Do you know Candice?
Candice Gunnardötter. She and I have been looking for you for what seems like forever.
We miss you so,so much. Please come home, I’m begging you. All I see when I close my eyes is that sweet, shy face of yours. Although we might get frustrated with you sometimes, it doesn’t mean we don’t want, no, *need*, you here.
You haven’t been the same since Vietnam. All I saw the last time I looked in your eyes was the flashbacks…the flashbacks of the gunfire… the bodies… the bloodshed…
Last time I remember you being here, you were curled up in a fetal position on the bathroom floor, crying and shaking because of the “people in the walls”. Your psychiatrist and I suspect you have schizoaffective disorder and PTSD. You need help, but you’re too scared to admit it.
We’ve searched everywhere for you, every nook and cranny. This whole town would be better off with you. The police have no clue we’re you went. We suspect you’ve probably changed your identity. Why would you go through such lengths to run away from the people who love you? That I will never understand. Why would you run away from your own mother? Why would you leave her in such a hellish place as this?
Even if you’ll probably never see this, all I really want to say is come home…. come…
IN YO MAMA!!! GOTEM!!!
Submitted by:generic “human”
IN YO MAMA (written by yours truly, me)
Do you know Candice?
Candice Gunnardötter. She and I have been looking for you for what seems like forever.
We miss you so,so much. Please come home, I’m begging you. All I see when I close my eyes is that sweet, shy face of yours. Although we might get frustrated with you sometimes, it doesn’t mean we don’t want, no, *need*, you here.
You haven’t been the same since Vietnam. All I saw the last time I looked in your eyes was the flashbacks…the flashbacks of the gunfire… the bodies… the bloodshed…
Last time I remember you being here, you were curled up in a fetal position on the bathroom floor, crying and shaking because of the “people in the walls”. Your psychiatrist and I suspect you have schizoaffective disorder and PTSD. You need help, but you’re too scared to admit it.
We’ve searched everywhere for you, every nook and cranny. This whole town would be better off with you. The police have no clue we’re you went. We suspect you’ve probably changed your identity. Why would you go through such lengths to run away from the people who love you? That I will never understand. Why would you run away from your own mother? Why would you leave her in such a hellish place as this?
Even if you’ll probably never see this, all I really want to say is come home…. come…
IN YO MAMA!!! GOTEM!!!
I have come to make an announcement. Shadow the hedgehog is bitch-ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife that’s right he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was “This big” and I said “That’s disgusting” so I’m making a callout post on my twitter.com. shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick its the size of this wall-nut except way smaller and guess what here’s what my dong looks like BFFFT. That’s right baby all points, no quills, no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m going to fuck the earth THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRROPPLEETTSS hit the fucking earth now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
Submitted by:Dr Ivo robotnik
Eggman has an announcement
I have come to make an announcement. Shadow the hedgehog is bitch-ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife that’s right he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was “This big” and I said “That’s disgusting” so I’m making a callout post on my twitter.com. shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick its the size of this wall-nut except way smaller and guess what here’s what my dong looks like BFFFT. That’s right baby all points, no quills, no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m going to fuck the earth THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRROPPLEETTSS hit the fucking earth now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
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Look, I have to admit I could not be bothered to read that at all and I'm guessing your issue is some kind of absolute bullshit. Go take a shower and then get to bed. Tomorrow, go to work. That's the only advice you're getting now.
Submitted by:DupeFortGaming
Look, I have to admit I could not be bothered to read that at all and I'm guessing your issue is some kind of absolute bullshit. Go take a shower and then get to bed. Tomorrow, go to work. That's the only advice you're getting now.
Your life is EVERYTHING! You serve ALL PURPOSE! You should treat yourself NOW! And give yourself, a piece of that oxygen, in the ozone layer, that's covered up so then you can breathe in this blue trapped bubble! 'Cause you know I'm here for it! To worship YOU! Love YOURSELF! I mean that with a hundred percent! With a thousand percent!
Submitted by:anonymous
Your life is EVERYTHING! You serve ALL PURPOSE! You should treat yourself NOW! And give yourself, a piece of that oxygen, in the ozone layer, that's covered up so then you can breathe in this blue trapped bubble! 'Cause you know I'm here for it! To worship YOU! Love YOURSELF! I mean that with a hundred percent! With a thousand percent!
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
Submitted by:anonymous
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
Debt adding and debt removing
There is debt at the bottom of his wallet
Under the debt, carry the debt
Remove the debt at the bottom of the ocean
Debt adding and debt removing
Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the days go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Into the green again, until the debt is gone
Under Jerma’s fat ass, there is debt here underground
Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Into the glue again after the debt is gone
Once in a lifetime, chat is yelling at the clown
You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "How much debt do I have left?"
And you may tell yourself, "Double or nothing!”
And you may say to yourself, "My God! What have I done?"
Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Into the glue again, into the silent water
Under the chat and pogs, there is some more debt underground
Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Into the glue again after the debt is gone
Once in a lifetime, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was dont look where my hand was
Chat isn't holding up, chat is still after us
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Letting the streams go by, same as it ever was
Here a jerma comes, here comes the clown
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (Letting the streams go by)
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (Letting the streams go by)
Once in a lifetime, let the debtors hold me down
Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Submitted by:anonymous
Debt adding and debt removing
There is debt at the bottom of his wallet
Under the debt, carry the debt
Remove the debt at the bottom of the ocean
Debt adding and debt removing
Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the days go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Into the green again, until the debt is gone
Under Jerma’s fat ass, there is debt here underground
Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Into the glue again after the debt is gone
Once in a lifetime, chat is yelling at the clown
You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "How much debt do I have left?"
And you may tell yourself, "Double or nothing!”
And you may say to yourself, "My God! What have I done?"
Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Into the glue again, into the silent water
Under the chat and pogs, there is some more debt underground
Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Into the glue again after the debt is gone
Once in a lifetime, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was dont look where my hand was
Chat isn't holding up, chat is still after us
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Letting the streams go by, same as it ever was
Here a jerma comes, here comes the clown
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (Letting the streams go by)
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (Letting the streams go by)
Once in a lifetime, let the debtors hold me down
Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
And you may find yourself, living in a short streamer’s shack
And you may find yourself, in another part of Nevada,
And you may find yourself, behind the wheel of clown’s automobile
And you find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful dog, and you may ask yourself,
Well, how did I get here?
Letting the streams go by
Let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the streams go by
Dumptruck no where to be found
Into the glue again, after the debt is gone,
Once in a lifetime, dumptruck nowhere to be found
And you may ask yourself, "How do I play this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that clown’s automobile?"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful dog"
Letting the streams go by
Let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the streams go by
Dumptruck no where to be found
Into the green again, after the debt is gone,
Once in a lifetime, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was,
Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was,
Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was,
Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was,
Submitted by:anonymous
And you may find yourself, living in a short streamer’s shack
And you may find yourself, in another part of Nevada,
And you may find yourself, behind the wheel of clown’s automobile
And you find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful dog, and you may ask yourself,
Well, how did I get here?
Letting the streams go by
Let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the streams go by
Dumptruck no where to be found
Into the glue again, after the debt is gone,
Once in a lifetime, dumptruck nowhere to be found
And you may ask yourself, "How do I play this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that clown’s automobile?"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful dog"
Letting the streams go by
Let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the streams go by
Dumptruck no where to be found
Into the green again, after the debt is gone,
Once in a lifetime, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was,
Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was,
Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was,
Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was,
"...I'm walking on sunshine..."
"There is an idea of a Scout, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. Although I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."
Submitted by:anonymous
"...I'm walking on sunshine..."
"There is an idea of a Scout, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. Although I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."
Dear forsen, you are banned from participating in our games since your community is causing our game and other players bad experience. Please stop attempting to log-in. -AOK Devs
Submitted by:anonymous
forsenboys banned from arenaofkings
Dear forsen, you are banned from participating in our games since your community is causing our game and other players bad experience. Please stop attempting to log-in. -AOK Devs
yes, i am a victim of low patience . however, i would never EVER skip out on the chance to do someones mom. i am a hardcore mom doer, i am to be respected, not fucking told i wouldn’t have the PATIENCE to do someones mom.
Submitted by:snusnubnuu
Doing Ur Mom (with Patience)
yes, i am a victim of low patience . however, i would never EVER skip out on the chance to do someones mom. i am a hardcore mom doer, i am to be respected, not fucking told i wouldn’t have the PATIENCE to do someones mom.