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"When the Impostor is sus" but formal

When the person who pretends to be someone else in order to deceive others, especially for fraudulent gain is giving the impression that something is questionable or dishonest, causing one to have the idea or impression that they are of questionable, dishonest, or dangerous character or condition.
March 2022

Among Us / Amogus

It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ž your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ and HIT ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š the BOOKS ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“™till your BRAIN ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง  is RUBBED RAW ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ and your PEN ๐Ÿ–Š๐Ÿ–Šis DRY ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and do this THING ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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December 2019

Emoji Pasta

This new spam is too spicy for this casual chat

twitchquotes: tbSpicy THIS tbSpicy NEW tbSpicy SPAM tbSpicy IS tbSpicy TOO tbSpicy SPICY tbSpicy FOR tbSpicy tbSpicy THIS tbSpicy CASUAL tbSpicy CHAT tbSpicy DONT tbSpicy YOU tbSpicy DARE tbSpicy COPY tbSpicy IT tbSpicy
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September 2015
Kripp

moon2A emote

โฃฟโก‡โฃฐโฃถโฃถโฃญโ ปโฃโ โ €โ €โฃ โ Ÿโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโก‡โฃฟโก€โ €โขนโฃงโฃฟโ €โ €โฃดโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ Ÿโขฟโฃโ ทโฃถโกพโฃฟโกŸโข€โกพโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃ€โก€โ ‰โ ›โ ถโขŸโฃซโกดโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโฃŸโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโ ฟโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโ พโ ›โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃดโฃถโ ฟโ —โ ’โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโกŸโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃถโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
August 2021
MOONMOON

Sneed's Feed & Seed

The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...
January 2021

FeelsFurryMan

โ „โ „โข€โฃคโฃคโฃ„โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃดโฃถโฃฟโขฑโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โข โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโกฆโข€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ€โก€โ „โ „โ „โก€โ ดโ ถโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโขธโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ ธโฃงโ นโขฟโฃฟโกฟโขกโฃพโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃถโฃ„โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃโขฟโขธโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โข€โฃฟโฃงโกŒโ ฟโขกโฃฟโฃฉโฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฌโฃโกƒโ Ÿโฃซโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃฅโก˜โขฟโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโขซโฃญโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฆโขปโกŸโขซโฃถโ ’โ ’โ ’โฃถโฃคโ „โ „โ „ โ „โข€โฃ™โฃฅโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ ฅโ žโฃซโฃญโ โ ‚โ „โขฒโฃถโฃฌโกˆโข™โฃฉโ „โ ‚โ „โขฐโฃฆโฃญโฃโ „โ „ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃโฃ›โฃ€โ „โ „โฃšโฃ‹โก‰โฃฐโฃžโฃ›โฃ‚โฃ€โฃ€โฃ˜โฃ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโกฟโฃ‹โฃฅโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ Ÿโ ปโ Ÿโ โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ โฃโฃ€โ †โ ฟโข‰โฃนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโก€โ „โ ฐโขถโฃฐโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃ‰ โ ฟโ Ÿโข›โฃฉโฃญโฃฅโฃถโ ถโขšโฃฉโฃ„โ „โ บโ ฟโ ปโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโ ทโ „โ โฃ‰โก“โ ฒโ ค โฃถโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ›โฃ‰โฃดโกพโ „โฃ‰โ คโ คโขญโฃโฃ›โฃ›โฃ“โก’โ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโขšโฃ›โก›โ ‰โ ™โขฆโฃ„ โ ‹โฃฅโฃถโกพโ ฟโข‹โฃกโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโกญโ ‰โ ‰โ โ „โ „โ „โ ‰ โกฟโ „โ ƒโขคโฃ„โฃ›โก›โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฌโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃ™โฃ“โฃ’โฃ’โฃ’โฃ’โฃ’โฃ’โฃฐโฃถโฃฆโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
November 2021

Pepe

I hate you

Mark, let me tell you something. Pay close attention to the text that I am about to write. An average human body has about 38 trillion cells. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. DNA is one of the densest stores of information on the planet: a single gram of DNA stores about 700 terabytes of information. If we stretched out the 76 trillion meters of DNA in my body and recorded, character by character, the word "Hate" over and over and over again, this pile of information could not store the tiniest fraction of a trillionth of the hatred that I feel for you right now. Every drop of blood in my body cries out for your death. My very soul writhes in disgust. Your mere existence is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any rational being can possess. You are a deception to Satan himself.
August 2021

Imaqtpie's father messages him

twitchquotes: Hola Miguel, it is me your father, Fernando Santana. I see you achieved a lot in your life and your seniora Lisha is a fine mamacita. When are you comin to Mehico?
twitch chat
June 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

TSM AKA "Throws Six Matches"

twitchquotes: TSM AKA "Throws Six Matches" is a North American team known for their questionable play and inability to win a game. They are currently found in Gate 06 of the Shanghai Pudong Airport making up excuses for not winning a single game at Worlds.
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October 2020
Riot Games

League of Legends

I know my opinion is irrelevant because I am a pleb

twitchquotes: I know my opinion is irrelevant because I am a pleb, but hear me out. Are us plebs as insignificant as we are made out to be? If there were no plebs, could there be any subs? I know were seen as copypasta bots, but I am a pleb and I am PROUD. SET AN EXAMPLE FOR US, FELLOW PLEBS, DO NOT FUCKING COPY AND PASTE THIS!
twitch chat
January 2015
imaqtpie

plebs vs subs

I will tell Michael to ban you all

twitchquotes: Hello twitch chat. This is michaels mother speaking. Please stop the spam in the chat. I can't read the amazing conversations that you are having about my son. Thanks. Don't copy and paste this to spam more or I will tell Michael to ban you all.
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December 2014
imaqtpie

What is a plebian?

twitchquotes: Plebian = Actually defined as a member of a despised social class, a commoner, a member of the plebs of ancient Rome. Also low-born, undisinguished, vulgar, and my personal favourite: vulgar-looking
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July 2015
Trick2g

plebs vs subs

Is there a card stronger than Magma Rager?

twitchquotes: Is there a card stronger than Magma Rager? And I'm referring to a Don Han'Cho'd, Blessed Champion'd Magma Rager, with a pre-nerfed Master of Disguise stealth, a Wee Spellstopper on one side, a Dire Wolf Alpha on the other side, an Ancestral Spirit, a Murloc racial tag, golden animations, a pre-nerf Blood Imp supporting it, with Windfury, Charge, Taunt and Divine Shield, Deathrattle: Replace your hero with the above-described Magma Rager?
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December 2016

Hearthstone

COCKtober emojipasta v2

October 2021

Emoji Pasta

Holiday Emoji

Halloween

NSFW

Holiday

Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto and I am begging you to stop drinking so much OJ. Since you became popular on the Twitch our sales have decreased by over 69% because Canadians want to be like you. For *** sake please drink some apple juice! If you continue drinking OJ, I wont be able to feed my family anymore
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July 2015
Kripp

Hey man, it's Mark from History 101

twitch chat
September 2015
Kripp

BUT AT LEAST WE GOT FREEDOM

twitchquotes: CAN'T HANDLE A PANDEMIC 4Head CAN'T HANDLE PROTESTS 4Head CAN'T HANDLE OTHER REGIONS 4Head BUT AT LEAST WE GOT FREEDOM Pepega
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July 2020

EU vs NA

Xi Jinping Tanner

twitchquotes: So youโ€™re going by Kripparian now, nerd? Haha what up, itโ€™s Xi Jinping from China. Me and the other dictators used to give you a hard time. Sorry you were just an easy target. I see your social credit score is still low. Remember Mei Ling, the girl you had a crush on? Yeah, I have her organs now. I forcefully oppress over 1 billion people a year, and run a corrupt government. I guess some things never change, huh? Nice catching up, pathetic..
twitch chat
November 2019
Kripp

Tanner from High School

Ben Shapiro asks a girl out to prom

Ok, so l-let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, that, perhaps, I, Ben, was to ask you, Stacy, to the prom, right now. Now let me ask you, in that situation, would it not be in your best interest to say yes? I mean the answer is obvious, right? Now let's suppose, that in fact, I was doing so right now, in this room. Now, hypothetically, what would your response be?
January 2021

Ben Shapiro

TSM, also known as "Throw Some More"

TSM, also known as "Throw Some More" is a North American cyber sports organization internationally recognized for their ability to lose any game from a winning position
April 2021

League of Legends

Text-to-Speech Playing