Popular Copypastas

How will this affect Rick James?

twitchquotes: Yesterday I walked into the bathroom and my brother was taking a shit. I don't know why he didn't lock the door, but before I could leave he asked me to grab him a roll of toilet paper. As I was handing it to him he jumped up and smacked a hand full of shit across my face...How will this affect Rick James?

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July 2014

Reynad

D3 is boring

twitchquotes: Hmm, something tells me that Kripps audience has gotten enough from D3 for most part... Just can't really put my finger on... ResidentSleeper

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February 2015

Kripp

Waiting for adblock to be disabled

Chungus has no beginning. Chungus has no end

Chungus has no beginning. Chungus has no end. Chungus is infinite. Millions of years after our civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, Chungus will endure. Chungus is eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. We are but rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. We touch Chungus' mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Our lives are measured in years and decades. We wither and die. Chungus is eternal. Before it, we are nothing. Chungus imposes order on the chaos of organic life. We exist because Chungus allows it, and we will end because Chungus demands it. Chungus transcends our very understanding. We cannot grasp the nature of Chungus' existence.

March 2021

BAN ONE FLEX

twitchquotes: 💪 😂 BAN 💪 😂 ONE 💪 😂 FLEX 💪 😂 GET 💪 😂 THE 💪 😂 WHOLE 💪 😂 GYM

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September 2017

This guy's such a bad player!

twitchquotes: ☑ "This guy's such a bad player!” ☑ “You seen my deck guys, there was nothing I could've done” ☑ "How am I losing against these NOOBS" ☑ “This is hearthstone guys” ☑ "I lost" ☑ “He played like trash and got lucky” ☑ “FUCKIN' EH” ☑

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November 2014

Kripp

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?

DOGES and hunter is OP

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎＢＲＡＩＮＤＥＡＤ，ｍｙｈａｎｄａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｔｏｔｈｅＨｕｎｔａｒｄ．ｉｓｔｒｏｋｅｔｈｅｂｕｚｚａｒｄａｎｄｆｅｅｌｉｈａｖｅｓｅｘｗｉｔｈｔｈｅＤＯＧＥＳａｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇＯＰ

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April 2014

Reynad

Reynad is the math teacher and I am a sexy lifeguard boy

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March 2014

Reynad

Leifman, please go back to work in the salt plant

twitchquotes: Stop it, guys. I'm Leifman's sister, and mother of our beautiful little daughter, Leifgirl. The spam and constant harassment in this chat is driving my beloved Leifman insane. Since he became moderator, he's spending all his time here, and can't provide for his family, anymore. Please, Leifman, get back to work in our salt plant, we need the money.

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August 2014

Kripp

Guys chill with the copy pastas

twitchquotes: Guys chill with the copy pastas. We have already read the message once, we don’t need to see it again. Some people are actually trying to send unique messages, please be considerate

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March 2019

You better wear the TSM T-Shirt

twitchquotes: Hello TSM_Kripp, TSM manager here. We can see that you aren't wearing our TSM T-shirt. Remember that it is a vital part of our contract. If you want the fuckmaster-vol7ron you better wear the damn shirt.

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January 2015

Kripp

Waiting for adblock to be disabled

Hey TSM, thanks for paying for my free entertainment

twitchquotes: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ Hey T S M, thanks for paying for my free entertainment ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

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January 2015

Kripp

RETARD WAVE

twitchquotes: ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:・ﾟ RETARD WAVE!!:„ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤KEEP THE RETARDNESS GOING ¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤øº LETS GO RETARDS !¤¤º°¨¨°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨„ ø¤º°¨¨°º

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November 2014

Story of Felipe

twitchquotes: Let me tell you about Felipe. Felipe is good boy from Guadalajara. He wake at 6:00 to make food for white man. He eat his chipotle like a good boy, and clean the taco like a good boy. When he finish burrito he play stonehearth, but Felipe is sad. Felipe say he no win because of Kripp, and Felipe want retribution. Beware your taco kripp, it may have jalapeno poison...

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December 2014

Kripp

Krippler and the Donger people

twitchquotes: Krippler's aim is to establish a New Order of absolute Nazi German hegemony in the Twitch Metaverse. To this end, his foreign and domestic policies had the aim of seizing Lebensraum ("living space") for the Donger people. Under Krippler's rule, in 1941 German forces and their European allies occupied most of Europe and North Africa.

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March 2014

Kripp

Artosis is glad Kripp is joining the way of the sellout

twitchquotes: ＷＥＬＬＭＥＴＫＲＩＰＰ，ＩＴ＇ＳＭＥＡＲＴＯＳＩＳ．Ｉ＇ＭＧＬＡＤＹＯＵ＇ＲＥＪＯＩＮＩＮＧＴＨＥＷＡＹＯＦＴＨＥＳＥＬＬＯＵＴ．

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September 2014

Kripp

I used to be a real ad

So you're going by Kurum now nerd?

twitchquotes: So you're going by Kurum now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Milk i'm rank 1. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in the games . Sorry you were just an easy bot to target. I can see not much has changed. Remember the rank you had a crush on? Yeah we're inseparable now. I 'm rank 1 in N.A. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.

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October 2019

Kurumx

Teamfight Tactics

Please don't use Kappa

twitchquotes: I am from Japan and was raised hearing terrifying stories about kappas from my grandfather. Those are horrible turtle-like monsters who lure and kill children. And then I join this site and see you use it as a joke with a grey faced man. This is not right! I am scared of using the chat now, bringing me bad memories. Please, don't use that emote.

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September 2020

I need help typing

twitchquotes: i need help typing, im new to the americas and i dont know how to english very well can someone help me? pleasew stop spamming chat so i can learn please....without this i wont pass my english class iand ill get deported please...

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November 2014

TidesOfTime

The One Who Brings Salt

twitchquotes: Tells the legend that a long time ago all sea's water was fresh. But one tragic day a baby came out of the sea and was found by a group of african sea men. One week later, after the little baby saw the sea men play Hearth of Stone all the water turned salty. So they named him Kripp, which in Afrikaans means The One Who Brings Salt

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January 2015

Kripp

I used to be a real ad

Please don't copy paste or I might get fired

twitchquotes: Hey guys, Im a blizzard employee and I wanted to give all you fellow kripparians a sneak peak at one of our new GvG cards. It's called the coin- 0 mana and if you play it turn 1 as the first player, it randomly selects a player and they automatically win. Hope you are all excited for the new expansion, please don't copy paste or I might get fired.

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November 2014

TidesOfTime

How will this affect Rick James?

D3 is boring

Chungus has no beginning. Chungus has no end

BAN ONE FLEX

This guy's such a bad player!

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

DOGES and hunter is OP

Reynad is the math teacher and I am a sexy lifeguard boy

Leifman, please go back to work in the salt plant

Guys chill with the copy pastas

You better wear the TSM T-Shirt

Hey TSM, thanks for paying for my free entertainment

RETARD WAVE

Story of Felipe

Krippler and the Donger people

Artosis is glad Kripp is joining the way of the sellout

So you're going by Kurum now nerd?

Teamfight Tactics

Please don't use Kappa

I need help typing

The One Who Brings Salt

Please don't copy paste or I might get fired

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