I'm a new Jerma fan, please send help
What the hell is this guy doing!? I first checked in the middle of his Watchdogs stream few days ago, and he claims to be getting 60fps (despite it looking like 6). I assumed he was just having hardware issues, so I exited the stream for a while and came back. But, as soon as I checked his stream, he was yelling "OOEY-GOOEY CHEESE!" to some sandwich tier lists. What kind of master's degree do you need to understand the complexities of this person?!
Submitted by:anonymous
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I'm a new Jerma fan, please send help
What the hell is this guy doing!? I first checked in the middle of his Watchdogs stream few days ago, and he claims to be getting 60fps (despite it looking like 6). I assumed he was just having hardware issues, so I exited the stream for a while and came back. But, as soon as I checked his stream, he was yelling "OOEY-GOOEY CHEESE!" to some sandwich tier lists. What kind of master's degree do you need to understand the complexities of this person?!
“nothin’ like getting hit by a 2x4.”
“shit’s sturdy as hell”
“perfect for making chairs”
Submitted by:anonymous
“nothin’ like getting hit by a 2x4.”
“shit’s sturdy as hell”
“perfect for making chairs”
I pledge Allegiance to the flag of the Under Sussy of Ass and to the Repenis for which it stands, one nation under Gun, visible, with linus sex tips and joemama for all.
Submitted by:anonymous
I pledge Allegiance to the flag of the Under Sussy of Ass and to the Repenis for which it stands, one nation under Gun, visible, with linus sex tips and joemama for all.
Submitted by:uwu
uwu
AMONG US IN REAL LIFE
Submitted by:SUS SUS
SUS SUS
AMONG US IN REAL LIFE
AITA Will i become a pedophile if i jerk off to an illustration of 16 years old anime girl
Me(16M) thought that I won't become a pedophile if i am still a minor. one day I found an NSFW illustration(pixiv.net) of an anime girl from a game called "Blue Archive". My curiosity made me research about the game and found out that she's 16. after I knew her age I accidentally activate my 0.2% pedophilic grindset and it made me automatically click back to the tab that I opened to find the illustration of that girl. the illustration made my cock(18cm) hard and I jerk off 6 times my cum is enough to fill 2/5 of a can of pepsi. after i cum i realized that i have jerk off to a minor(16F) i quickly clean up my cum and take responsibility by downloading the game(around 3GB) and tried my best to get her affection level higher. AITA?
TL;DR : cum
Submitted by:anonymous
JUST LIKE BERZINGER!!1!11!!
AITA Will i become a pedophile if i jerk off to an illustration of 16 years old anime girl
Me(16M) thought that I won't become a pedophile if i am still a minor. one day I found an NSFW illustration(pixiv.net) of an anime girl from a game called "Blue Archive". My curiosity made me research about the game and found out that she's 16. after I knew her age I accidentally activate my 0.2% pedophilic grindset and it made me automatically click back to the tab that I opened to find the illustration of that girl. the illustration made my cock(18cm) hard and I jerk off 6 times my cum is enough to fill 2/5 of a can of pepsi. after i cum i realized that i have jerk off to a minor(16F) i quickly clean up my cum and take responsibility by downloading the game(around 3GB) and tried my best to get her affection level higher. AITA?
TL;DR : cum
The Sonic kid later turned into the Teen Titans kid, where he said he’d be Robin and I could be Starfire.Obviously I wanted to be Raven, but he insisted I be Starfire and he got an entire group of kids together to play the game.he wanted to go on “missions” or something and the teachers heard n thought he was trying to get me to kiss him again, so we were told we couldn’t play anymore.My mom later told me they misheard missions as missionary. I’ll never forget you, sonic missionary boy"
Submitted by:loukily
Story from her youth
The Sonic kid later turned into the Teen Titans kid, where he said he’d be Robin and I could be Starfire.Obviously I wanted to be Raven, but he insisted I be Starfire and he got an entire group of kids together to play the game.he wanted to go on “missions” or something and the teachers heard n thought he was trying to get me to kiss him again, so we were told we couldn’t play anymore.My mom later told me they misheard missions as missionary. I’ll never forget you, sonic missionary boy"
There's a place downtown
Where the freaks all come around
It's a hole in the wall
It's a dirty free-for-all
And they (turn me on)
When they (take it off)
When they (take it off)
Everybody take it off
Submitted by:anonymous
There's a place downtown
Where the freaks all come around
It's a hole in the wall
It's a dirty free-for-all
And they (turn me on)
When they (take it off)
When they (take it off)
Everybody take it off
Z grami Blizzarda posiadam styczność od bardzo dawna, grałem w gry z uniwersów takich jak Diablo, Warcraft, Starcraft czy Overwatch. Moją przygodę z World of Warcraft rozpocząłem w 2009 roku, co może się wydawać dosyć dziwne gdyż byłem wtedy bardzo młody. Lecz moja styczność z WoWem zaczęła się dużo wcześniej.
Teraz gram w World of Warcraft oraz World of Warcraft: Classic. I oczywiście wciąż zamierzam grać, w następne dodatki do retaila oraz bardzo wyczekiwanego przez społeczność TBC oraz WOTLK. Poniżej możecie zobaczyć postacie na jakich gram obecnie. Pozdrawiam wszystkich <3
Submitted by:Smutny Drwal
Z grami Blizzarda posiadam styczność od bardzo dawna, grałem w gry z uniwersów takich jak Diablo, Warcraft, Starcraft czy Overwatch. Moją przygodę z World of Warcraft rozpocząłem w 2009 roku, co może się wydawać dosyć dziwne gdyż byłem wtedy bardzo młody. Lecz moja styczność z WoWem zaczęła się dużo wcześniej.
Teraz gram w World of Warcraft oraz World of Warcraft: Classic. I oczywiście wciąż zamierzam grać, w następne dodatki do retaila oraz bardzo wyczekiwanego przez społeczność TBC oraz WOTLK. Poniżej możecie zobaczyć postacie na jakich gram obecnie. Pozdrawiam wszystkich <3
HOMARE NISHITANI
PATRIARCH OF THE BLOOD CHUB FAMILY
Submitted by:anonymous
HOMARE NISHITANI
PATRIARCH OF THE BLOOD CHUB FAMILY
I'm sorry for the comments I made. They were far beyond the point of being considered appropriate. You are an incredible person & me having been under the influence of alcohol is no excuse for allowing my behaviour to continue for as long as it did. I swear by God's gracious gift of free will that if you ever allow me to be an active member of your community again I will never follow the precedent I'd set for myself leading up to your rational decision to ban me. i think you're really cool.
Submitted by:anonymous
Response to unban request
I'm sorry for the comments I made. They were far beyond the point of being considered appropriate. You are an incredible person & me having been under the influence of alcohol is no excuse for allowing my behaviour to continue for as long as it did. I swear by God's gracious gift of free will that if you ever allow me to be an active member of your community again I will never follow the precedent I'd set for myself leading up to your rational decision to ban me. i think you're really cool.
When it registers. Look! They know it's lagging! LOOK! When it registers m8. What the fuck? Look how laggy it is; THE HIT DIDN'T EVEN SPAWN! I can't do this today. I spent 3 weeks waiting for this. I did 16 hours. Every single DAY! I skipped the gym for this shit. FUCK! I lost 10lbs for this. DAMMIT! FIX YOUR GAME!
Submitted by:When it registers.
When it registers. Look! They know it's lagging! LOOK! When it registers m8. What the fuck? Look how laggy it is; THE HIT DIDN'T EVEN SPAWN! I can't do this today. I spent 3 weeks waiting for this. I did 16 hours. Every single DAY! I skipped the gym for this shit. FUCK! I lost 10lbs for this. DAMMIT! FIX YOUR GAME!
K3soju met that cute girl. They talked a lot, she seemed perfect. Caring, funny and also unbelievably pretty. He felt that she is the one for him. Once, during their long night conversation, he asked her how many boyfriends she had before him. She said - only one. Michael got furious. "There's no way. I'm not playing for second! I'm FIRST or EIF" Then he muted her and never met her again.
Submitted by:ReaLMaxy
k3soju FIRST or EIF meme
K3soju met that cute girl. They talked a lot, she seemed perfect. Caring, funny and also unbelievably pretty. He felt that she is the one for him. Once, during their long night conversation, he asked her how many boyfriends she had before him. She said - only one. Michael got furious. "There's no way. I'm not playing for second! I'm FIRST or EIF" Then he muted her and never met her again.
some kid tsar bombed the bathroom, there are literally no fucking survivors. The ceiling tiles fell down, the fucking toilet LITERALLY EVAPORATED, THE STALLS TURNED INTO FUCKING SHRAPNEL, THE WALLS ARE COMPLETELY KNOCKED DOWN, THE SINKS. GONE. THE ROOF LITERALLY COLLAPSED
Submitted by:Cruppz
Tsar Bomba
some kid tsar bombed the bathroom, there are literally no fucking survivors. The ceiling tiles fell down, the fucking toilet LITERALLY EVAPORATED, THE STALLS TURNED INTO FUCKING SHRAPNEL, THE WALLS ARE COMPLETELY KNOCKED DOWN, THE SINKS. GONE. THE ROOF LITERALLY COLLAPSED