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only the realest player will dunk this

twitchquotes: TriHard / πŸ€ TRUE BALLER TEST only the realest player will dunk this πŸ—‘
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March 2018

Chat Test

New agent idea: Hog rider

New agent idea: Hog rider As maney of you know, over the past few years of playeing this game almost everyone wants riot to add hog rider into valrant. I know the devlapers dont wana add Hog rider into valrant becuse hes got a Hammer and likes rideing on pigs which is OP IN reaal life. However, i Spent a lot of my time the past few minute to think of a way to make him Not op in valrant like Rana(Which hackers like to use). Here is my idea: Hog rider design: https://preview.redd.it/oemu1mzky2g61.jpg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d580b7c34983f32f178f65b9a86310db6bfde9cc This is what hog rider would look like in valrant Abilitys: C (cost 238$ dolars) - Jumpeing ability. When you press this abilty, You can jump Q(cost 192.82$ dollrars) - Hammer abilty. Press this abilty and you turn your Gun into a hamer. The hammer is like the knife except when You swinging the hamer at someone it looks Dangareous. E (main abilitey. recharge every few Minutes)- Battle cry. When you press the E buton, your Micraphone is broadcast on the whole map so evrayone can hear you talkeing. Then your alowed to make batle cry noise like clash clans hog rider. X (ultra abilty cost 4 ulltra orb)s - When you press ultra abilaity, all of Your team gets to ride hogs. This is good because The hog your rideing on gets friends and your team mates get hog rider. For example: Cifer and Brimestone can be rideing hogs when hog rider use the ultra Pasive abilty: hog
February 2021

Valorant

I used to be a real ad

Having a daughter is the ULTIMATE SIMP

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL SIMP. Think about it logically.
August 2021

Simps

Moishe from Hebrew School

twitchquotes: So you're going by Reckful now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Moishe from Hebrew School. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in Torah class. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Ziva the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now according to the customs of HaShem. I make over 200k a year and am an accomplished Rabbi. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.
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July 2019
Reckful

Tanner from High School

John Xina needs your credit card info

🚨🚨CALLING ALL TENCENT GAMERS🚨🚨 JOHN XINA πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ¦LOST HIS SOCIAL CREDIT 🀯 🀭AND NEEDS YOUR HELP TO GET IT BACK πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ ALL HE NEEDS IS THE 1️⃣2️⃣ DIGITS ON YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT CARD πŸ’³ ALONG WITH THE EXPIRATION DATE πŸ“… AND THOSE 3️⃣ WACKY DIGITS ON THE BACK πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ¦
November 2021
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NA LOST TO CORONA

twitchquotes: NA LOST TO CORONA LUL NA LOST TO POLICE BRUTALITY LUL NA LCS IS SO BAD LUL NA PRODUCTION IS THE WORST LUL NA USING TEETH TO DEFEND THEMSELVES LUL
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July 2020

EU vs NA

You guess it right, its Michael Santana

twitchquotes: my hairs too long, ResidentSleeper but not my bananna, ResidentSleeper you guessed it right, ResidentSleeper its michael santana ResidentSleeper
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July 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

God I want Zarya to be real

twitchquotes: God I want Zarya to be real, I want her large feet to smash my head. I want her muscular thighs to squash my head. It brings me to a near orgasmic feeling by just thinking about her and her muscular toned body. If Activision Blizzard made sexdolls, I would buy every Zarya model for myself and never leave my mom's basement. Fuck I just want Zarya to be real
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June 2017

Overwatch

fortnite is the best gaem ever

twitchquotes: fortnite is the best gaem ever because its literaly minecraft and pubg put together also you can do epic dances in fortnight. i can destinguish between a good game (forynite) and a bad one ,(blackops IIII) unlike all u stupid idiot trolls like come on im only 9 year sold
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December 2018

Fortnite

Alien through telescope

twitchquotes: AlienPls β € οΎŸβ €*β € q⠀ β €οΎŸβ €ο½‘ β € β €β € β˜†β € β €β˜…β €β €β €β €β € ο½₯οΎŸβ € β € β € β˜…β € qο½₯β €β €β €οΎŸβ €β €ο½‘β € β €β €β € β € β˜…β € β € ο½₯ο½₯β €β € β € βˆ΄β €β € β € β € β € β € β € οΎŸβ € β € β € *β €οΎŸβ €β €β €β˜…β €β €β € qο½₯β € β €β €β €β €β €β €I CANT BELIEVE MY EYES πŸ”­ OMEGALUL σ €€ σ €€
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October 2021
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Simping for Pokimane is a lifestyle

twitchquotes: Simping for Pokimane isn't just a moment, it’s a lifestyle πŸ’« a reason to breathe 🀲 an escape from this evil world filled with thieves 🌏 It’s art πŸ–Ό the first gift you open on Xmas 🎁 a hug from a loved one πŸ€— everything you’ve ever wanted love πŸ’— everything you need πŸ’•πŸ₯Ί
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August 2020
Pokimane

Simps

FNC, aka "Feed N' Cry"

twitchquotes: FNC, aka "Feed N' Cry", are another contender in the LEC (Low Elo Clowns) , who are known for their fiesta gameplay and their captain, Rekkles, a KDA player who currently holds the League of Legends record for most times crying on stage after losing
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September 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

I've noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab

Sister. I've noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab. When you wear a hijab, you are obeying the commands of Allah, and you can expect great rewards in return. It is Allah's protection of your natural beauty. You are too precious to be "on display" for each man to see. It is Allah's preservation of your chastity. Allah purifies your heart and mind through the hijab. Allah raises your dignity through the hijab. When a strange man looks at you, he respects you because he sees that you respect yourself. And this applies to your reddit avatar as well.
July 2021

Reddit

The tragedy of Darth Pepega

twitchquotes: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Pepega the Retarded? I thought not. It's not a story the High Elo players would tell you. It's a Silver legend. Darth Pepega was a Dark Lord of the Silver, so boosted and so retarded he could use his Flame to influence the outcome of the game... He had such a knowledge of the flame, he could even keep the ones who tried to carry him from winning. The dark side of the Mental is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught a rioter everything he knew, then the rioter banned him in his sleep. Ironic. He could grant the enemy team LP, but not himself.
twitch chat
August 2019

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

League of Legends

Spamming aliens and octopuses

twitchquotes: Honestly, chat, you guys are so immature. Do you really think you can affect the outcome of the game by spamming aliens and octopuses? You're really degrading my twitch experience with your mindless crowd mentality. Please stop, or else...
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September 2018

Rhyme Chant

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Where me your CTRL+V

twitchquotes: whisper me your CTRL+V no cheating VoHiYo whisper me your CTRL+V no cheating VoHiYo whisper me your CTRL+V no cheating VoHiYo whisper me your CTRL+V no cheating VoHiYo
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February 2016
strifecro

Hey, Forsen Vladimir Putin here

twitchquotes: Hey,Forsen Vladimir Putin here. Just wanted to say that you are the best Russian streamer. Motherland proud of you,boy! You are drinking very nice aswell. Just call me and no riots
twitch chat
November 2014
Forsen

I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday

twitchquotes: I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday. I told him it would be cool to see him play arena again. He said, β€œWhy, so you can snipe me at 8 wins?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was β€œHuh?” but he kept cutting me off and going β€œhuh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I thought he was going for a brofist, so I extended my hand only to have it slapped away in disgust. Later on I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen murlocs in his hands without paying.
twitch chat
July 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

Ben Shapiro Kung Fu Fighting

Let's say for a minute, that hypothetically, everyone was in fact kung fu fighting. Now statistically speaking of course, this is impossible. Now hypothetically if they were, hypothetically of course. Now, would they all be performing the same so called Kung Fu move? Statistically speaking that is highly unlikely. This would also, hypothetically, be quite dangerous if it were to actually occur. Coming from a medical official, my wife, who is a doctor, she says that hypothetically, this would be dangerous. So, logically, this would not happen. So in fact, there is no way, impossible even, that everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.
December 2020

Ben Shapiro

I used to be a real ad

GET THE PEPPER OFF

I ain't never seen no mustard on that, but it might be good though, my dad would know better, boutta get him. Aww, mustard! Come on man, now don't put no mustard on that, you need to put a little season on that thing! WHAT! Man come on get that pepper off there! Come on, somebody come get this man! Come on now, come on get that pepper of there, that's just too much doggone pepper. I don't wanna see this no more! Oh, what happened oh. GOD! OH MY GOD! BOY WHY YOU PUTTING THAT PEPPER ON THERE?TAKE THAT OFF OF THERE. GET THE PEPPER OFF! ACHA!!
July 2021
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