete hearth arena

twitchquotes: KRIPP PLEASE delete hearth arena and pry their dirty leeching talons from your spine. that app is complete trash and the only reason the meta is the way the meta is, is because literally every drooling fucking noob uses that app and just mindleslly picks whatever cards they recomend. DELETE that SHIT and start forging a new meta with your skill and creativity. you have a high IQ but you arent fucking using it. youre being sapped kripp
twitch chat
February 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

DON'T MAKE IT TOO OBVIOUS ROOKIE

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head HELLO ROOKIE, DONโ€™T MAKE IT TOO OBVIOUS ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head
twitch chat
October 2018
Riot Games

League of Legends

Airport wifi password

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head HELLO TSM? ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head TL HERE ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head AIRPORT WIFI PASSWORD IS "123456789" ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head waiting for fly quest
twitch chat
October 2020
Riot Games

League of Legends

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How do you unlock the coin card?

twitchquotes: Dear Forsen I'm trying to copy your godly Deck but I'm having a hard time finding the card "The Coin." If you could specify how I unlock this card it would be much appreciated. Please no copy pasterino
twitch chat
January 2015
Forsen

Hearthstone

Professional Iron Players league

twitchquotes: I think it's really nice that Riot Gamesโ„ข provides iron players a league to play "professionally" in. They even let this so called "LCS" participate at Worlds with up to 3 teams! It really shows how progressive Riot Gamesโ„ข really is.
twitch chat
July 2020
LCS

League of Legends

Doinb is a Saudi professional League of Legends player

Muhammed "Doinb" Al-Qahtani is a Saudi professional League of Legends player who currently plays for Saudi pro team Allah warriors based in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. He's currently also working as an oil technician at Saudi Aramco and is looking for a Petroleum engineering job at an Oil company
September 2021

League of Legends

EU "Expect Unsatisfactionโ€ is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport

EU "Expect Unsatisfactionโ€ is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the LoL Worlds Championship, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport no wins Any %
October 2021

EU vs NA

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These aren't the dongs you're looking for

twitchquotes: เผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผผ ยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ ใƒฝ( อกยฐโ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกยฐ )๏พ‰ These aren't the dongs you're looking for (โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ)(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ)
twitch chat
December 2014
Forsen
Text-to-Speech Playing