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A concerned Christian parent writes to Imaqtpie

twitchquotes: Hello Mr. 'Cute the Pie'! I am a concerned Christian parent, who caught my son Lil' Johnny watching your SMUT, and if you dont COVER YOUR DONGER IMMEDIATELY, you will be reported to the authorities! DO NOT copy and paste this!
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October 2014
imaqtpie

Copy pasta makes you look Italian and vegan

twitchquotes: Remember boys and girls, its not good to copy pasta. It makes you look Italian and vegan and can be detrimental to your health and peers if you display unwanted or annoying text, repetitive chat, and rude/disrespectful words.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?

Kripp please stop wearing sexually suggestive clothing

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, I think your arena results would be better if you focused more on your gameplay and less on wearing sexually suggestive clothing
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

I sexually Identify as

I've always wanted to be an octopusserino

twitchquotes: ive always wanted to be an octopusserino but everytime i try to tell someone they make fun of me. well ive had it up to here. today is the day i put my tentacles down. im sick and tired of people telling me what i can and cant be. i will be getting surgery to split my legs like pasterinos so i can have tentacles if you copy and pasterino my story to mock me i swear i will ink all over your face!
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Flame imp is a bad card

twitchquotes: Wow. Wanna know how I know that this guy doesn't know what he is doing? He plays Flame Imp, a card that does 3 damage to the guy that plays it. Clearly he doesn't understand that if you run out of health you lose.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?

Spam is a brand of several canned precooked meat products

twitchquotes: Spam is a brand of several canned precooked meat products made by the Hormel Foods Corporation. It was first introduced in 1937 and gained popularity worldwide after its use during World War 2
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

PETA must be alerted

twitchquotes: Last night at Greece's most prominent Red Light District, Kripp was seen pimping out Catarrian for very cheap. PETA must be alerted of this horrid cat prostitution ring hidden under this "Twitch streaming"
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November 2014
Kripp

Spaghetti out of Kripp's underwear

twitchquotes: I love spaghetti, its actually my passion. I have always wanted to eat Greek spaghetti, specifically out of Kripp's underwear where his dongers are Kappa
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Can you guys stop typing 'misplay'?

twitchquotes: Can you guys stop typing 'misplay'? We know Kripp is not the best player and he might be a bit slow in the head, but stop pointing out the obvious by typing 'misplay' over and over.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Ebolus enchantus

twitchquotes: (∩ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)βŠƒβ”β˜†οΎŸ. * ・ q゚ Ebolus enchantus(∩ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)βŠƒβ”β˜†οΎŸ. * ・ q゚ Ebolus enchantus(∩ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)βŠƒβ”β˜†οΎŸ. * ・ q゚ Ebolus enchantus
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October 2014
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(

I was watching you play Prismata yesterday and fell asleep

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp. I was watching you play Prismata yesterday and fell asleep. In my dream I was playing prismata and fell asleep. The same thing happened in my dream's dream. It was the worst nightmare ever and I woke up in a cold sweat. Please don't play prismata anymore I don't want to go through that again. Pls no copy pastrami.
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November 2014
Kripp

Aspirations and dreams

twitchquotes: Press 1 if you once had aspirations and dreams but have now given up all hope and devolved into mindless shitposting.
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December 2014
imaqtpie

If PLTR hits 35 today

If PLTR hits 35 today I will wipe with quarter ply toilet paper and accidentally discover myself
December 2020

WallStreetBets

Kripp will forever be my 'Salt Shaker'

twitchquotes: My favorite streamer is the Kripparrian. I often find my self watching his old vods just to stare and look at his 'salty boy' body. Any BM plays he performed really showcased his pristine hearthstone skill. Sometimes i pause the stream and masterbait numerous times. The reveal of his diablo t-shirt never ceases to excite me. Kripp will forever be my 'Salt Shaker'
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November 2014
Kripp

MIC VOLUME TOO LOW

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž sub mode ο½ο½†ο½†οΌŒ i ο½ο½ο½ο½Œο½™ ο½ƒο½ο½Žο½ƒο½…ο½’ ο½„ο½‰ο½’ο½…ο½ƒο½”ο½Œο½™ to ο½ƒο½ˆο½ο½”οΌŽ i stare at ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ƒο½ˆο½ο½” ο½ο½Žο½„ say ο½”ο½ˆο½… οΌ­οΌ©οΌ£ οΌΆοΌ―οΌ¬οΌ΅οΌ­οΌ₯ οΌ©οΌ³ οΌ΄οΌ―οΌ― οΌ¬οΌ―οΌ· all ο½ο½ο½‹ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½’ο½…ο½™ο½Žο½ο½„
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April 2014
Reynad
I used to be a real ad

Dennis

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ο½„ο½…ο½Žο½Žο½‰ο½“ ο½“ο½ο½‰ο½”ο½…οΌŒ my ο½…ο½™ο½… ο½ο½•ο½”ο½ο½ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½™ go to ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ˆο½…ο½’ο½ ο½ˆο½…ο½ο½Œο½”ο½ˆοΌŽ i ο½—ο½ο½”ο½ƒο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ˆο½…ο½’ο½ ο½ˆο½…ο½ο½Œο½”ο½ˆ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œ i ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½“ο½…ο½˜ ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… οΌ’ skipped ο½”ο½•ο½’ο½ŽοΌŽ all ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ sudoku
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March 2014
Kripp

Imqtpie losing his farmer's license for poor cs

twitchquotes: Hey, qtPie this is the NSA (National Service of Agriculture). If you do not start getting some cs soon, we will have to revoke your farmer license
twitch chat
August 2014
imaqtpie

Life is good

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Stay positiveγƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆ Ω„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ Kripp is excellent (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Chat is excellent γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆ Ω„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ Kitty is soft (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆ Ω„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ Life is good (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ_)
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December 2014
Kripp

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth ~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€ ~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€ γ€€~β€’ ~β€’ γ€€ γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€ ~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€ γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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Mad Bomber Diary

twitchquotes: Mad Bomber Diary 11/11/14: Dear Diary, Kripp has played me 200th time today, he always keeps me for his greediest plays like I'm one of his prosterinos. I shall take this torment no more, I demand that he coins me out on an empty board like an honest minion from now on. Pls no copy pasterino my story
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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