I am so tired of this chat, bunch of losers man fr and what the fuck is an omega lol nobody even says that bruh 😭 mfs in this chat really talkin bout an omega lol tf is that these nerds really buggin bro 💀
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I am so tired of this chat, bunch of losers man fr and what the fuck is an omega lol nobody even says that bruh 😭 mfs in this chat really talkin bout an omega lol tf is that these nerds really buggin bro 💀
So you chose not to recommend this game because of one person getting banned? He shouldn’t have done what he did. Plain and simple. But people will always go against the devs. Seems to be the popular thing to do. I don't have anything personal against the developers, I respect the work they've done (Dave included). That doesn't mean they're free of criticism. Even though John made a mistake, it was an honest mistake with no malicious intent and the devs knew banning him would get rid of a large number of maps being played. When people pointed this out, Dave gave a bizarre justification that made it sound like he was banned because his maps were heavily played [cdn.discordapp.com]. The issue would've been solved by messaging him and giving him time to remove it. Enough time has passed since then that I think anything Dave was concerned about has passed so there's no downside to unbanning him. he didnt do anything wrong, dave literally stole the hidden gamemode and had to rename it to "the hide" so why should cletus be banned for all his hard work? you're an idiot. The fact this was posted and you have 3k hours on record with 18.9 in the last two weeks... I'm buying this game. Yeah, that's fair. Tread lightly if you make maps though.
Submitted by:guy
Dave Villz is a clown / dave has a big fucking ego part 4
So you chose not to recommend this game because of one person getting banned? He shouldn’t have done what he did. Plain and simple. But people will always go against the devs. Seems to be the popular thing to do. I don't have anything personal against the developers, I respect the work they've done (Dave included). That doesn't mean they're free of criticism. Even though John made a mistake, it was an honest mistake with no malicious intent and the devs knew banning him would get rid of a large number of maps being played. When people pointed this out, Dave gave a bizarre justification that made it sound like he was banned because his maps were heavily played [cdn.discordapp.com]. The issue would've been solved by messaging him and giving him time to remove it. Enough time has passed since then that I think anything Dave was concerned about has passed so there's no downside to unbanning him. he didnt do anything wrong, dave literally stole the hidden gamemode and had to rename it to "the hide" so why should cletus be banned for all his hard work? you're an idiot. The fact this was posted and you have 3k hours on record with 18.9 in the last two weeks... I'm buying this game. Yeah, that's fair. Tread lightly if you make maps though.
안녕하세요 신사 숙녀 여러분! 내가 Minecraft를 플레이하는 시리즈인 Jermacraft의 에피소드 1에 오신 것을 환영합니다. 이것은 싱글 플레이가 될 것입니다. 플레이하자고 말할 때 그 용어를 사용합니다... 저는 이 게임에서 바보이기 때문에 꽤 느슨하게 사용합니다. - 당신은 많은 실패를 보게 될 것이고 많은 승리를 보게 될 것입니다 , 적어도 나는 희망한다. 그러니 따뜻한 커피 한 잔, 뜨거운 코코아 한 잔을 잡으러 가십시오. 여기 방금 양조한 사과 사이다가 있습니다. 한 모금 마시겠습니다. 한 모금 아 좋은 사이다입니다.
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안녕하세요 신사 숙녀 여러분! 내가 Minecraft를 플레이하는 시리즈인 Jermacraft의 에피소드 1에 오신 것을 환영합니다. 이것은 싱글 플레이가 될 것입니다. 플레이하자고 말할 때 그 용어를 사용합니다... 저는 이 게임에서 바보이기 때문에 꽤 느슨하게 사용합니다. - 당신은 많은 실패를 보게 될 것이고 많은 승리를 보게 될 것입니다 , 적어도 나는 희망한다. 그러니 따뜻한 커피 한 잔, 뜨거운 코코아 한 잔을 잡으러 가십시오. 여기 방금 양조한 사과 사이다가 있습니다. 한 모금 마시겠습니다. 한 모금 아 좋은 사이다입니다.
Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to episode one of Jermacraft, the series where I play Minecraft.
This is gonna be a singleplayer let's play and when I say let's play I use that term... pretty loosely because I'm an idiot in this game - you're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping.
So go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I've got apple cider right here freshly brewed, let me take a sip.
sip
Ah that's good cider. Alright, so let's get this started - create new world.
World name is going to be... JermaCraft! Sounds about right, eh ok...
Game mode is going to be suurvii- survival, that's the most interesting I think.
More world options- seed for world generator ok this is important!
I gotta name this something crazy to get cool structures and stuff.
Gonna name it... umm... how about,
"DiamondsAreForever"
"LOL"
"cheese"
uh "BURGAH".
Alright, there's- that's our world generator seed, "DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGAH"... Done!
Alright let's see what happens, create new world let's do it guys. 'Building terrain' oh my god this is so exciting this is episode one!
I wonder... I wonder where we're gonna end up... Where are we gonna end up?
Submitted by:anonymous
Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to episode one of Jermacraft, the series where I play Minecraft.
This is gonna be a singleplayer let's play and when I say let's play I use that term... pretty loosely because I'm an idiot in this game - you're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping.
So go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I've got apple cider right here freshly brewed, let me take a sip.
sip
Ah that's good cider. Alright, so let's get this started - create new world.
World name is going to be... JermaCraft! Sounds about right, eh ok...
Game mode is going to be suurvii- survival, that's the most interesting I think.
More world options- seed for world generator ok this is important!
I gotta name this something crazy to get cool structures and stuff.
Gonna name it... umm... how about,
"DiamondsAreForever"
"LOL"
"cheese"
uh "BURGAH".
Alright, there's- that's our world generator seed, "DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGAH"... Done!
Alright let's see what happens, create new world let's do it guys. 'Building terrain' oh my god this is so exciting this is episode one!
I wonder... I wonder where we're gonna end up... Where are we gonna end up?
Now, I know you had a knack of killing and cutting people open, so I have this psycho streamer eat the key to the exit. If you don't grab the key and open the door in 10 minutes, GAS will fill the room. Kill or sacrifice yourself? Make your choice.
Submitted by:anonymous
Stolen from Twitter
Now, I know you had a knack of killing and cutting people open, so I have this psycho streamer eat the key to the exit. If you don't grab the key and open the door in 10 minutes, GAS will fill the room. Kill or sacrifice yourself? Make your choice.
"It's so sad Steve Jobs died..." The God of Chaos says with a loud, deep voice... Echoing through the corridor of timelines...
"Who is Steve Jobs?" The man asks, pointing his sword down, ready to give his life for the answer he's been waiting for his whole life...
"Ligma balls." The God of Chaos responded, as the man explodes, disintegrated to dust... as the world mourns for his death.
Submitted by:nashe the idiot
"It's so sad Steve Jobs died..." The God of Chaos says with a loud, deep voice... Echoing through the corridor of timelines...
"Who is Steve Jobs?" The man asks, pointing his sword down, ready to give his life for the answer he's been waiting for his whole life...
"Ligma balls." The God of Chaos responded, as the man explodes, disintegrated to dust... as the world mourns for his death.
Other people can't load into Cletus maps if they weren't already subscribed creating broken lobbies. Thanks for the review, I'll be looking elsewhere. the fact he got banned for that even tho what they could have done was have him delay the map launch or have him remove the skins so he could launch it and then re add them when they got added to the game. but nope they said hmm lets ban him even tho we could have him remove the skin or delay the map being added cause thats the only thing to do. It's the devs fault for leaving skins that weren't meant to be public in the game files lmfao. If John hadn't found those skins someone else would've. doesnt excuse the fact dave is an immature fuck who made a whole drama soap opera about the situation. I only play with friends, not about to tell them no when they ask me to play. He wasn't banned for breaking any established rules, people have dug into the game files before and posted about it in the pavlov discord without getting banned, including leaking gamemodes like hidden or the balance table for weapon damage. Other map makers have modified and used assets in the game for custom maps, even server administrators (hence all the maps or custom servers with ww2 skins that aren't running ww2). There was no reason to think he'd be banned for including gun skins in one of his map. this seems to be a bad thing going on but it wont stop me from playing the game once every 9 months or whenever i decide to really play it. That's fair. I don't mean to say people should stop playing the game, but it's a really big shame. It feels like the game moves two steps forward and one step backwards a lot of the time and it doesn't have to be that way.
Submitted by:anonymous
Dave Villz is a clown / dave has a big fucking ego part 3
Other people can't load into Cletus maps if they weren't already subscribed creating broken lobbies. Thanks for the review, I'll be looking elsewhere. the fact he got banned for that even tho what they could have done was have him delay the map launch or have him remove the skins so he could launch it and then re add them when they got added to the game. but nope they said hmm lets ban him even tho we could have him remove the skin or delay the map being added cause thats the only thing to do. It's the devs fault for leaving skins that weren't meant to be public in the game files lmfao. If John hadn't found those skins someone else would've. doesnt excuse the fact dave is an immature fuck who made a whole drama soap opera about the situation. I only play with friends, not about to tell them no when they ask me to play. He wasn't banned for breaking any established rules, people have dug into the game files before and posted about it in the pavlov discord without getting banned, including leaking gamemodes like hidden or the balance table for weapon damage. Other map makers have modified and used assets in the game for custom maps, even server administrators (hence all the maps or custom servers with ww2 skins that aren't running ww2). There was no reason to think he'd be banned for including gun skins in one of his map. this seems to be a bad thing going on but it wont stop me from playing the game once every 9 months or whenever i decide to really play it. That's fair. I don't mean to say people should stop playing the game, but it's a really big shame. It feels like the game moves two steps forward and one step backwards a lot of the time and it doesn't have to be that way.
yeah cus dave has a big fucking ego https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZwFpOAFCdE Nah, he followed the official wiki tutorial [wiki.pavlov-vr.com] for making skins and got permission from the devs. He respected the rules full stop. Someone on the dev team messed up big time and Dave didn't realize the skins were in the live build unencrypted. I was going to buy, but if the devs make a community based game where they ban people for stupid shit. I want to have no part in that. Better ways to waste my short life then on giving some petty fool even an ounce of power. "wah wah why did the devs ban a guy for leaking the files! he shouldnt be punished wah wah" he broke rules he got banned. Was going to get it now that it's on sale, but now I guess I won't. I'll check out one of the other VR games like this instead, like Onward. I suggest contractors if you want an actual vr experience, not with devs with big egos. The percent is insignificant to me. You're supposed to trust the devs to ban someone for cheating, not for bs like adding skins to a map. Since the last update anyways, the game is practically unplayable for me. I can't load into any map on my first try, it crashes me out 🤷♀️. I also personally cannot load into Mirage at all since the developers banned Cletus.
Submitted by:guy
Dave Villz is a clown / dave has a big fucking ego part 2
yeah cus dave has a big fucking ego https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZwFpOAFCdE Nah, he followed the official wiki tutorial [wiki.pavlov-vr.com] for making skins and got permission from the devs. He respected the rules full stop. Someone on the dev team messed up big time and Dave didn't realize the skins were in the live build unencrypted. I was going to buy, but if the devs make a community based game where they ban people for stupid shit. I want to have no part in that. Better ways to waste my short life then on giving some petty fool even an ounce of power. "wah wah why did the devs ban a guy for leaking the files! he shouldnt be punished wah wah" he broke rules he got banned. Was going to get it now that it's on sale, but now I guess I won't. I'll check out one of the other VR games like this instead, like Onward. I suggest contractors if you want an actual vr experience, not with devs with big egos. The percent is insignificant to me. You're supposed to trust the devs to ban someone for cheating, not for bs like adding skins to a map. Since the last update anyways, the game is practically unplayable for me. I can't load into any map on my first try, it crashes me out 🤷♀️. I also personally cannot load into Mirage at all since the developers banned Cletus.
The dev team hate their content creators. They banned one of the most active map makers (John Cletus) who had spent months of his life making maps for the game, working almost daily for 3 years. The ban reason? For leaking skins meant for a competitive team that were already in the game files. Didn't give them to anyone else except who they were meant for. Devs refused to take any feedback on the decision, instead opting to go on an insane rant repeatedly asking, "Do you like video games?". Not changing my review until he gets unbanned. I kinda agree with the ban tho. it was obviously meant as a surprise for the team and dave wanted to reveal it him self to them. Naming your profile a variation of "John Cletus" is an in-joke with a friend group of mine. If you play snd you'll notice a fair amount of people running around with that name now. I chose mine because it has the added bonus of letting people who knew Cletus that he's banned now, so 🤷♀️. I wouldn't mind putting him on a pedestal though, he was that good a person and the game's worse off without him. I don't map, but Cletus would always show how he made his maps in discord and help other people with their maps on top of playing the game. 90% of what I play is snd and since the official made maps aren't balanced, community made maps are the bread and butter of Pavlov for me.
Submitted by:guy
Dave Villz is a clown / dave has a big fucking ego part 1
The dev team hate their content creators. They banned one of the most active map makers (John Cletus) who had spent months of his life making maps for the game, working almost daily for 3 years. The ban reason? For leaking skins meant for a competitive team that were already in the game files. Didn't give them to anyone else except who they were meant for. Devs refused to take any feedback on the decision, instead opting to go on an insane rant repeatedly asking, "Do you like video games?". Not changing my review until he gets unbanned. I kinda agree with the ban tho. it was obviously meant as a surprise for the team and dave wanted to reveal it him self to them. Naming your profile a variation of "John Cletus" is an in-joke with a friend group of mine. If you play snd you'll notice a fair amount of people running around with that name now. I chose mine because it has the added bonus of letting people who knew Cletus that he's banned now, so 🤷♀️. I wouldn't mind putting him on a pedestal though, he was that good a person and the game's worse off without him. I don't map, but Cletus would always show how he made his maps in discord and help other people with their maps on top of playing the game. 90% of what I play is snd and since the official made maps aren't balanced, community made maps are the bread and butter of Pavlov for me.
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Submitted by:LoserVille
For the baby man With his baby stans
@DreamAlt_ streamer more like double creamer(Splooj) (Insta Ban Me) MaxLOL MaxLOL Imaging being an Instant Creamer Jebasted #Coume #PermaBan SoonerLater Alt user TheIlluminati (coume). #babyman #Child #4TheStans
@DreamAlt_ streamer more like double creamer(Splooj) (Insta Ban Me) MaxLOL MaxLOL Imaging being an Instant Creamer Jebasted #Coume #PermaBan SoonerLater Alt user TheIlluminati (coume). #babyman #Child #4TheStans
Submitted by:Dream
For the baby man With his baby stans
@DreamAlt_ streamer more like double creamer(Splooj) (Insta Ban Me) MaxLOL MaxLOL Imaging being an Instant Creamer Jebasted #Coume #PermaBan SoonerLater Alt user TheIlluminati (coume). #babyman #Child #4TheStans
Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself NOW, and give somebody else a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside of this blue trapped bubble.
Like what are you even here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. and I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.
Submitted by:anonymous
Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself NOW, and give somebody else a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside of this blue trapped bubble.
Like what are you even here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. and I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.
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Submitted by:anonymous
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My cock is a monster and I feel like I have to show you what it can do. I’ll be outside waiting for you. We’ll make some tea and wait for you to get dressed. When you’re ready we’ll take my cock in your ass. That’s where I like it. It’s wetter and I can get more into you. It will make you moan. Be ready when you hear the knock.
What I like to do is have you sit on my cock as I fuck you, pulling and pushing and turning you so you squirt all over your tummy, breasts and chest. At the end I will ask you to lean over the edge of the bed. I will stand between your legs and slide your pussy over my cock until I find the sweet spot. Then I will thrust and I will feel the pleasure and the strength in your legs as I push all my energy into you. You will ride me to the very top and you will cry and I will make you cum and then I will pull out and make you cum all over your back. You will thank me. We will finish in the shower where you can finally come and then I will fuck your ass and make you feel wonderful.
Submitted by:Cokman
Cock pussy
My cock is a monster and I feel like I have to show you what it can do. I’ll be outside waiting for you. We’ll make some tea and wait for you to get dressed. When you’re ready we’ll take my cock in your ass. That’s where I like it. It’s wetter and I can get more into you. It will make you moan. Be ready when you hear the knock.
What I like to do is have you sit on my cock as I fuck you, pulling and pushing and turning you so you squirt all over your tummy, breasts and chest. At the end I will ask you to lean over the edge of the bed. I will stand between your legs and slide your pussy over my cock until I find the sweet spot. Then I will thrust and I will feel the pleasure and the strength in your legs as I push all my energy into you. You will ride me to the very top and you will cry and I will make you cum and then I will pull out and make you cum all over your back. You will thank me. We will finish in the shower where you can finally come and then I will fuck your ass and make you feel wonderful.