Popular Copypastas

We here at NL_KRIPP welcome all TRUMP subs

twitchquotes: We here at NL_KRIPP welcome all TRUMP subs. This is a safe place for you all to congregate. You will not be harmed. You are all stellar examples of humanity and we want you here. Type trumpW, let your inner donger soar.

twitch chat

April 2015

Kripp

I hardly ever watch twitch anymore

twitchquotes: I hardly ever watch twitch anymore, and it’s mostly because of cringe chat. All you do is copy and paste the same things or constantly repeat the same stupid emotes in response to everything. So predictable and annoying

twitch chat

September 2020

I used to be a real ad

Thats why this place is so special.

Listen 5 years ago I wanted to get into investing. I came to this sub to get some advice. One guy helped me with a stock I could invest in. It was dipping for a few days and I kept asking what I should do and he said hold. Kept quoting Warren buffet On the third day I panicked and told him I had to sell. He sent me a video and told me to watch it before I sold. It was a guy getting railed by jpow. I lost 400 dollars that day but it taught me some lessons. Now look at me. Been investing for over 3 years now. I was even on this gme thing. Yeah I could of made 8x the profits instead of 4 but I consider that my own fault. But through this great sub and everything I have learned, I reinvested my profits and as of today I am down 5 grand. Thats why this place is so special.

February 2021

WallStreetBets

Do you even ❚█══█❚

twitchquotes: KRIPP do you even ❚█══█❚

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

Missed BM

twitchquotes: Missed BM. Unseen, unfollowed, unsubbed, undonated, unremembered. peacerino

twitch chat

April 2014

Trump

Waiting for adblock to be disabled

Sorry, just a fact of how I feel

twitchquotes: No I'm just not call with white supremacy y'all. It's really not that... I think a lot of you gamers are actually white supremacists. Sorry, just a fact of how I feel.

twitch chat

May 2020

Please don't copy paste or I might get fired

twitchquotes: Hey guys, Im a blizzard employee and I wanted to give all you fellow kripparians a sneak peak at one of our new GvG cards. It's called the coin- 0 mana and if you play it turn 1 as the first player, it randomly selects a player and they automatically win. Hope you are all excited for the new expansion, please don't copy paste or I might get fired.

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November 2014

TidesOfTime

76gb homework folder

twitchquotes:

You really think that 76GB homework folder is fooling anybody

twitch chat

September 2018

Copypasta being funny is just incomprehensible

twitchquotes: I always thought comedy was something I could never lose my grasp on, but "Copypasta" being funny to anybody is just incomprehensible.

twitch chat

April 2019

this game is actually one of the best I've seen

twitchquotes: (Sponsored Viewer) ✅ : Okay guys enough with the BS this game is actually one of the best I've seen in quite a while. I understand kripp may be "selling out" but that doesn't mean he isn't enjoying the game. After playing for a couple of minutes I got hooked, line and sinker. I suggest you fellow chat dwellers do the same. So much Fun! (5$ has been transferred to your PayPal account.)

twitch chat

July 2017

Kripp

sellout

What happened to this ad? :(

Kripp's wife Hafu and future son Dennis Morosan

twitchquotes: hello kripp, I am from the future. I am best friends with your son, Dennis Morosan. Your wife, Hafu, sent me to tell you Well Met and to message her how much you value penguins and OJ

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

I just fired out why they call them Brokers

I just figured out why they call them ‘Brokers’

March 2021

WallStreetBets

mods will time you out from the chat faster than TSM's 0-6 any% airport speedrun

twitchquotes: Hi guys, please be careful - if you keep writing the same message, mods will time you out from the chat faster than TSM's 0-6 any% airport speedrun last year at World's. This is your last warning. I am a Twitch moderator.

twitch chat

June 2021

Kripp and Arthus

twitchquotes: Ｍｙｓｏｎｔｈｅｄａｙｙｏｕｗｅｒｅｂｏｒｎ，ｔｈｅｖｅｒｙｗｅｂｓｉｔｅｓｏｆｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔｗｈｉｓｐｅｒｅｄｔｈｅｎａｍｅ：Ｋｒｉｐｐａｒｉａｎ．Ｍｙｃｈｉｌｄ，Ｉｗａｔｃｈｅｄｗｉｔｈｐｒｉｄｅａｓｙｏｕｇｒｅｗｉｎｔｏａｇａｍｅｒｏｆｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅｎｅｓｓ．Ｒｅｍｅｍｂｅｒ，ｏｕｒｆａｍｉｌｙａｌｗａｙｓｐｌａｙｅｄｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅｗｉｔｈｆｒｉｅｎｄｓａｎｄＩｋｎｏｗｙｏｕｗｉｌｌｎｅｖｅｒｐｌａｙｃａｓｕａｌｓｃｒｕｂｃｏｒｅｓｈｉｔ，ｂｕｔｔｈｅｔｒｕｅｓｔｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅｎｅｓｓｉｓｍｙｓｏｎｉｓｔｈｅｅｎｔｅｒｔａｉｎｉｎｇｙｏｕｒｖｉｅｗｅｒｓ．Ｉｔｅｌｌｙｏｕｔｈｉｓｆｏｒｗｈｅｎｍｙｄａｙｓｃｏｍｅｔｏａｎｅｎｄｙｏｕｓｈａｌｌｎｏｔｂｅｃａｓｕａｌ．

twitch chat

April 2014

Kripp

Sneaky goes 8th in TFT 8 times in a row

twitchquotes: After going 8th 8 times in a row, "Patient 8" hits his head on the wall 8 times in quick succession. The patient only communicates to his "chat"; a bunch of random sentences strung together to find out what will make the patient communicate. The word "Meteos" seems to trigger some sort of erotic response in the patient.

twitch chat

May 2021

Sneaky

Teamfight Tactics

Waiting for adblock to be disabled

DOGES and hunter is OP

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎＢＲＡＩＮＤＥＡＤ，ｍｙｈａｎｄａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｔｏｔｈｅＨｕｎｔａｒｄ．ｉｓｔｒｏｋｅｔｈｅｂｕｚｚａｒｄａｎｄｆｅｅｌｉｈａｖｅｓｅｘｗｉｔｈｔｈｅＤＯＧＥＳａｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇＯＰ

twitch chat

April 2014

Reynad

Worry about a tree, miss the entire forest

twitchquotes: ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ And if you only worry about a tree, you'll miss the entire forest around it ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ-Sage Dong

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November 2014

Trump

You have been gifted another INCOMING HYDRA

twitchquotes: ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ You have been gifted another INCOMING HYDRA. Type HandsUp to summon. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

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September 2020

KappaPride

BAN ONE FLEX

twitchquotes: 💪 😂 BAN 💪 😂 ONE 💪 😂 FLEX 💪 😂 GET 💪 😂 THE 💪 😂 WHOLE 💪 😂 GYM

twitch chat

September 2017

Waiting for adblock to be disabled

This guy's such a bad player!

twitchquotes: ☑ "This guy's such a bad player!” ☑ “You seen my deck guys, there was nothing I could've done” ☑ "How am I losing against these NOOBS" ☑ “This is hearthstone guys” ☑ "I lost" ☑ “He played like trash and got lucky” ☑ “FUCKIN' EH” ☑

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp